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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 46.48 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 559 submissions, giving an average score of 2.40, helping 13 designs get printed.
about Adultery
“Welcome to road-stop America”
under martial law
shut down the muffin man
yes I said shutdown the muffin man
“I am going to have to knock someone around”
says the one yellow shirted longhaired manager brunette
to the more passive curly grey haired lady register operator
while counting out boxes of cigarettes currently camel

Then down up in Canada
where a waitress once indicated Jewish people eat lox
the owner of an inn by the falls is a woman
who sometimes wears loud print dresses
and has a large coif of unkempt hair
sits in a chair backwards
supervises the scrambling of eggs
through a clear window to the dining room
uses the exercise bike in the fitness cordion
but leaves at a question from a supposed tourist
who she assumes is her bread

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto


rolling along highway seventeen
all this roadwork and all these machines
smoothing together and filling out grooves
all of the contraptions all of the crews

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto

So finally it has come to this
a yellow X in a roadwork tic-tac-toe
how did you get into that orange jumpsuit
with a strike of instructive fluorescence
which as if to say do not run over me
but with a pair of sunglasses and a woollen cap
the road worker in the orange jumpsuit with the please don't run me over Yellow X standing on line at breakfest time at Tim Horton's orders a Muffin
and its' a fruit explosion


you cannot stand behind the stall in the nearby bathroom forever
your hairdo towering above
as you are filled by the mixed-up spirit
part forthright part horseshit and part defence
you cannot hide behind that door forever
your head visible but not yourbody
and once again your feet

there you are again
there she is again
coming to inspect the vehicle I am driving
(her vehicle that I am driving)
do you wnat to drive with me and see how I drive
or do you want to drive and see how I talk
because I am also the tour guide



there she would be
if her hair were only more firmly conscripted
her coif a sphere for the birds and the bees
like Marie Antoinette or Mde. Pompadour
in les Jardins Des Versailles
wating for the revolution to come and get that lovely head lopped off from her shoulders
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lee klein
lee klein on Feb 13 '07 at 5:44pm
So!





Spending four days with the nice young couple

Of Chinese origin from Australia

And making it up to Canada

They call me up to show them around at night

and the play-around night desk clerk in a suit says its my job -So we walk up Clifton hill to Montana’s' a faux mountain range steakhouse (the commercial for on television features a talking moose) who is an animitron who in person does not appear - here it is soda refills and a half chicken with a side cornbread and instead of working out eating

but returning the next week other go out and I go to the gym where I hot-tub it and lift and run though a duo of Norwegians in search of pizza find me and I send them to the guy downstairs but the delivery go though eventually getting it to them ( after considerable delay)initially goes to the wrong hotel and then the next day the want pizza again which happens at the sons of Italy pizzeria in Homer a town named that by a government clerk who had an affinity for the classics where the pizza guy asks me if he can help me like out of a slam poem on racism where they have celebrity photos with no signatures and photocopies of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia the Scandinavians leave three slice I take one and the other two goes to the two music student boyfriends from Australia who I wouldn't let eat cheese doodles inside the van















lee klein
lee klein on Feb 14 '07 at 9:28am
Image intake

after all this poem is hydro-eclectic

and only fifty precent of the images which flow in the river

go over the falls

goldensara
goldensara on Feb 16 '07 at 2:26am
you are genius man, Im serious
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 19 '07 at 11:26pm
Carrboro

Biscuit City

Anthrax Station
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 19 '07 at 11:27pm
Carrboro

Biscuit City

Anthrax Station
sonmi
   sonmi on Feb 19 '07 at 11:27pm
keep doing what you do, lee
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 19 '07 at 11:34pm
yes right now I am @Mardi Gras in Mobile. Alabama
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 19 '07 at 11:37pm
and Thanks Julia- great shirts by the way!
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 22 '07 at 11:12am
Carrboro

Biscuit City

Anthrax Station

A swooshbuckler

teminal center/ terminal cancer

after all after a while looking at the waterfall

is like turning on the faucet in your hotel room and letting it run

though that is a straight drop first on on horshoe falls the rushing fleuve must go over a lip

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 22 '07 at 11:14am
talentless.
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 27 '07 at 1:09pm
Fantails

Fantastic

flying off in a fantastic fantail fantasy

to fantastic fantail fantasyland

a silvery green sports utility vehicle S.U.V

with “RX” vanity lisence plates

which is what I want to ask

as the craft intermittently slows down and speeds ahead

what pharmecutical the driver is on?



Plumpty dumpty

guilty utilities

Lionel Hampton is not an inn

She would have me eat my own words

before I even utter them

therefore they will never leave my mouth



A plastic super diamond

falls on a chrome enhanced pick-up-truck

A chrome enhanced super diamond

falls on a plastic truck







lee klein
lee klein on Feb 27 '07 at 1:10pm
now for shirtflirt
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 27 '07 at 1:12pm
waffle house humid house hot house smoke house
2 days later
Mandyhello
Mandyhello on Mar 01 '07 at 6:29pm
I think we need to get married.. soon



If I offer you an explosion muffin, will you offer me a beehive of waffletacular scale, width, and breadth?
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 03 '07 at 6:42pm
PRIME TROULETS

SO LET IT BE WIT CEASARS' SALAD
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 03 '07 at 6:42pm
SO LET IT BE WITH CEASARS' SALAD
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 04 '07 at 7:37am
when emotionally abandoned by your family

get picked-up by the fun and entertainment overload

If I writew about food I can learn not to eat it

(might as well play taps for my tapas)

after all I wanted a life of a million different situations

lee klein
lee klein on Mar 04 '07 at 7:43am
If I write about food long enough I can learn not to eat it
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 04 '07 at 8:43pm
this ain't a poem its' a god damn clam bake
8 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 13 '07 at 2:40pm
off color soda

seneca seneca

now and again and again and againica

here come dick cheney's pacemaker in wide load road race

witha fast going house
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 15 '07 at 5:49am
off color soda

seneca seneca

now and again and again and againica

here comes Dick Cheney's pacemaker

in a wide load road race

with a fast going house
4 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 19 '07 at 8:49pm
Its not time

its time to dump out the fishtank

the large polygonal fishtank from inside

out into the yard

timefor I and would be not a frein to Mde Pomadour

to dump out the fishtan

the large polygonal fishtank from inside

out into the yard
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 26 '07 at 6:39pm
an ostrich becomes a streelight lawn lamp - green

a bearded barn soaked brown black ivy

a fullu upstanding gopher chewing grass on the grassy perimeter of the highway

a couple plled over ot the side of the road the young man wearing a black leather jacket playing guitar to the girl

who may or may not be singing along

A NYC subway car pulled as a wide load pulled by a truck cam and resting on a flatbed

the would be Marie Antoinette with the tea cup in her tresses tied in with ribbons
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 26 '07 at 6:39pm
an ostrich becomes a streelight lawn lamp - green

a bearded barn soaked brown black ivy

a fullu upstanding gopher chewing grass on the grassy perimeter of the highway

a couple plled over ot the side of the road the young man wearing a black leather jacket playing guitar to the girl

who may or may not be singing along

A NYC subway car pulled as a wide load pulled by a truck cam and resting on a flatbed

the would be Marie Antoinette with the tea cup in her tresses tied in with ribbons
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 26 '07 at 6:39pm
an ostrich becomes a streelight lawn lamp - green

a bearded barn soaked brown black ivy

a fullu upstanding gopher chewing grass on the grassy perimeter of the highway

a couple plled over ot the side of the road the young man wearing a black leather jacket playing guitar to the girl

who may or may not be singing along

A NYC subway car pulled as a wide load pulled by a truck cam and resting on a flatbed

the would be Marie Antoinette with the tea cup in her tresses tied in with ribbons
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 26 '07 at 6:39pm
an ostrich becomes a streelight lawn lamp - green

a bearded barn soaked brown black ivy

a fullu upstanding gopher chewing grass on the grassy perimeter of the highway

a couple plled over ot the side of the road the young man wearing a black leather jacket playing guitar to the girl

who may or may not be singing along

A NYC subway car pulled as a wide load pulled by a truck cam and resting on a flatbed

the would be Marie Antoinette with the tea cup in her tresses tied in with ribbons
32 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 27 '07 at 8:43pm
Pines Doubled

in Forrested areas

Righjt Price next left



There was not much snacktivity to report on in Toronto

Snack activity not much that anyone we know was up to

except a coupleheaded out for late night oysters

Eggs and surfaces

quotes from Norman Mailer

and Winston Churchill get swished

Oceanfront Backpackers on Staten Island

emerge from the Sandwhiched inn

wheter I embrace yourwife or your mistress

your agenda or your ideas



Derek the Dispatcher driing the road supervisor's van

not that he is not a road supervisorwhich is an aggrandized dispatcher with additional duites nevertheless

he is not was not planing disciplinary action

but readying lifted truisms to sling at me

relating to the overlapping ofourlives

out here in the borough furthest awayfrom everything else



a crow eats at a squirrel

but is sent flying off

by an oncoming recreational vehichle towing a model-t

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 27 '07 at 8:47pm
HEY!
lee klein
lee klein on Apr 28 '07 at 8:07am
hello
23 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 21 '07 at 6:37pm
dopio-dopio

a "Double-Double"

that therein is two sugars and two creams in your coffee

at Tim Hrotons?

made it into the Canadian Websters

at least according to our of tourist double decker bus riders

who own two franchises of the eatery outside Ottawa

dopio- dopio

a "Double-Double"

or just a double

of two classes back to back

at Bikram on the yoga mat

or at opposite ends of the working exercise day

27 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 18 '07 at 5:49pm
the hemaphrodite smalls swell

in the pugent summer eden by th e falls

a rose melts in the mouth not in the hand

over 2,300 varities of the flower blossom

in the botnanical gardens

the mist drenches one while junes humid wafts

counteract the frequncy of the fragrancy the androgyny

and the gorges side forrest
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 18 '07 at 5:52pm
the hemaphrodite smells well

in the pungent summer eden by the falls

a rose melts in the mouth not in the hand

over twenty three hundred varities of this flower blossom

in the botanical gardens

the mist drenches one while June's humid wafts

counteract the frequency of thwe fragrancy

the androgyny

and the gorge side forrest
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 21 '07 at 9:17am
The great Creator Pressed down his hands into the earth

pushing his digits deeper tp make Finger Lake spaces

muddying his palms knuckes nails pinkies palms and as such

with the rocks and dirt of the earth which was torn aassunder by his intrusion into his own work

and did he was after he did he wash up after this particular job was done

lee klein
lee klein on Jun 21 '07 at 9:36am
taking large or small groups up to the falls

they stay in avast camp complex overnight intermixing with other

travelers from all over the world

here in geneva on the shores of lake seneca

hey it might not be Venice

but it isn't half bad
8 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 29 '07 at 11:48pm
The East Side

the west sdie

and the dark side

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jun 29 '07 at 11:49pm
where you been
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 30 '07 at 2:15am
venice and prague
margolove
margolove on Jun 30 '07 at 2:16am
yay for more lee klein
hanzabean
hanzabean on Jun 30 '07 at 2:17am
haha this is awesome

I have to say
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 30 '07 at 2:22am
thanks
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 03 '07 at 1:28pm
A shadow of a falls

Mis-delivered to by suggestion

and instead I had them a whole selection

from an online library

whets it worth

that which rests in your head

here we are standing around by all those lovely parking lot flower beds

where grow flowers

like petunias begonias and hydrangeas which half of us

can remember their names

after all we only see them resplendent but once a year

though you could see several

different ones at several different latitudes

over several weeks time

never mind

the Englishman who moved to Bavaria to marry a local girl

wants to argue with the Israelis

the four Filipinos are not as first though related

but different family units

moral of the story never open the door of a vehicle when it is moving

of course there exceptions but generally speaking





lee klein
lee klein on Jul 03 '07 at 1:29pm
A shadow of a falls

Mis-delivered to by suggestion

and instead I had them a whole selection

from an online library

whats is it worth?

that which rests in your head

here we are standing around by all those lovely parking lot flower beds

where grow flowers

like petunias begonias and hydrangeas which half of us

can remember their names

after all we only see them resplendent but once a year

though you could see several

different ones at several different latitudes

over several weeks time

never mind

the Englishman who moved to Bavaria to marry a local girl

wants to argue with the Israelis

the four Filipinos are not as first though related

but different family units

moral of the story never open the door of a vehicle when it is moving

of course there are exceptions but generally speaking





7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 11 '07 at 11:37am
the two ladies in dark sunglasses

with the jet black hair

in th eback of the overfilled van

who wereonce further up

and got turned around due to a switch

between those who had too far to trek out

from the last seat

with other tourists...

and earlier having gone to the bathroom anoounced

on the way down in the big drop off to the boat ride

me we who were already packaged in plastic ponchos

then we all made it onto "the maid of the mist" ontime

as if by design
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 11 '07 at 11:41am
later leaving from the tunnel underpass overpass

one of the other ladies the bavarian wife

assists me in backing out

then one of the darked haired non beauties

with obscured eyes

opens the door with the vehicle in motion

here this poet the driver snaps

one of the darked haired non beauties

with obscured eyes

2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 14 '07 at 11:34am
they were fillipinos and din't want to asian food

so they opted for the bohemian area and then didn't like the lokks of things so they opted to go back to mal

after al which originally siad who goes to canada to go shopping

oh well
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 14 '07 at 11:37am
they were fillipinos and didn't want the asian food offered on Spadina so they opted for what I termed the Bohemian area

and then did not like the looks of things in the surround fter the lunch chef at the Gladstone hotel bicycled home so they all opted to go back to the Eaton Town Center Mall after all

after having said they did not come to Canada to go shoping oh well
14 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 29 '07 at 11:33am
people are more intrested in what you don't know

then what you know
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 29 '07 at 11:33am
people are more intrested in what you don't know

than what you know
2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 01 '07 at 10:20am
now I done the paper bag apron for those out are rambuncious and squirting- // usually condiments

but now I am lithe and I am strong

and stand steadfast in the face of the messy masses
tesco
   tesco on Aug 01 '07 at 10:21am
sup Lee

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