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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 46.48 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 559 submissions, giving an average score of 2.40, helping 13 designs get printed.
URL: http://llmk1.wordpress.com/
Nov 2009
Around the World in Eighty Slogans (submit your own)

Dec 2007
Endless Excitement ad infinitum

Jul 2007
tell me where does Van Gogh's van go to next?
the pins pinned by the three holed orb of dead weight
to the litter of the law
Gentlepeople Start Your Search Engines!

May 2007
The Burning Toaster/The Dragon Coaster
The not so Secret Poem about the Secret lives of luggage

Apr 2007
The Pussy Takes the Bit

Feb 2007
SNACK KEROUAC TWO STILL WE WORK FOR THE DIABOLICAL HOT DOG

Jan 2007
Ketchup Mustard and the Perfectly Beddded Dog wedded
you know what Mozart didn't like marzipan but he loved Starlings

Dec 2006
at the heart of something
solve Neopolitan Bonaparte the equation
A Near Darth Experience

Nov 2006
and
as I Was saying

Sep 2006
Meanwhile don't hit your step-dad with a step-ladder
A Rainbow Worrier; You Are
Meet the poem about the shirt

Aug 2006
post dream skunk poem and dream/ analyze this
analyze this
off with the commies heads reprint this
stop reprinting this shirt
mob musicians are sloppy magicians
comma chameleon
they got hit
New York hasn't killed me (yet?)

Jul 2006
I WOULD TRADE A QUANTATIVE ESSAY ON ANY ARTISTS' WORK WHO TRADES ME FOR THIS SHIRT
IF YOU WERE CROSSING AN INTERNATIONAL BORDER WOULD YOU CHOOSE LOCH NESS IMPOSTOR OR HIGHWAY ROBBERY TO WEAR?
press release for my forthcoming exhibition/curation
The Naked Smoking Gun part two
stand and deliver your comment or your life
its next to impostorable
everybody please request a reprint I lost this shirt I loved this shirt

Jun 2006
so isn't this new version threadless harder to navigate and more annoying
The NAKED SMOKING GUN HERE WE GO AGAIN

May 2006
SO ITS OVER DID ANYBODY SEE ME ON THE PEOPLES COURT
Untitled
Fables of the Reconstruction part two
"Fables of the Reconstruction " lee klein the super living amorphous blog takes form
I recovered my Blogs and my Peoples court case is onTV Thursday
other people and things cross the street
Cat Out on a thin white line
Just Desserts; Leave your most salacious meal finale experience here as well
I am a Pastafarian but oh my god there really is a sect where devotees call themselves pastafarians
We all work for The Diabolical Hot Dog Part Two: Snack Kerouac
In this Spaghetti Best Western
Salty Engineering
I Finally had a threadless Dream
Join the Temple of Google now
tesco tesko finally gets a Lee Klein amorphous blog poem
Hip Hop Hypotamoose
no yielder the cleaver wielder yum yum#9comments
massive potassium
lychee peachy

Nov 2005
threadless blog quality was going downhill rapidly as well
We All Work for the Diabolical Hot Dog
Goerge Bush couldn't find the exit
the octopus ate the jellyfish that killed the wife
unpleasant event schedule please list your most unpleasant event
Lets all talk about the paris hilton car crash
this is the connect two t-shirts by pun tie in- take one t-shirt and tie it into another in a double meaning blog
the squid and the whale a transversal double t-shirt blog
the squid and the whale

Oct 2005
threadless veterans are eating the vietnam veterans who are eating the venusians who are eating the venetians who are eating the vetinarians who
the wake for this blog
Circumnavigating the Topiary Volume Two updated

Sep 2005
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Blog Forum

Aug 2005
the husband said to the jellyfish take my wife please
even doves have pride
Its' NESS to Improbable

Jul 2005
moby swallows a heavyweight character actor
go fish go fish go fish go
I have just BEGUNJECTOR TO BLOG
Mid Summer T-Shirt poem
colnels

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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
Cow cow cow
Holy Mao?
Holy cow?
Mao cow?