Drivers Against Cars Can Always Walk
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I've peed so many times in my whole life.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt should have been a rag.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt will be a rag in its next life
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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It's 2006; Minimum wage for your thoughts
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Walkstop.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Spelled "duct" tape to keep the vegetarians' business
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My heart is pounding. You can't tell, but it is.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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God bless sneezers.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Plants are the neglectful owner's pets.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Celebrity? Who? Yes, as a matter of fact, we ARE related.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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When all is said & done...consider an afterlife.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You look familiar. Are you famous?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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People just have to read what's on a shirt. See?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The word you're looking for hasn't been invented in this language
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Smart people can't help using big words.To them it sounds normal.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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A dictionary says more words than a picture does.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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To a mover, consolidation is everything.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Ever look into a baby's eyes and get the feeeling they just KNOW?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Die, dice, just roll the damn thing(s)
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Would Spongebob be half as popular if he wasn't a boy?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Is something as hot as coffee really meant to be iced?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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If a towelette is a mini towel, is a toilet a little bit of toil?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I used to think duck sauce was made from ducks.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ladles can be spoons when you're really hungry
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Mannequins are the real trendsetters
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Bigger fridges hold more expired food.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Cut the tourists some slack. It IS their vacation after all.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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An apple a day keeps fruit stores in business
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If jaywalking was legal, I would have been here already.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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"Bee" as in "Buzz"
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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