T-shirts are nifty, specially the ones at the gas stations for 3 bucks....

I...am....a.....cheap...bastard-ette.......

I work for tha MAN.

I fell in love with a threadless model, found out SHE was a HE, I think this means I am not Queer anymore. Its like the "Crying Game" but with a far less attractive cast, but a much better soundtrack.