I like pie. Funny way to introduce myself, I know, but I figure everything else you need to know about me can be found somewhere else on the Internet (I'm look at all you Facebook stalkers out there...), so eh, why not?
But really, pie is the personification of life. You can spend all your time working on that perfect crust, that perfect exterior. You can slave over how to get that crunch, that flakiness, that golden brown color that everyone loves. But in the end? What really matters is what you put into that flawless, perfect, empty shell.
'Cause if the filling ain't good, then the pie ain't gonna satisfy.