This little guy has been arrested numerous times for DUI after making several illegal U turns and failing to comply with every single traffic law enforced in 52 different countries. After a total of 247 years in prison in Guatamano Bay, he has returned to serve an unlimited amount of community service hours to pay for his outrageous acts. Pixel by pixel, this little monster has committed himself to serve his hours in Threadless to cover up those nude freaks who are also being arrested because they cannot find cool clothing to wear.