Gobal Warming Gives Me That "Extra Crispy" Tan I Like so Much
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If You Can Read This the Invisible Spray Wore Off....
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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So, You're Telling Me I CAN'T Bring My Pet Bomb on the Plane?!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You Should Go Climb a Tree, Then Fall Out of It...
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hugging Microwaves Makes my Organs Tickle
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I Can't Hang Out with You, My Mom Says You "Overstimulate" Me
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Best Check Yo' Self, Fo' You Wreck Yo Self....No I'm not Kidding!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't Think of a Zebra... I Told You Not to!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I Could Totally Take That 3rd Grader...
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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You Didn't Wash Your Hands Did You?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I Would No Longer Like to Interact With you... Go Away Now.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Funnier If Read With an Accent!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Don't Put That There!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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You Did WHAT to My Cat?!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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So, Did you Find the Thing I Put in Your......Never Mind.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Hey! I Think my Turrets is Gone! sgjaklsdjgskjfsjfklsdfnw,aqn
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I Download Music... Hurry, Lock Me up Before I Start Killing
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I've had It with This Mother F'in Text on this Mother F'in Shirt!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You REALLY need to close the shades at night.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Phoba-phoba-phobia; The Fear Of Fearing Fears
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Don't Worry, My Old Girlfriend Dropped the Charges.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If Anyone Asks, You HAVEN'T seen me!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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No I Won't Go Away!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If You Read This I'll Punch You in the Face...You asked for It!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Why can't i get on the plane with this shirt?... Its the BOMB!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Counting Isn't as Easy as Saying "1, 2, 3"... Oh Wait.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The Jaws Music Just Started Playing......Should i be Worried?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Listening to ABBA Does not Make me a Loser!....No It Doesn't!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I Have a Strange Felling You Are You Reading This.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Your D&D Stats Could Never Match Up to Mine!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You Think It's Easy to be This Unpopular?!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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This Will Never End up on a Shirt.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Whoo Saz I Kant Spel Write?!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Stop Mocking Me! No, You Stop!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Please Apply for an Awesome License at the Front desk
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Set Phasers to Shirt
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You Don't Have a Theme Song?
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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the first rule of fight club is never.....oops
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Who says I can't make up my own words?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Hitler ruined tiny mustaches for everyone....
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Everything You say is Obnoxiously Boring
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Does this plane have a "No Snakes" policy?
of 32 votes, 50% like it
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I'm telling my mom
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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You Rack Disciprine
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'm sorry, I don't think I speak stupid.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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you look different from your closet
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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you're pretty when you sleep
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Its only stalking if you catch me!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Your underwear drawer is very unorganized
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm cool when you're not looking
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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