morphine



(had an operation last year-it was nice!)

Filming the moon landing.

Nevada never looked so good

ha ha,its so true eskimo.

pies

beer

pies and beer!



ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hot pockets.

Pogs.

my honestly serious answer:



music

oh man! Forgot about them! Your right - hot pockets! Yeah!

fuck yea! hot pockets are great!

Seems that food is the key.

Maybe throw you off a little now… mini skirts.

Damn, now I can't decide between pogs or mini skirts.

i like the thong too. but combine mini skirt with a thong?

Assless chaps.

coffee

email. and thongs.

Assless chaps? You mean guys with no asses? hehe

Wheels baby... and I'm not talking about the four round things that go on your car. Yes, I am man's greatest achievement!

MP3

(yay, beer ) :o)



hmm. what about sliced bread. must have been some kind of landmark of mankind if were going to compare every damn thing to the invention of sliced bread. ....



(hey I think everything should be compared to the invention of beer.

it's the best thing since beer, ...sliced beer wouldn't work......hmmmm)

beer bread would.... i think. yeah...

I believe that sanitation was man's greatest achievement.

pocket bowling

strike!

KY jelly

ewan mcgregor movies



yay the island comes out tomorrow! or today for me (its 12 am)

Micheal Bay makes crap

Piercings.

t shirts

GetFunky: ah yes, and I would write a book about it and I would call it:"The Greatest Thing Since Beer"



¥s: I thought it was called "pocket pinball"

MUSIC



-Chris

I can't believe that no one's said toilet paper. Get your values straight, people.

yeah, but who really uses toilet paper anymore..oops, i thought i was in the 'poop' blog. haha

hehe.. all i could think of was that the phrase is sexist.. lol. but okay.. i think its the internet/computers.. they do like run earth i guess.. in some ways.. in places.. well ya know

How about sewage systems, then? I wouldn't like to dump my poop in the back yard, every day. (maybe every OTHER day, though)

heee. Welcome home, PwM. Did you have a nice trip?

Yeah, it was tons of fun. I've been having a harder time getting back into the constant bloggage, though.

light...and threadless...and chocolate

PwM: Consider yourself fortunate if you're able to free yourself a little from the blogs...

littlem, at 11:46pm on Jul 21, 2005



¥s: I thought it was called "pocket pinball"

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it all depends doesn't it :)

hmmmm....

One of my favorite inventions is the squeeze bottle. You can put just about anything in those. Ketchup, shampoo, lube....



The next greatest invention is the slip n' slide. Who ever thought that a long, flat piece of yellow plastic could be so much fun? I didn't.



And forget about fire, the wheel, antiseptics, and pizza.... Birth control should be number one. Less traffic is always good. We really need to work out some sort of "Birth control ray gun" though, that we can use on people who are too stupid to realize that they should not be creating a future generation of people who are pretty much exactly like themselves...

Duh! The intarweb, of course! No contest.

the ability to paint, create art, photography, (and cinema), including the ability relate a story visually. negating the need for language or translation.

Pennecilin.

Birth control.

Stereo sound.