"WHERE'S MY BABY? Oh, I don't have any babies." - C-BISK
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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4$ - Seabiscuit equals NOTHING
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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9/11 didn't happen.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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A Kite, A Jar, and A Key? That's What Discovered Electricity?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Shame Go Down
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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ACRONYMNS ARE LOL
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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After the Atom Bomb Ate Hiroshima, It was Hungry an Hour Later.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Alliterations Are Awesome
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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An analogy is like a simile.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Animal Snacktivist
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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Anorexics! Skipping Meals and Taking Names!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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ANYTHING HELPS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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At Least Pretend to Care When you Wave your Hands in the Air
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Athiests are prayer haters.
of 101 votes, 26% like it
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Avril is a punker!!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Badgering The Witness Sounds So Cool
of 86 votes, 26% like it
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Balderdash!
of 193 votes, 20% like it
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Being a Human Bomb is Dy-No-Mite!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Bill, Is Darnedest Even a Word?
of 79 votes, 20% like it
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Birthday Parties are Lame on Death Row.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Bobsledding? But we're in Jamacia!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Breakfast Eats Lunch For Dinner
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Breaking News Is Never Good News
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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C BISK IS ALWAYS NAKIES
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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C is For Cookie, But D is for Diabetes.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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C-BISK's First Album: HAYIN, NAYIN, and BRAYIN
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Can soggy bread be considered a "water sandwich"?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Cancer??? No, Doctor, I'm a Virgo.
of 191 votes, 26% like it
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Candy: It's Cavitylicious.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Carlos Mencia is Racist. Promoting Steroetypes is Destroying us.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Carlos Mencia is Racist. Promoting Steroetypes is Destroying us.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Carrots, when used correctly, can lead to permanent blindness
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Chinese Water Torture is Giving Me a Headache.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Chips with cheese are really Top Nach!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Christianity Is Glorious yet Slightly Flawed.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Clap Your Hands When You Read This
of 76 votes, 28% like it
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Clearance Sales Point out the Poverty
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Columbus Day needs more costume parties.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Convienence Stores are giving out prizes for scariest guns.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Cowboys Won't Saddle For Less.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Cubicles are glorified cages.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Custody Battles Need More Light Sabers.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
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Cyclists Love Handlebar Mustaches.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANKSTA!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Daughter? I thought you said Otter!!!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Deformities are no laughing matter, unless they look really weird
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Diversity is and old, old wooden ship.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Do you Remember Nostalgia?
of 80 votes, 26% like it
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Dog Racing: It's Horse Racing for Crazy People!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Doing the Limbo Prepares me for my Career as a Mechanic
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Don't touch my danger zone.
of 177 votes, 22% like it
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Dost Thou Wanna Bump-n-Grind?
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Egg Nog Should be a Year-Round Delight.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Ele-pants.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Ellipses are...
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Ever heard of Deja Vu? Ever Heard of Deja Vu?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Everytime You Burn a Witch, an Angel Gets It's Wings
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Famous last words: CRIKEY!!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Fast Food Gift Cards are a Waste of Plastic.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Fast Food Produces Slow People.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Fast Food: The Next Stop on your Diabetes Adventure!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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First Degree Black Belt With Third Degree Burns.
of 92 votes, 27% like it
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First Degree Murderer With Second Degree Burns
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Flava Flav's Dentist has the Midas Touch.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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George Bush Doesn't Care about Apathy.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Get Hooked on Fishing!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ghosts ruin white sheets.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Giraffes Laugh at your Turtleneck.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Girls and Boys are Essentially the Same
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Girls? I Hope you mean SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Give Me a High-Five
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Go back to your home on Whore Island!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog, Mom
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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GOOD CHARLOTTE ROX
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Got to go back in time!
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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Grandma, What Lovely Coldsores You Have!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Greece Makes me Hungary for Turkey
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Gwen Stefani is a sell out.
of 89 votes, 15% like it
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Hansel and Gretel should have died.
of 118 votes, 20% like it
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Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to----SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Happy Birthday, maybe.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Have you seen my baby?!?!? She was last seen riding Seabiscuit.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Hawthorne Heights is Touring with Seabiscuit. IS THAT COOL?
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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He could only chuck four woodchucks. End of Discussion.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Heavens to Betsy!
of 151 votes, 19% like it
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Herpes, Herpes, Hippos.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hey Kids! Smoking makes you brave!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hey, Blind People! Bet you can't read this!
of 77 votes, 26% like it
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Hey, There's Supposed to be Only One Attractive Person here!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Hitler Ruined Mustaches
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Holy Hunk of Metal, Batman!
of 107 votes, 13% like it
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How could you confuse a rock with a lobster?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I Am A Happy Earthling From Planet Earth!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I Am Happy And I Am From This Country!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I Am in Dire Need of a Phat Techno Beat.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I blame all my problems on orphans.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I Blinded Mr. Magoo With Science
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I break the Fourth Wall.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I Can Smell What The Rock is Cooking.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I Can Stop Smoking Crack Anytime I Want!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I can't believe it's not Anti-butter!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I Caught Gumby in a Pokey-Ball.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I Caught Jesus Red Handed.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Celebrate April Fool's Life.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I choose you, Pikachu!
of 152 votes, 20% like it
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I Collect Food Stamps
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Confuse Kabuki Girls with Ghosts.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I don't like politicians who kiss babies.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I Eat Bowls of Cereal Like You For Breakfast!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I get horny WHEN MY MOM LICKS MY COCK
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I get my kicks playing soccer.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I Go Ballistic For Cannons!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I got 99 Goblins, and the Witch aint one.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I Hate Fineprint You Can't Even Read*
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I Have a Problem. It's name is Seabiscuit.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I have a secret. SEABISCUIT!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I have Black Friends!
of 104 votes, 29% like it
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I have cat-like reflexes and dog-like features.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I Have Faith in Religion.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I have no-eye-dears.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have six dollars with your name on it, Seabiscuit!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I have some good news. SEABISCUIT, NIGGA!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I Have the Solution for your Contact Problem.
of 73 votes, 21% like it
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I Have This Sudden, Uncontrollable Urge to Herbal.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I have two eyebrows all the time.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I Heart Cardiovascular Surgery
of 256 votes, 23% like it
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I hope you're not allergic to Tickles.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight, Yet I'm Still Speaking.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I like my girls like I like my Orphans. Dead.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I like My Women Like I Like My Movies. Seabiscuit.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I Love to Rhyme, It Should Be Illegal.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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i LuV hAvIn SeX oN dA BeAcH!!!!!11
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I Make Mortages For Movie Tickets.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I Make Silent Movies that Insult Blind People.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I Mapquested Seabiscuit!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I miss my MTV.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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I Need a Recording Studio in My Shower.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I never win raffles.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Raise the Dead For a Living.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I relish pickles.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I Say "Finish Him" While Eating.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I See Messages in My Cereal That Ask Me To Be a Chocolate Vampire
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I Seriously Hate Asian People.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I speak 5 different languages. 4 of them are Seabiscuit.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I Think It's Funny When White People Speak in Ebonics!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I think my favorite movie was the Julia Stiles one.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I traded my Camry for a Minivan. A Minivan named SEABISCUIT!!!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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I Used To Be a Newt, But I Got Better.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I wanna be on you.
of 101 votes, 10% like it
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I want my Tombstone to be made of Pizza.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I want to write "Seabiscuit" on a bullethead.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I Was Promised That There'd Be Cake Here.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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I Wish Frankenberries were Considered a Fruit
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Wish I Hadn't Regretted Everything.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I Wish TV Screens were Brighter, So I could Have a Tan.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I wouldn't be Caught Dead in a Coffin!
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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I'd Love to Make Excuses, But I Have This Horrible Migraine...
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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I'd sell my soul for eternal damnation.
of 91 votes, 22% like it
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I'll be Vintage in an Hour.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm 75% water and 30% wrong
of 96 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a Consumer, with a Capital "Ism".
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Demolitionist. I Blow Up Balloons.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a Dot Communist
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I'm appleXcore
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I'm deathly allergic to homicide.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone-it, people like me
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm high on life... and heroin.
of 240 votes, 29% like it
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I'm Hot for Knowledge!
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not a billboard.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm RACIST!!!!!!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Slowly Becoming the Human Fly.
of 44 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so Raven!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm the World's Least Bloodthirsty Vampire.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm The World's Richest Hobo.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the World's Tallest Midget
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I'm too stupid to be self-deprecating.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I'm urban!
of 117 votes, 18% like it
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I've Got a Passion for Smashin'
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Id rather sit in a dark room looking at lights than go to a movie
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If I'm Eating My Curds and Whey, Do Not Sit Down Beside Me
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If only someone would high-five me...
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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If the other lemmings jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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If you burn a 20$ bill, sparkles will shoot out!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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If you had been here earlier, I would have given you my fries.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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If you look at me, I will Seriously Fucking kill you.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you're not a Politician, then why do you act like one?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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iGod.
of 104 votes, 19% like it
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In a world with no sleeves, I am the King.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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In a World without Clocks, Sundials would be Kings.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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In Soviet Russia, Babies Eat You!
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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In Soviet Russia, Prostitute Kills You!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Incest is NOT Ok.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Indie Music? I thought it was called Alternative.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Innuendos are Soooo Hard.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Insomniacs Dream about Not Waking Up.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Intercourse!
of 128 votes, 19% like it
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IRL
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Is this the only thing you see? The Threadless Server Messed up.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Isn't It Ironic how the song "Ironic" Actually isn't Ir
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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It's about to get real more worse.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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It's because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite!
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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It's Okay, My Best Friend's a Nun.
of 101 votes, 29% like it
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Jeff Gordon was a Racist
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus Died for you. Would you Die for Him?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Jesus Makes me Want to La La
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus needs to act his age.
of 133 votes, 21% like it
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Jesus was FAKE! But Seabiscuit was SOOOO REAL!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus would be so cool with Jerry Curls
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Jump Ropes: Not for the Wheelchair-Bound.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Just Imagine. SEABISCUIT THE ZOMBIE THE MUSICAL
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Ketchup Stains need not apply.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Kids Say the Scriptedest Things.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Kittens are Purrfect!!!!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Larry The Cable Guy Will Never Be Funny
of 198 votes, 22% like it
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Lawn Gnomes + Indian Burial Grounds = Missing Pets.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Legally Blonde 3: Red, White, and STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY MOVIES
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Less Stereotypes, More Karaoke Nights!
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Let's have Sex!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let's Hear it For Noise!
of 167 votes, 29% like it
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Lipstick On Q-Tips Helps Me Makeup My Mind.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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LOLZ 4 SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Look! See, Biscuit?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Looks like Zombies Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Grave
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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lYke OMG!!!!11
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Man Who Lives in Glass House Should Reconsider his Decision.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Martha Stewart! Micheal Jackson! 2005!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Mathletics Department
of 90 votes, 12% like it
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McGillicuddy Is Frowning
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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Medusa and The Thing would have made a great couple.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Medusa deserved Jerry Curls
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Metaphors Are A Child's Laughter
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Mi Abeula Es En Fuego
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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Mi Casa Es Su Perro.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Mi Casa, Su Perro.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Mimes are Among us.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Minnesota is where the party's at!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Movie Popcorn is Pricey Because it's Made Out of Colonels.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Movie theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Movie Theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Movie Theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Mustard: Ketchup's Slutty Cousin.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My black friends just don't get Seabiscuit!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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My Camera has Glacoma
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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My Camera Phone Takes Pictures
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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My Children will be Called "Sequels"
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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My Dad Died! JK! Seabiscuit.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My Daughter Won't Believe in Jesus for Me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My Dry Cleaner Pumps Irons.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My Fave Book Is Da Bible!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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My Fist Smells like Strawberries!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My Friend Greg might get suspended this year.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My homework is due tommorrow. Oh, and SEABISCUIT!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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My Kids Stopped Saying the Darnedest Things.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My Kids will be Accountants.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My Library is a Math Lab.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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My Lord Is a Sk8r Boi.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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My only friends are nutritional facts.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My Organs! My Beautiful Organs!!!
of 205 votes, 18% like it
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My Parkinson's Just Makes Me Shoot Faster!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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My Plumber Shoots Fireballs at Turtles.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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My Superiority Complex is Better than You Superiority Complex.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My Youth Group Promotes Seabiscuit and The Seabiscuit way of life
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Name Brand Clothing Turns You Into a Billboard!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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NASCAR is Racist.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Nautical Puns are Fishy.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Need to Doody? Don't Hold it! Your hands will get messy!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Newspapers! Stop Da Pressing Us!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Nice Cans.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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No "x" in nixoN
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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No tag-backs.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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No, Avril, You Aren't Talented.
of 94 votes, 20% like it
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Nobody Likes The Elderly.
of 140 votes, 18% like it
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Nobody wanted to be a politician when they were young.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Novelty-Sized Sunglasses are never useful.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Now you've gone and act a fool!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Numbers + Words = 1337
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Ocean Bread = Sea Biscuit
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Okay, Now I'll be Taking Names.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Okay, that stake in the heart was the last nail in the coffin.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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OMGZ lmfao, I'll brb!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Only 6 Dollars for A Drink??? Thanks, Movie Theater!
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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Only Dirty Sinners Swear!
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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Peas and Carrots Peas and Carrots Peas and Carrots
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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People Who Eat Clocks Go For Seconds.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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People Who Still Think Credit Card Parodies Are Funny: Priceless.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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PG-13 Horror Movies Always Suck
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Phillip Has Too Many Screwdrivers.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Plagarism Is The Sincerest Form of Flattery -Me
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Please don't mention Breakfast. I'm still Morning.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Please Insert Candy Four Inches Northward.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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PLUTO SLOGANS AREN'T FUNNY
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Politically Corrective Lenses.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Poppycock!
of 162 votes, 21% like it
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Potatoes: It's the Lunch of the Irish!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pregnancy: Not for Everyone.
of 78 votes, 26% like it
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Priceless Heirloom
of 105 votes, 12% like it
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Puttin' on the Ritz
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Quilting is Sew Cool!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Quit Being so HIV Negative.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Quit Complaining about Porridge Temperatures.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Racism is no Joke. But Seabiscuit is!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Reading: What a Novel Idea!
of 89 votes, 25% like it
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Remember when SNL was funny?
of 166 votes, 24% like it
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Repetition is Redundant
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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Road Construction is a Dead-End Job.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Robo-Tsunamis: The Wave of the Future
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Robots Make Me 101!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Roller Coasters have Their Ups and Downs.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Rubbing A Radio Creates Static Cling.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Santa's Workshop: Where Child Labor is Cool!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Sasquatch needs to Accessorize.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Sausages are the Missing Link.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Say "Tongue Twisters Make Me Repeat Things Outloud" 3 T
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Say "Tongue Twisters Make Me Repeat Things Outloud" 3 T
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Scandelous!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Seabiscuit can burn in hell for all I care. JK!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit Died for You.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit has 4 heads, and they all speak Spanish!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit is a SK8R
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit is a wizard. A wizard of LIES!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit is DA COOLEST!!!!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit is Fluent in Japanese.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Seabiscuit is NOT A PEDOPHILE
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit just grinded that rail!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit molested my daughter, and Vice-Versa
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit on DVD
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit the Pimp has many Horse
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit thinks Star Wars is Overrated. But I don't!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit trained me to take my clothes off.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit was a Race Christ.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Seabiscuit was Acquitted of all charges
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit, quit Horsin' around!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Seabiscuit.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit: Bigger than Jesus!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seabiscuit: Half Horse, Half Horse.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Seabiscuit: No Blood for Oil!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Seabiscuit? Yeah, I sexed him.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Seig HEIL 4 SEABISCUIT
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Seriously, Can You Dig It?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Sexy was broken, so I took Sexy back.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Shadow Puppets Look Cool On Movie Screens.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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SHE BISCUIT
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Sheniqua
of 155 votes, 12% like it
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sk8r boi!!!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Slavery is No Laughing Matter
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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SNL isn't funny anymore.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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So Much Time, So Little Raven.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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So what if my parents hit me?
of 141 votes, 16% like it
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Socks are just Middlemen.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Somebody call 9/11!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes, I want to bust through a movie screen on fire.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Suck My Pee Pee Hole
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Surgery is Side-Splitting.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Swearing Makes Me Sound Older!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Tearing this shirt is a bit of a stretch.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The "Garfield" Trilogy Must be Completed!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The Berlin Wall is So Reagan.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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The Blue Barracudas were nothing without me.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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The British spell things humoursly.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The Duck's Bill was 6.83$
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The Flyswatter is a Total Buzzkill.
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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The human torch was denied a bank loan.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The Macarena Was Propaganda
of 96 votes, 30% like it
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The Mercury is Rising, The Planets are Aligning.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The Moon Landing was a fake!
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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The More Wristband You Wear, The Better You Are!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The More Wristbands You Wear, The Better You Are!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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The Movie Theater: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Chil
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The Pilgrims called "shotgun" on America.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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The Times Are A-changing, and Babies Are A-dorable.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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The Tribe Had Spoken, You Are The Weakest Link, You're Fired.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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The White Man Will Steal This.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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The World's a Ghetto, and We Are Merely Playaz.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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There's No Such Thing as an Ugly Baby.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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These Arms are Robotic
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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These Sins Are To Die For!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Thinking about Drowning makes my Heart Sink.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Thinking About Hiroshima Blows My Mind.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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This Is a Subtitle.
of 76 votes, 33% like it
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This Jesus is to Die for!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This One Time, At Intercourse Camp...
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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This Porridge is Too Damn Cold
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This Shirt is So Raven.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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This T-Shirt Is SO TIGHT! (You have to buy a small sized shirt)
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Threadless has Seabiscuit Fever! (malaria)
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Tick Tock goes the COCK!!!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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tickles breed serial killers
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Times New Roman Isn't My Type.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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To-Do Lists Should Not Include People.
of 73 votes, 21% like it
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Today Isn't Opposite Day
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Tongue Twisters are Truly Tantalizing.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Trophies: The Breakfast of Champions
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Turkey makes me Hungary
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Turn Ons: Bumping Bass n Fly Honeys; Turn Offs: Employment n Love
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Uglytown. Population: Satan
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Uncle Sam Wants You Just For Your Looks.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Up your nose with a rubber hose!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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V I'm With Pants. V
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Velcro Was Invented.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Vostricator (n) - One who Makes up Words
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Walmart Ate My Small Business
of 73 votes, 27% like it
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War! What Is It Good For? Controlling Populations!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Water: It's nature's urine.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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WE <3 TITTIES!!!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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We Put Fluffy in a Time Capsule
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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WHAM ZAM SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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What'd the five fingers say to the face? SEABISCUIT, GIRLY!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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WHAT??? OH!!!! SEABISCUIT!!!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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When I say Left, I mean Stage Left.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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When I Was Your Age, I Was Younger Than You.
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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When I was Your Age, Mrs. Cleo Liked Boys!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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When I Was your Age, Smoking Gave You Magic Powers!
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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When TicTacToe and a Calculator Got Together, They Birthed Sudoku
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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White Girls Can't Be gAnGsTa
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Why Can You Be Given the Death Penalty for Attempted Suicide?
of 80 votes, 24% like it
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Why is Courtney Love still famous?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Wiggity wack.
of 173 votes, 24% like it
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Wire Strippers Are Not Sexy.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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World's Worst Sweater.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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WWJD? Jesus is the answer, apparently.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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XZIBIT? More Like CBZKIT
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Yes, I Would Like Fries With That, Avril.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Yoda Suffered From Dyslexia
of 71 votes, 21% like it
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You can't look cool eating a banana.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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You don't hate this war. You hate the Idea of war.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You have just lost the game.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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You're a Dirty Pirate Hooker!
of 911 votes, 27% like it
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You're Illiterate!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Your Mom likes Boys!
of 178 votes, 16% like it
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Z-Biscuit
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Zombies Are to Die For!
of 98 votes, 24% like it
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Zombies Love Morticians
of 156 votes, 19% like it
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^click that.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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