snacktivity
snacktivity aka Accomplished Menunaire is a 18.3 year old boy, has been a member since June 25, 2005, has scored 3136 submissions, giving an average score of 2.46.
URL: http://www.myspace.com/snacktivity
AIM: jackson thinks
An Apple A Day Will Create A Strong Hatred of Apples
of 86 votes, 42% like it
Go Ask Your Father, Luke.
of 84 votes, 45% like it
You Like That Movie Too? Then Let's Quote It!
of 92 votes, 41% like it
I Don't Have Any Secrets, But I Still Like To Whisper.
of 93 votes, 55% like it
FACT: Popcorn Tastes Better in the Dark.
of 87 votes, 38% like it
If I Had a Nickel for Everytime I Wanted a Nickel...
of 89 votes, 44% like it
I Got 99 Source Codes, Not a Glitch in One...
of 103 votes, 27% like it
Mass Suicides Make Me Thirsty For Punch...
of 101 votes, 30% like it
Innuendoes Are Sexual, If you know what I mean...
of 108 votes, 48% like it
My Hair is Supposed to Look Like This.
of 97 votes, 31% like it
Fog: It's A Cloud's Skanky Cousin.
of 103 votes, 44% like it
Napkins: Where Annoying Poetry Lives.
of 101 votes, 45% like it
I've got serious Mustache potential.
of 90 votes, 29% like it
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream FOR ATTENTION!!!
of 97 votes, 32% like it
Mr. Gatsby Isn't That Great.
of 94 votes, 32% like it
I Bash My Head into Floating Question Mark Boxes for Money.
of 100 votes, 39% like it
I spend a large portion of my day staring at a glowing square.
of 109 votes, 29% like it
Life's a Game, and I lost the Instructions.
of 118 votes, 42% like it
I've Had It Up To Here With Turtlenecks
of 133 votes, 47% like it
Librarians Are Always Checking Me Out.
of 140 votes, 52% like it
St. Patrick's Day Makes Bad Decisions Socially Acceptable!
of 121 votes, 36% like it
Trick-or-Treating Teaches Children To Beg for Handouts.
of 120 votes, 34% like it
Disco Fever is a Fatal Disease
of 139 votes, 44% like it
Stop Organized Crime, Abolish The IRS.
of 130 votes, 35% like it
A Radioactive Cat has 18 Half-Lives.
of 152 votes, 55% like it
In Regards To 27-Year-Old Luke, Darth Vader, You ARE the Father.
of 144 votes, 51% like it
I've Had Many Adventures in Babysitting.
of 120 votes, 31% like it
Double Negatives Are Big No-No's.
of 146 votes, 51% like it
Guns Don't Kill People Except For The Times That They Kill People
of 145 votes, 55% like it
Lying Is One of the Eight Deadly Sins.
of 127 votes, 43% like it
Obesity is the American Weigh.
of 126 votes, 42% like it
Dr. Frankenstein is a Mad Scientologist.
of 121 votes, 37% like it
Using Your Nose Makes Perfect Scents
of 117 votes, 32% like it
Acid Makes Flesh Fester Faster!
of 118 votes, 32% like it
Coffee: Drink It And Be Better Than Everyone Else!
of 117 votes, 35% like it
Nitrous Oxide is No Laughing Matter.
of 150 votes, 55% like it
Being a French Prostitute is a Mime-Blowing Experience.
of 146 votes, 44% like it
Atoms Give Me Their Undivided Attention
of 134 votes, 31% like it
Señior Citizens Get Spicy Discounts.
of 156 votes, 35% like it
Airports Make Me Terminally Ill
of 162 votes, 35% like it
Fishing is Off the Hook!
of 152 votes, 34% like it
Magicians are just Glorified Liars.
of 154 votes, 38% like it
I Hold Blood in a Very Special Place in My Heart.
of 146 votes, 40% like it
Analogies are to Similarities as Differences are to Comparisons
of 145 votes, 46% like it
This Shirt Helps Me Start Conversations.
of 150 votes, 41% like it
You're a Poet, and You Weren't Aware of That!
of 146 votes, 32% like it
I'm that Guy From Nantucket.
of 156 votes, 35% like it
Don't Forget: Stop, Rock, and Roll.
of 154 votes, 38% like it
Square Roots are Totally Radical.
of 165 votes, 52% like it
My Superiority Complex is Better than Your Superiority Complex.
of 152 votes, 36% like it
I'm Too Beautiful and Charming to be a Narcissist.
of 160 votes, 36% like it
Dante's Disco Inferno
of 152 votes, 36% like it
Houdini can't even escape from a box in the ground.
of 153 votes, 34% like it
Lettuce is in a Constant Vegetative State.
of 150 votes, 29% like it
My Vocabulary is Very, Very, Very Good.
of 176 votes, 54% like it
Kel is enthusiastic about Orange Soda.
of 169 votes, 33% like it
If you bury your secrets, expect some zombies soon.
of 171 votes, 36% like it
Kiddie pools are so shallow.
of 171 votes, 36% like it
Hopskotch is not a drinking game.
of 184 votes, 42% like it
Thievery has it's Pros and Cons
of 216 votes, 49% like it
Babies are suspiciously adorable.
of 211 votes, 37% like it
Janitors Are Sweeping the Nation!
of 282 votes, 62% like it
High School: Where Enemies are Made and Dreams are Crushed
of 248 votes, 48% like it
Global Warming Makes Me Hot and Bothered
of 243 votes, 36% like it
Happy Birthday! ( There's a 1 in 365 chance I'm right)
of 253 votes, 44% like it
No One Else Enjoys Your Ringtones
of 252 votes, 40% like it
Onomatopoeias are WHACK!
of 277 votes, 49% like it
Hungry Hungry Hoboes
of 251 votes, 29% like it
Edgar Allen Poe is So Raven
of 284 votes, 36% like it
Stop Quoting Napoleon Dynamite
of 429 votes, 46% like it
You Can't Spell Stud without STD!
of 381 votes, 40% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"WHERE'S MY BABY? Oh, I don't have any babies." - C-BISK
of 31 votes, 3% like it
4$ - Seabiscuit equals NOTHING
of 30 votes, 0% like it
9/11 didn't happen.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
A Kite, A Jar, and A Key? That's What Discovered Electricity?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Shame Go Down
of 40 votes, 15% like it
ACRONYMNS ARE LOL
of 48 votes, 8% like it
After the Atom Bomb Ate Hiroshima, It was Hungry an Hour Later.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Alliterations Are Awesome
of 69 votes, 26% like it
An analogy is like a simile.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
Animal Snacktivist
of 67 votes, 25% like it
Anorexics! Skipping Meals and Taking Names!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
ANYTHING HELPS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
At Least Pretend to Care When you Wave your Hands in the Air
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Athiests are prayer haters.
of 101 votes, 26% like it
Avril is a punker!!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Badgering The Witness Sounds So Cool
of 86 votes, 26% like it
Balderdash!
of 193 votes, 20% like it
Being a Human Bomb is Dy-No-Mite!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Bill, Is Darnedest Even a Word?
of 79 votes, 20% like it
Birthday Parties are Lame on Death Row.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Bobsledding? But we're in Jamacia!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
Breakfast Eats Lunch For Dinner
of 72 votes, 22% like it
Breaking News Is Never Good News
of 52 votes, 23% like it
C BISK IS ALWAYS NAKIES
of 31 votes, 6% like it
C is For Cookie, But D is for Diabetes.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
C-BISK's First Album: HAYIN, NAYIN, and BRAYIN
of 31 votes, 0% like it
Can soggy bread be considered a "water sandwich"?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Cancer??? No, Doctor, I'm a Virgo.
of 191 votes, 26% like it
Candy: It's Cavitylicious.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Carlos Mencia is Racist. Promoting Steroetypes is Destroying us.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Carlos Mencia is Racist. Promoting Steroetypes is Destroying us.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Carrots, when used correctly, can lead to permanent blindness
of 46 votes, 22% like it
Chinese Water Torture is Giving Me a Headache.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Chips with cheese are really Top Nach!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Christianity Is Glorious yet Slightly Flawed.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Clap Your Hands When You Read This
of 76 votes, 28% like it
Clearance Sales Point out the Poverty
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Columbus Day needs more costume parties.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Convienence Stores are giving out prizes for scariest guns.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Cowboys Won't Saddle For Less.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Cubicles are glorified cages.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Custody Battles Need More Light Sabers.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
Cyclists Love Handlebar Mustaches.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANKSTA!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Daughter? I thought you said Otter!!!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Deformities are no laughing matter, unless they look really weird
of 72 votes, 22% like it
Diversity is and old, old wooden ship.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Do you Remember Nostalgia?
of 80 votes, 26% like it
Dog Racing: It's Horse Racing for Crazy People!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Doing the Limbo Prepares me for my Career as a Mechanic
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Don't touch my danger zone.
of 177 votes, 22% like it
Dost Thou Wanna Bump-n-Grind?
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Egg Nog Should be a Year-Round Delight.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
Ele-pants.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Ellipses are...
of 64 votes, 20% like it
Ever heard of Deja Vu? Ever Heard of Deja Vu?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Everytime You Burn a Witch, an Angel Gets It's Wings
of 40 votes, 20% like it
Famous last words: CRIKEY!!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Fast Food Gift Cards are a Waste of Plastic.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Fast Food Produces Slow People.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Fast Food: The Next Stop on your Diabetes Adventure!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
First Degree Black Belt With Third Degree Burns.
of 92 votes, 27% like it
First Degree Murderer With Second Degree Burns
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Flava Flav's Dentist has the Midas Touch.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
George Bush Doesn't Care about Apathy.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Get Hooked on Fishing!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Ghosts ruin white sheets.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
Giraffes Laugh at your Turtleneck.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Girls and Boys are Essentially the Same
of 40 votes, 20% like it
Girls? I Hope you mean SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
Give Me a High-Five
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Go back to your home on Whore Island!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog, Mom
of 25 votes, 8% like it
GOOD CHARLOTTE ROX
of 30 votes, 3% like it
Got to go back in time!
of 75 votes, 12% like it
Grandma, What Lovely Coldsores You Have!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Greece Makes me Hungary for Turkey
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Gwen Stefani is a sell out.
of 89 votes, 15% like it
Hansel and Gretel should have died.
of 118 votes, 20% like it
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to----SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
Happy Birthday, maybe.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Have you seen my baby?!?!? She was last seen riding Seabiscuit.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
Hawthorne Heights is Touring with Seabiscuit. IS THAT COOL?
of 31 votes, 0% like it
He could only chuck four woodchucks. End of Discussion.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Heavens to Betsy!
of 151 votes, 19% like it
Herpes, Herpes, Hippos.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Hey Kids! Smoking makes you brave!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Hey, Blind People! Bet you can't read this!
of 77 votes, 26% like it
Hey, There's Supposed to be Only One Attractive Person here!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Hitler Ruined Mustaches
of 9 votes, 33% like it
Holy Hunk of Metal, Batman!
of 107 votes, 13% like it
How could you confuse a rock with a lobster?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
I Am A Happy Earthling From Planet Earth!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
I Am Happy And I Am From This Country!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
I Am in Dire Need of a Phat Techno Beat.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I blame all my problems on orphans.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
I Blinded Mr. Magoo With Science
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I break the Fourth Wall.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
I Can Smell What The Rock is Cooking.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I Can Stop Smoking Crack Anytime I Want!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I can't believe it's not Anti-butter!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I Caught Gumby in a Pokey-Ball.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
I Caught Jesus Red Handed.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I Celebrate April Fool's Life.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I choose you, Pikachu!
of 152 votes, 20% like it
I Collect Food Stamps
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I Confuse Kabuki Girls with Ghosts.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
I don't like politicians who kiss babies.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I Eat Bowls of Cereal Like You For Breakfast!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I get horny WHEN MY MOM LICKS MY COCK
of 30 votes, 3% like it
I get my kicks playing soccer.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
I Go Ballistic For Cannons!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
I got 99 Goblins, and the Witch aint one.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
I Hate Fineprint You Can't Even Read*
of 33 votes, 6% like it
I Have a Problem. It's name is Seabiscuit.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I have a secret. SEABISCUIT!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
I have Black Friends!
of 104 votes, 29% like it
I have cat-like reflexes and dog-like features.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
I Have Faith in Religion.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
I have no-eye-dears.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I have six dollars with your name on it, Seabiscuit!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
I have some good news. SEABISCUIT, NIGGA!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
I Have the Solution for your Contact Problem.
of 73 votes, 21% like it
I Have This Sudden, Uncontrollable Urge to Herbal.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
I have two eyebrows all the time.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
I Heart Cardiovascular Surgery
of 256 votes, 23% like it
I hope you're not allergic to Tickles.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight, Yet I'm Still Speaking.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I like my girls like I like my Orphans. Dead.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
I like My Women Like I Like My Movies. Seabiscuit.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I Love to Rhyme, It Should Be Illegal.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
i LuV hAvIn SeX oN dA BeAcH!!!!!11
of 23 votes, 4% like it
I Make Mortages For Movie Tickets.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
I Make Silent Movies that Insult Blind People.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I Mapquested Seabiscuit!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
I miss my MTV.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
I Need a Recording Studio in My Shower.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I never win raffles.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I Raise the Dead For a Living.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
I relish pickles.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I Say "Finish Him" While Eating.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I See Messages in My Cereal That Ask Me To Be a Chocolate Vampire
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I Seriously Hate Asian People.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I speak 5 different languages. 4 of them are Seabiscuit.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
I Think It's Funny When White People Speak in Ebonics!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
I think my favorite movie was the Julia Stiles one.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
I traded my Camry for a Minivan. A Minivan named SEABISCUIT!!!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
I Used To Be a Newt, But I Got Better.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I wanna be on you.
of 101 votes, 10% like it
I want my Tombstone to be made of Pizza.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
I want to write "Seabiscuit" on a bullethead.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
I Was Promised That There'd Be Cake Here.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
I Wish Frankenberries were Considered a Fruit
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I Wish I Hadn't Regretted Everything.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I Wish TV Screens were Brighter, So I could Have a Tan.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I wouldn't be Caught Dead in a Coffin!
of 85 votes, 21% like it
I'd Love to Make Excuses, But I Have This Horrible Migraine...
of 75 votes, 24% like it
I'd sell my soul for eternal damnation.
of 91 votes, 22% like it
I'll be Vintage in an Hour.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
I'm 75% water and 30% wrong
of 96 votes, 25% like it
I'm a Consumer, with a Capital "Ism".
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I'm a Demolitionist. I Blow Up Balloons.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
I'm a Dot Communist
of 40 votes, 25% like it
I'm appleXcore
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I'm deathly allergic to homicide.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone-it, people like me
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I'm high on life... and heroin.
of 240 votes, 29% like it
I'm Hot for Knowledge!
of 36 votes, 25% like it
I'm not a billboard.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I'm RACIST!!!!!!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I'm Slowly Becoming the Human Fly.
of 44 votes, 0% like it
I'm so Raven!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm the World's Least Bloodthirsty Vampire.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I'm The World's Richest Hobo.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
I'm the World's Tallest Midget
of 35 votes, 17% like it
I'm too stupid to be self-deprecating.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
I'm urban!
of 117 votes, 18% like it
I've Got a Passion for Smashin'
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Id rather sit in a dark room looking at lights than go to a movie
of 14 votes, 7% like it
If I'm Eating My Curds and Whey, Do Not Sit Down Beside Me
of 4 votes, 0% like it
If only someone would high-five me...
of 47 votes, 19% like it
If the other lemmings jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
If you burn a 20$ bill, sparkles will shoot out!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
If you had been here earlier, I would have given you my fries.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
If you look at me, I will Seriously Fucking kill you.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
If you're not a Politician, then why do you act like one?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
iGod.
of 104 votes, 19% like it
In a world with no sleeves, I am the King.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
In a World without Clocks, Sundials would be Kings.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
In Soviet Russia, Babies Eat You!
of 41 votes, 17% like it
In Soviet Russia, Prostitute Kills You!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Incest is NOT Ok.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Indie Music? I thought it was called Alternative.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Innuendos are Soooo Hard.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Insomniacs Dream about Not Waking Up.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Intercourse!
of 128 votes, 19% like it
IRL
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Is this the only thing you see? The Threadless Server Messed up.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
Isn't It Ironic how the song "Ironic" Actually isn't Ir
of 3 votes, 0% like it
It's about to get real more worse.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
It's because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite!
of 62 votes, 18% like it
It's Okay, My Best Friend's a Nun.
of 101 votes, 29% like it
Jeff Gordon was a Racist
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Jesus Died for you. Would you Die for Him?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Jesus Makes me Want to La La
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Jesus needs to act his age.
of 133 votes, 21% like it
Jesus was FAKE! But Seabiscuit was SOOOO REAL!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
Jesus would be so cool with Jerry Curls
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Jump Ropes: Not for the Wheelchair-Bound.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Just Imagine. SEABISCUIT THE ZOMBIE THE MUSICAL
of 31 votes, 0% like it
Ketchup Stains need not apply.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Kids Say the Scriptedest Things.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Kittens are Purrfect!!!!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
Larry The Cable Guy Will Never Be Funny
of 198 votes, 22% like it
Lawn Gnomes + Indian Burial Grounds = Missing Pets.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Legally Blonde 3: Red, White, and STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY MOVIES
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Less Stereotypes, More Karaoke Nights!
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Let's have Sex!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Let's Hear it For Noise!
of 167 votes, 29% like it
Lipstick On Q-Tips Helps Me Makeup My Mind.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
LOLZ 4 SEABISCUIT!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
Look! See, Biscuit?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
Looks like Zombies Woke Up on the Wrong Side of the Grave
of 12 votes, 0% like it
lYke OMG!!!!11
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Man Who Lives in Glass House Should Reconsider his Decision.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Martha Stewart! Micheal Jackson! 2005!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Mathletics Department
of 90 votes, 12% like it
McGillicuddy Is Frowning
of 80 votes, 10% like it
Medusa and The Thing would have made a great couple.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Medusa deserved Jerry Curls
of 40 votes, 23% like it
Metaphors Are A Child's Laughter
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Mi Abeula Es En Fuego
of 71 votes, 11% like it
Mi Casa Es Su Perro.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Mi Casa, Su Perro.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Mimes are Among us.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Minnesota is where the party's at!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
Movie Popcorn is Pricey Because it's Made Out of Colonels.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Movie theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Movie Theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Movie Theaters: A Great Place to "Forget" Your Childre
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Mustard: Ketchup's Slutty Cousin.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
My black friends just don't get Seabiscuit!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
My Camera has Glacoma
of 41 votes, 27% like it
My Camera Phone Takes Pictures
of 8 votes, 38% like it
My Children will be Called "Sequels"
of 7 votes, 0% like it
My Dad Died! JK! Seabiscuit.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
My Daughter Won't Believe in Jesus for Me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
My Dry Cleaner Pumps Irons.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
My Fave Book Is Da Bible!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
My Fist Smells like Strawberries!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
My Friend Greg might get suspended this year.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
My homework is due tommorrow. Oh, and SEABISCUIT!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
My Kids Stopped Saying the Darnedest Things.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
My Kids will be Accountants.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
My Library is a Math Lab.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
My Lord Is a Sk8r Boi.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
My only friends are nutritional facts.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
My Organs! My Beautiful Organs!!!
of 205 votes, 18% like it
My Parkinson's Just Makes Me Shoot Faster!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
My Plumber Shoots Fireballs at Turtles.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
My Superiority Complex is Better than You Superiority Complex.
of 0 votes,
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0% like it
My Youth Group Promotes Seabiscuit and The Seabiscuit way of life
of 31 votes, 3% like it
Name Brand Clothing Turns You Into a Billboard!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
NASCAR is Racist.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Nautical Puns are Fishy.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
Need to Doody? Don't Hold it! Your hands will get messy!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Newspapers! Stop Da Pressing Us!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Nice Cans.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
No "x" in nixoN
of 24 votes, 13% like it
No tag-backs.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
No, Avril, You Aren't Talented.
of 94 votes, 20% like it
Nobody Likes The Elderly.
of 140 votes, 18% like it
Nobody wanted to be a politician when they were young.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
Novelty-Sized Sunglasses are never useful.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
Now you've gone and act a fool!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Numbers + Words = 1337
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Ocean Bread = Sea Biscuit
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Okay, Now I'll be Taking Names.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
Okay, that stake in the heart was the last nail in the coffin.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
OMGZ lmfao, I'll brb!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Only 6 Dollars for A Drink??? Thanks, Movie Theater!
of 65 votes, 25% like it
Only Dirty Sinners Swear!
of 81 votes, 19% like it
Peas and Carrots Peas and Carrots Peas and Carrots
of 9 votes, 11% like it
People Who Eat Clocks Go For Seconds.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
People Who Still Think Credit Card Parodies Are Funny: Priceless.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
PG-13 Horror Movies Always Suck
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Phillip Has Too Many Screwdrivers.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Plagarism Is The Sincerest Form of Flattery -Me
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Please don't mention Breakfast. I'm still Morning.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Please Insert Candy Four Inches Northward.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
PLUTO SLOGANS AREN'T FUNNY
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Politically Corrective Lenses.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Poppycock!
of 162 votes, 21% like it
Potatoes: It's the Lunch of the Irish!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Pregnancy: Not for Everyone.
of 78 votes, 26% like it
Priceless Heirloom
of 105 votes, 12% like it
Puttin' on the Ritz
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Quilting is Sew Cool!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Quit Being so HIV Negative.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Quit Complaining about Porridge Temperatures.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Racism is no Joke. But Seabiscuit is!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
Reading: What a Novel Idea!
of 89 votes, 25% like it
Remember when SNL was funny?
of 166 votes, 24% like it
Repetition is Redundant
of 68 votes, 29% like it
Road Construction is a Dead-End Job.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Robo-Tsunamis: The Wave of the Future
of 58 votes, 26% like it
Robots Make Me 101!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
Roller Coasters have Their Ups and Downs.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
Rubbing A Radio Creates Static Cling.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Santa's Workshop: Where Child Labor is Cool!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Sasquatch needs to Accessorize.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Sausages are the Missing Link.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Say "Tongue Twisters Make Me Repeat Things Outloud" 3 T
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Say "Tongue Twisters Make Me Repeat Things Outloud" 3 T
of 3 votes, 0% like it