Profile for Benstroup - Street Team!

Benstroup aka Ben Stroup is a 21.77 year old boy, has been a member since June 24, 2005, has scored 3,225 submissions, giving an average score of 2.34, helping 42 designs get printed.

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Jun 15 '06 by Benstroup
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Street Team!

Six bucks worth of Street Team points up for grabs! Just post something short telling me how awesome you are. Most badasstacular person gets the points!

Closes at 9:20 Eastern time.

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:04pm

i'm very awesome because i have slanted eyes.

helladelightful on Jun 15 '06 at 8:05pm

I am so freaking awesome.

i love toothbrushes.

oh, and YOU!

it was also my birfday last wednesday. sweet sixteen. !

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:06pm

im twenty and i just got into UNI today!

*waves arms in celebration*

STP's would make my day the sweetest!

:)

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:06pm

because i make silly songs like this

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:06pm

oh. i promise i'm not a whore either..don't listen to everyone else.. hahaha

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:06pm

well, howdy, there. im sam, and this here's my dog, Buck. say hello, Buck. that's it, good boy.

now im here to tell you about me! now im a pretty fucking great, awesome, cool ass guy. i kick all kinds of ass, nice ass, floppy ass, dirty ass, smelly ass, and frshly-scented ass.

and if you doubt me for one, god-damn second, i swear to you that i will bring down my pimp hand strong, mu'fucka. boy, you DO NOT want to mess with this shit.

Goddamn, people, with their shit, its crazy

drummerboyac on Jun 15 '06 at 8:06pm

well i have a 951 year old pet dinosaur his name is Asdf Zxcv and he rawrs like a monkey and sometimes he'll accidently pee on my front yard. i know how many licks it takes to get to the center of the lollipop. once i emailed yoplait asking why they couldnt just give the rabbit his trix but they never responded. i can fly and whenever i'm bored i'll fly around my neighborhood and hand out free candy to young children of ages 4-10. and also, i play the drums.

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:07pm

oh drats! i knew you two hizzos would be in here before me!

hadaloo on Jun 15 '06 at 8:07pm

I have three middle names. My entire nime weighs in at 11 syllables.

I cannot spell and do not pretend to be able to do so.

I have boobs.

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:07pm

randy = whore

but the good kind that swallows for free!

Themilkman666 on Jun 15 '06 at 8:07pm

I'm so awesome I have a scar on my tounge.

I'm so awesome that I passed out of an overdose of alcohol without drinking any alochol.

I'm so awesome that in real life i'm a dinosaur but not any dinosaur im a dinosaur with a hat!

TwitchesTM on Jun 15 '06 at 8:07pm

I'm more awesome than anyone because I'm shaving my head [to have brain surgery] and bald people deserve cool t-shirts. :]

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:08pm

nate aint got nothing on me, i make better songs, like these

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:08pm

uhm.. i'm probably the shortest person in here because i'm asian. i think if you shower me with STP, i'll grow a couple of inches.

you're splitting the STP right? two winners? i think that would be better..

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:09pm

nevermind. christine is the shortest in here. i'm pretty sure :P

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:09pm

nate! i do not. i charge $3!

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:10pm

wallsreallywork, we need to collaborate!

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:11pm

hellz yeah.

btw, who the hell is willis the tape worm?

The bears...No? on Jun 15 '06 at 8:13pm

i speak only in haiku.

however, i type in fragments.

i believe in 5 gods.

all of whom are in at the drive in.

i was voted most likely to be badastacular in high school.

i turned it down because i was too badass.

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:14pm

everyones playing the damsel in distress card. he's totally gonna fall for it, too.

Ben, BENNNN can you hear me?!?!? do not give into their charm! i repeat, DO NOT GIVE IN TO THEIR CHARM!!!

or their boobs (damn it hadaloo)

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:14pm

ha, its a stupid story...

basically hes a regular worm that thinks hes part of the cestoda family (tapeworms)...and he crawls up this guys (gibraltar) ass, and lives in his stomach...

i dont know, it was just a thing

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:15pm

a thing, indeed

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:16pm

gibraltar?

Stevethegreat on Jun 15 '06 at 8:17pm

I have a dent

I am dented

there is a dent in me

as well as a metal rod

Benstroup on Jun 15 '06 at 8:18pm

So... Many... Excellent... Arguments...

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:19pm

having any trouble getting into the cart?

drummerboyac on Jun 15 '06 at 8:20pm

and oh yeah! this one time, at band camp......i'll finish it if i win.

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:20pm

i promise i'm worth $3.

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:21pm

yeah, well im worth $6. so there.

cmon, ben, whos the man? cmon, now, whos the man?

its you, bro. you.

Benstroup on Jun 15 '06 at 8:22pm

IT'S OVER!

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:22pm

share the disease!

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:23pm

wasnt me then...

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:24pm

yeah, its a comic thing i was working on to learn flash...

i dont know, im really retarded

Benstroup on Jun 15 '06 at 8:25pm

Jonny Freedom wins it! Woooo! Wooooooooo! Rock!

Points from the order after this one will go to Walls Really Work, because I am with him in his stands against people and their crazy shit.

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:26pm

haha. jonny isn't unloved anymore!

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:27pm

WOHOO

IM LOVED!

:)

thanks Banstroup

realslimnatey on Jun 15 '06 at 8:27pm

see, whores always get what they want...

good job jonny!

drummerboyac on Jun 15 '06 at 8:28pm

damn. i was gonna point u back if i won.

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:28pm

thanks nate :)

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:28pm

i just hope it works with all the bugs in the site, etc!

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:29pm

that must mean i'm not a whore. yes!

drummerboyac on Jun 15 '06 at 8:30pm

cant get to the blog!

Jonny Freedom on Jun 15 '06 at 8:33pm

yo, benstroup let me know when you make the order :)

WallsReallyWork on Jun 15 '06 at 8:42pm

keep fighting the good fight against their crazy shit, it'll get ya!

Benstroup on Jun 15 '06 at 8:51pm

SWEAR WORDS. I can't get to the cart. It just isn't loading. I still have an internet connection, but some threadless pages don't work. Anyone else have this problem?

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 8:55pm

others are having the same problem. i was able to get into my cart, but it was empty because i'm not buying anything..

Benstroup on Jun 15 '06 at 8:59pm

Well, sorry Jonny, but I won't be making a purchase tonight to to the fucking interwubs. Sorry.

ir0cko on Jun 15 '06 at 9:01pm

you can't get into the cart? i tried two more times and got in.