twotwelve aka Brett Steelman is a 27.9 year old boy, has been a member since June 22, 2005, has scored 2069 submissions, giving an average score of 1.20.
Pants: Your Family Will Love You.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Frank & Stein
of 50 votes, 26% like it
No...You're with stupid.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
Dog: Cat as Hippopotamus: _____________
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Nailguns: God's way of saying "Be Careful"
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Hatchbacks are automotive goiters.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
RPSL - Rock Paper Scissors League
of 45 votes, 13% like it
FOIL - First, Outer, Inner, Last
of 44 votes, 16% like it
BASS has two pronunciations, but many meanings.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
What would the author of the Apocryphal book of Eclesiasticus do?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
cardboard - a stiff moderately thick paper
of 46 votes, 11% like it
My skills have been made redundant by technological advance.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Lemonade's Last Stand
of 48 votes, 29% like it
Missouri Loves Company
of 45 votes, 9% like it
String Cheese Addict
of 45 votes, 13% like it
Para espanol, oprima numero dos.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
I'm a geologist. And I rock.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
Exorcize your lefts.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Que Nine?
of 46 votes, 2% like it
I Knead Dough
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Liverwurst: It's liver, but worse.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
Curby McSidewalk
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Starchy McUnderpants
of 45 votes, 7% like it
Write your phone # here ___-_____
of 48 votes, 19% like it
If you can remember a time before computers I'm too young for you
of 51 votes, 43% like it
FYI: Karaoke is not for everyone
of 44 votes, 20% like it
I Distribute Props on a regular basis.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Friday is French Bread Pizza Day
of 45 votes, 13% like it
Having a lithp thuckth!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
Ever seen a baby pigeon? Think about it
of 66 votes, 32% like it
Navy: We're also a color
of 60 votes, 48% like it
1 little, 2 little, 3 little indie bands
of 116 votes, 36% like it
Procrastinators: the leaders of tomorrow
of 197 votes, 56% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Frank" & "Stein"
of 7 votes, 14% like it
"Hot Pot of Coffee!"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
"the eye patch is for effect"
of 16 votes, 63% like it
006 - Agent in Training
of 4 votes, 25% like it
1-800-KICKASS: not what you think
of 35 votes, 23% like it
4 dentists kicked the 5th dentist's ass
of 7 votes, 14% like it
668 - The Neighbor Of The Beast
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Actually, it's a legume.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
All I got was this Crumby T-Shirt
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Anal-The best way to say 'it's over'
of 6 votes, 33% like it
And the number one reason you're reading this shirt is. . .
of 22 votes, 14% like it
and then god struck him down
of 6 votes, 17% like it
and then I found 5 bucks
of 35 votes, 43% like it
Apparently Midget is a bad word.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Ask me about my external hard drive.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Asphinctorsayswhat?
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Aunt Acid
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Bear is driving
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Billy The Kidder
of 18 votes, 44% like it
Birds of a feather named Heather together in stormy weather.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Boner Stabone.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Bowser Hates Italians
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Brick Shithouse
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Bring back 80's hair
of 17 votes, 35% like it
Bring back Corduroy
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Bring back Sun-Worshipping
of 38 votes, 21% like it
Broseph
of 14 votes, 21% like it
bulletproof thongs would never work
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Butcher's Dustbin
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Calculator + 3704558 = Funny
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Can we think of something besides: Ninjas, Pirates, & Monkeys
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Captain McFlappypants
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Case of the Mondays
of 14 votes, 43% like it
Chester Copperpot and The Booty Traps
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Click. . .Dial Tone. . .
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Cool = rolling cigarettes in your sleeve
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Cous Cous
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Daikini
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Darryl, you can't come in. . .
of 43 votes, 21% like it
Darth Hater
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Dave - 1 World - Nothin
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Dave Donati is what glam metal should be
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Ding Fries are done.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Do we need to keep Wyoming?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
Do you know Oglethorpe?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Dog:Cat as Hippopotamus:______
of 23 votes, 39% like it
Doilies: wtf?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Don't forget about goiters
of 21 votes, 24% like it
doober
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Double Vanilla Funk
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Double You Tee "F"
of 4 votes, 25% like it
duck hunt champion
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Dude, I played JV soccer, back off
of 34 votes, 29% like it
eat a book.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Eddie Money: share the wealth
of 8 votes, 13% like it
elite.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Ever seen a baby pigeon? Think about it
of 19 votes, 68% like it
Ever wonder who put Jack in that box?
of 64 votes, 28% like it
Fiona & me do it in my van on Sunday
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Flavor Saver
of 24 votes, 21% like it
fligoo
of 19 votes, 16% like it
FREE - Freedom of Religion for Everyone Everywhere
of 10 votes, 20% like it
front butts are gross
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Gabriella vs. The Giant: a daily battle
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Geologists Rock
of 53 votes, 32% like it
Giggleberry Fair
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Ginger Ale: the most emo soft drink
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Gourds vs. Pumpkins
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Grandma got runover by some rain gear
of 22 votes, 27% like it
grandma Perry's old run-down tool shed
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Green, Dark Green, Light Green, Diet Green
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Greg Toland vs. Rick Derris
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Hack & Slash
of 6 votes, 17% like it
hamburgler was framed
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Having a lithp thuckth
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Hey Dandelion.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
hey mad dog, you wanna park my car?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Hulk Buzzkill
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I <3 Manual Transmissions
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I am John Basedow's biggest fan
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I bend paperclips so they don't work.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
I didn't get the memo
of 24 votes, 29% like it
I failed out of electoral college
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I found a golf ball, Isn't that cool?
of 10 votes, 40% like it
I got Nothing
of 4 votes, 0% like it
I have a forthright unembellished style
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I have a note from your mom.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
I have a strong portfolio
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I haven't heard the word DORK in a while. . .
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I just dropped the "Browns" off at the "Superbowl&
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I know what sex wax is for - sex right?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I make my own beer
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I play bass: I'm a wood nymph
of 24 votes, 38% like it
I put salami in your letter sweater
of 36 votes, 28% like it
I think it's Jack Oswald Lantern. . .
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I wanna be an airborne ranger. . .
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I wear this shirt with Camouflage pants.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
I'll trade ya. . .
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I'm naked eating a bananna.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I'm naked eating a bananna.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I'm the cat's pajamas
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Indifferent Penis
of 23 votes, 13% like it
it's all about the girth
of 20 votes, 25% like it
It's an "OOL" so keep the &quo
of 5 votes, 0% like it
It's been great. . .
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Jeff, the god of buscuits.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Jive Talker
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Johnny Kicker
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Kickball All-Star
of 20 votes, 30% like it
knuckle up
of 24 votes, 21% like it
L.O.V.E - League of Villainous Entities
of 10 votes, 10% like it
larping
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Laser Disc had so much potential
of 3 votes, 67% like it
Leader Of The Pack
of 10 votes, 20% like it
less = more. . . why I failed math
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Let's get faced.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Licker License
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Life is simply complicated
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Ligers are real
of 15 votes, 40% like it
Like a fat girl in a bikini, I'm out
of 26 votes, 23% like it
lovely lady lumps
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Lover, not a fighter
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Lumberjack vs. Shark
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Megalodon & The Herbivores
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Mental Midget
of 29 votes, 17% like it
MIDI ME
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Milwaukee:Algonquin for-the good land
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Mortar & Pestle
of 22 votes, 27% like it
My Buddha and Me
of 39 votes, 33% like it
My computer only types the letter E
of 32 votes, 28% like it
My Heart Works Overtime
of 36 votes, 33% like it
My other car is a forklift
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Nailguns:A stern "be careful"
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Nailguns:God's way of saying~Be Careful
of 5 votes, 20% like it
NAVY, we're also a color
of 34 votes, 47% like it
Nelwin
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Nelwyn
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Ninja Boot
of 15 votes, 13% like it
No I didn't shower, I pressed F5
of 25 votes, 28% like it
No need to worry with white out.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
No Refrigeration without Fermentation
of 5 votes, 0% like it
No, you're with stupid.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Nuns 'n' Moses
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Oh you're in a band. . .? Amazing. . .
of 22 votes, 14% like it
One hop this time. . .
of 4 votes, 0% like it
one of these things doesn't belong. . .
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Pants: your family will love you
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Park in the driveway
of 5 votes, 0% like it
PC Load Letter
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Pencil Fight
of 40 votes, 38% like it
Pencil Fights
of 5 votes, 20% like it
perfect strangers
of 16 votes, 25% like it
perfect strangers
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Piston Honda is still the greatest.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Pitcher's Poison
of 8 votes, 13% like it
play beer pong
of 24 votes, 21% like it
PROVOLONE
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Pumpkin Patch Thieves
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Punching the Clown
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Purple ducks
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Remember "hat-day"?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
remember slap bracelets? yeah me neither
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Remember: If she smokes, she pokes
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Rollerblades: give it up for 1992
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Scary German Guy
of 16 votes, 44% like it
Sex wax is for sex right?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Short Round
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Siamese twin hockey goalie
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Slobberknocker
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Small Boobs are the new Big Boobs
of 5 votes, 20% like it
SNFU II - Electric Boogaloo
of 9 votes, 33% like it
sometimes I hit Num Lock by mistake
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Sorry, I thought you were going low. . .
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Sorry, I'm phoning it in from now on...
of 20 votes, 25% like it
South Hampton Institute of Technology
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Special Boy
of 17 votes, 18% like it
SPONCH
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Stay awake. Stay alert. Stay alive
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Stay awake. Stay alert. Stay alive.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Step 1. Step 2. Step 3. Good! You've made it up the steps.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Stephanie was a little cheater.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Stick with the girl you took to the prom
of 48 votes, 21% like it
Stop signs are the new Yield signs
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Sucker for acoustic songs
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Suction Darts
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Super Beans
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Sweatpants Boners
of 4 votes, 0% like it
T9 is not for stupid people
of 18 votes, 28% like it
Teachers do it with class
of 18 votes, 39% like it
Teflon Underpants
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Testicular Fortitude
of 20 votes, 20% like it
The healing power of Cheese
of 18 votes, 39% like it
The last piece of gum. . .
of 17 votes, 18% like it
The one and only Ocelot
of 4 votes, 25% like it
The safety word is "Paprika"
of 16 votes, 19% like it
There is no fpoon.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .and. . .you know. . .
of 15 votes, 13% like it
There's a bit of Travis in all of us.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
they were a wedding band. . .
of 3 votes, 67% like it
THREEVE
of 20 votes, 25% like it
TIFF - Thailand International Furniture Fair
of 10 votes, 10% like it
TK421
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Tongue & Groove
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Too Many Chiefs, Not Enough Indians
of 7 votes, 14% like it
too soon?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Topography > Cartography
of 14 votes, 21% like it
True Beauty Is A Light Switch Away.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
turnstile jumper
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Umm. . .It melted. . .?
of 27 votes, 33% like it
USA is an acronym for Unstable Angina
of 9 votes, 11% like it
VANDERSEXXX
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Vinnie didn't think about consequences
of 25 votes, 20% like it
What would barbarians think of us?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
What's wrong with youth in asia?
of 37 votes, 32% like it
what, you think you're better?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
where are all the damn hoverboards?
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Where's the van?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Who's for the Giant? Nobody
of 20 votes, 20% like it
who's making a potato?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Whoever put jack in the box is a jerk
of 4 votes, 50% like it
With or without the scooter stick
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Wizard Sleeve
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Wolf-man's got nards?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Wood Clamps leave marks on nipples
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Wyatt Burp
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Yes or No?. . .No Maybes
of 40 votes, 25% like it
YES, that was for pie
of 19 votes, 37% like it
You are not asthetically pleasing
of 6 votes, 17% like it
you are NOT the father
of 25 votes, 24% like it
you don't even know
of 40 votes, 28% like it
You remind me of a small mouth bass.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
you won't do it
of 35 votes, 26% like it
You've got the green light.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Zorbas was the best Greek
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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