i don't like how they are bastardizing all our childhood memories lately.

this new willy wonka thing just doesn't cut the mustard. jonny depp? no. pirate, yes...mysterious chocolate factory owner, no.

they just modernized it and put some famous names in there, added some over-the-top special effects, and they expect an instant hit. no.

Gene Wilder is the only Willy Wonka in my eyes.

its not supposed to be HAPPY! its not. its supposed to be dark...i mean the first one was kinda creepy, but the new one is gonna be all whimsical and cute. euphoric, even.

*le big sad face*

i know a bunch of you are looking forward to it, but i just dont like it.

how is the winner(s) of the design contest determined?

my girlfriend says that hostess cupcakes are black...
i think they are brown...but i also have a bad eye for color

what color are they?

...where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies...