Yes, not speaking can make you sound smarter.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
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Deep down i'm pretty superficial.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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How many words is a pixel worth?
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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Never take life for granted. Dinosaurs agree.
of 31 votes, 61% like it
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Do vegans fall asleep by counting leaves?
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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I always cry when onions open up to me.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Clouds always pee on me.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Keyboards have character.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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(front) I'm schizophrenic. (back) Me too.
of 52 votes, 63% like it
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Breast milk has the best-looking carton
of 46 votes, 48% like it
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If the earth was flat, would pizzas be spherical?
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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All self-loving sheeps go "meh"
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Practice makes perfect. Except on russian roulette.
of 42 votes, 69% like it
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To err is human. To blame someone is strategy.
of 40 votes, 55% like it
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If everyone was fat we would be much closer to each other.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Dots are way out of line...
of 40 votes, 48% like it
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Never been washed.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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