solocosmo
solocosmo aka Jessica Stehr is a 25.68 year old girl, has been a member since June 16, 2005, has scored 5191 submissions, giving an average score of 2.52.
Just get up and dance
of 66 votes, 20% like it
Never teach a pig to dance
of 73 votes, 16% like it
Good. Better. Best. Bested.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
I dance like the wind.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
if you even EXISTED I'd divorce you
of 75 votes, 12% like it
You may be a Vulcan
of 74 votes, 11% like it
&WhenIGetHomeToU,IFindABrokenCanoe
of 76 votes, 11% like it
Consider the daffodil
of 56 votes, 25% like it
DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)
of 88 votes, 31% like it
Cats ... the other white meat
of 63 votes, 19% like it
Beam me up Scotty, there are no virgins
of 80 votes, 20% like it
Another dopeless hope fiend
of 54 votes, 17% like it
Alcohol and calculus don't mix
of 106 votes, 32% like it
A closed mouth gathers no feet
of 84 votes, 24% like it
cookie in each hand:A balanced diet
of 72 votes, 26% like it
Hockey Mom can beat up Soccer Mom
of 127 votes, 28% like it
Meandering to a different drummer
of 80 votes, 33% like it
LeadMeNotIntoTemptation,ICanFindItAlone
of 90 votes, 18% like it
Fancy Moses looking like a llama!
of 63 votes, 17% like it
The radish jam was a particular success
of 84 votes, 19% like it
I've got a worrying feeling in my colon
of 69 votes, 22% like it
Sorry I'm late. Sheep exploded
of 84 votes, 25% like it
A bit like Jesus, but with feathers
of 83 votes, 24% like it
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle
of 98 votes, 12% like it
batteries cant help us now
of 78 votes, 22% like it
There's a hole in the middle of the sea
of 85 votes, 18% like it
She swallowed the spider 2 catch the fly
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Along came Mr. Crocodile
of 59 votes, 19% like it
I had a soup tornado
of 44 votes, 14% like it
That's why they call him Smokey
of 81 votes, 19% like it
I thought I heard A chicken sneeze
of 87 votes, 17% like it
LostMyPoorMeatballWhenSomebodySneezed
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Spank a plankton
of 76 votes, 12% like it
That little worm Had scuba gear
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Pull me around in my little red wagon
of 56 votes, 20% like it
Little brown jug, don't I love thee!
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Called myself on the telephone
of 53 votes, 21% like it
i hammer without warning
of 52 votes, 15% like it
and that's why I want a dog
of 71 votes, 13% like it
Bananas unite!
of 68 votes, 12% like it
Boy, that was one big, ugly bear!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Then Frog and Mouse went off to France
of 34 votes, 18% like it
beware of ladybug
of 55 votes, 15% like it
That's my friend, the chicken
of 78 votes, 18% like it
bicycle made for two
of 57 votes, 11% like it
I met a bear W/ dandy tennis shoes
of 76 votes, 17% like it
little white whale on the go
of 64 votes, 11% like it
Alouette, gentille Alouette
of 87 votes, 13% like it
Alice the camel has two humps
of 67 votes, 12% like it
catch a giraffe and make him laugh
of 72 votes, 31% like it
catch a bear and cut his hair
of 58 votes, 28% like it
the unicorns died in the flood
of 61 votes, 36% like it
Lachanophobia: The fear of vegetables
of 127 votes, 19% like it
Honorary Harlem Globetrotter
of 68 votes, 18% like it
wiggle dancing.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
drive a buffalo
of 82 votes, 13% like it
licensed to keep a bear
of 52 votes, 25% like it
only babies can ride in a baby carriage
of 56 votes, 18% like it
That's the trouble with magic swords
of 60 votes, 40% like it
im a luck dragon
of 85 votes, 14% like it
A delicious-looking limestone rock
of 37 votes, 22% like it
It's you and me, moth
of 70 votes, 21% like it
raven? writing desk?
of 59 votes, 14% like it
I never went outside until I died
of 76 votes, 16% like it
A happy pit bull
of 75 votes, 15% like it
Copywight94ElmerFudd.All wights wesewved
of 59 votes, 20% like it
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
of 57 votes, 18% like it
Wanted:Telepath. You know where to apply
of 54 votes, 20% like it
calling in dead
of 48 votes, 19% like it
the brain is gone...
of 63 votes, 16% like it
They just want to run
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Putsomexcitementbetweenyoulegsrideahorse
of 85 votes, 13% like it
When the horse dies, dismount
of 77 votes, 23% like it
I wandered lonely as a cloud
of 68 votes, 18% like it
my life hurts
of 53 votes, 23% like it
Joygasm
of 134 votes, 21% like it
I've been dead once already
of 36 votes, 14% like it
wippity pow!
of 71 votes, 20% like it
The world was black and white
of 72 votes, 21% like it
What are you doing in my closet
of 69 votes, 17% like it
My name is a killing word
of 86 votes, 17% like it
Why, it's you,my little flea
of 58 votes, 14% like it
The Octopus will kill us
of 87 votes, 24% like it
Listen carefully, Tadpole
of 66 votes, 17% like it
Those rotten Cyclops.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
Who has stolen the child's dream?
of 70 votes, 19% like it
WhatabouttheROUSS?(rodentsofunusualsize)
of 76 votes, 13% like it
People in masks cannot be trusted.
of 106 votes, 28% like it
MynameisInigoMontoyayoukilledmyfather
of 88 votes, 20% like it
Give them the lazy eye
of 90 votes, 24% like it
I have a solitary soul
of 59 votes, 12% like it
They shot Waldo!
of 64 votes, 28% like it
where do pies go when they die?
of 70 votes, 19% like it
Everything we need is in my pants.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
What is this, a freak out?
of 60 votes, 20% like it
By gum, it's gum!
of 74 votes, 18% like it
as fun as a tax audit
of 80 votes, 11% like it
My left hand always feels cheated on
of 80 votes, 28% like it
im going to hell and you cant stop me
of 96 votes, 24% like it
use magic!
of 79 votes, 18% like it
i love you more than salt
of 82 votes, 22% like it
The very last dodo bird
of 108 votes, 18% like it
Dogs are the new babies
of 77 votes, 23% like it
that's not battery acid
of 76 votes, 20% like it
Seriously,this year...get it together
of 79 votes, 19% like it
home is where your heart wants to stay
of 89 votes, 12% like it
People with Bear Suits=love
of 68 votes, 18% like it
enjoys::People with Bear Suits
of 75 votes, 17% like it
my bass feels so seaworthy
of 124 votes, 15% like it
with friends like you, who needs friends
of 61 votes, 23% like it
arrr the laws of science be a harsh mist
of 90 votes, 19% like it
no delusions of grandeur
of 104 votes, 19% like it
subtle like a t-rex.
of 136 votes, 35% like it
i'm you and you are me
of 94 votes, 14% like it
Every pirate is a little bit crazy.
of 86 votes, 24% like it
born with a plastic spoon
of 88 votes, 23% like it
rock n roll sandwhich
of 108 votes, 19% like it
up there 4 thinkin,down there 4 dancin
of 82 votes, 11% like it
who peed on your rainbow?
of 87 votes, 36% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 21 votes, 5% like it
...and that's why you hail to the chimp
of 21 votes, 10% like it
12pt.TextCantReplace5min.w/uface2face
of 50 votes, 10% like it
6 + 2
of 21 votes, 10% like it
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
of 30 votes, 10% like it
a little big deal
of 21 votes, 5% like it
All alone is Oreo.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
ay-ples and ba-nay-nays
of 40 votes, 10% like it
beast of burden
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Beat Ya Heart Out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Bee double E doublE aRe yoU N
of 21 votes, 10% like it
bees in the cigarette trees
of 21 votes, 10% like it
beware the Irish Moonshine
of 21 votes, 10% like it
big baboon combing his auburn hair
of 21 votes, 10% like it
bird with the blues
of 41 votes, 10% like it
boiling hot Joy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Boot, saddle, to horse, and away!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
born and bred to rip and shred
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Buffalo Gals
of 40 votes, 10% like it
built on stilts
of 70 votes, 10% like it
CAN you DIGGGGGGG it?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Cincinnati Bengals
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Cincinnati dancing pig
of 21 votes, 10% like it
dancin madly backwards
of 21 votes, 10% like it
denizen of the swamp
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Disgrace Chateau
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't go mad. Oops too late
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
drain the stream of life
of 50 votes, 10% like it
enjoys: late night tele
of 80 votes, 10% like it
enjoys:eyes:friendly/nonfriendly
of 21 votes, 5% like it
everything's comin' up roses
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Fireisthedevilhidinglikeacowardinsmoke
of 21 votes, 5% like it
FlowersIPicked4Mommy,PoisenIvy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
FUR PIE DOESN'T SELL
of 22 votes, 5% like it
God,bless my underwear,my only pair
of 50 votes, 10% like it
green room special
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hippy, u think everything is a conspircy
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Hopeless dreamer, shiftless layabout
of 30 votes, 10% like it
i .am .a .singing telegrahm
of 61 votes, 10% like it
I am a sorry log.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
I bin sweepin' like a dog
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i don't even have money for food
of 60 votes, 10% like it
I have a lizard friend
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I'm just a huge manatee
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i'm not the spark,Im just the gas
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I'm on the NIGHTRAIN
of 21 votes, 5% like it
IfonlyIcouldhavestayedinsidemyhead2day
of 80 votes, 10% like it
Im an acorn small & round
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Im engaged to a douglas fir
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Im just the way that the doctor made me
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Is this a kissing book?"
of 60 votes, 10% like it
Jack, the gay devil
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Jesus and the feeding of the 5000 sheep
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Joey,do u like movies about gladiators?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Kajagoogoo
of 50 votes, 10% like it
kisses are full of lies
of 22 votes, 9% like it
last of the red hot swamis
of 22 votes, 9% like it
lazers, protractors, sneeches
of 70 votes, 10% like it
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Little brown jug, dont I love thee!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
little kitty with the sneezes
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Make my life a mess, yes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Marching to a different kettle of fish
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Mary Hada little lamb&the doctor fai
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Midnight Grid Rinse
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth
of 30 votes, 10% like it
no buddy
of 21 votes, 5% like it
no chains around my feet but im not free
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Oh no the zombie comes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Prince with a Thousand Enemies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Rabbits laugh in a bulldog's face
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Raise crows, they'll rip out your eyes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Renounce the gift of sight
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Sippin' Spanish Flies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Snails sleep a lot
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Soy sauce me upp
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Stop&SmellTheRoses,Eventually,Inhale
of 40 votes, 10% like it
That little rooster was my playmate
of 21 votes, 10% like it
That u even look my way is hard2believe
of 60 votes, 10% like it
the field... it's covered with blood
of 60 votes, 10% like it
The flies in my head...they keep buzzing
of 21 votes, 10% like it
TheLittlestWormGotStuckInMyStraw
of 30 votes, 10% like it
There isno immortality but a trees love
of 50 votes, 10% like it
three blind mice shooting dice
of 31 votes, 10% like it
try&take it easy when u let go of my
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Trying to rule, daybird?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
UFO:Underwater Flying Objects
of 21 votes, 10% like it
unhappy horse
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Whenyoureborninthegutteruendupintheport
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Work all night on a drink a'rum
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Yadah Yadah
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Yes, oh mighty evil one!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
You remind me of the babe
of 51 votes, 12% like it
Yournameis a golden bell hung inmy heart
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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All about me
until i was about five years old i wanted to be a tree frog. i would steal all the olives, put them on my fingers and then get naked and hop around the house. that pretty much sums it up. oh, and i also used to think if you rode in a hotair balloon you could catch clouds in a jar. but you cant.




Update: Oct 07, '08
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