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ilovegravy aka kei-chan is a 27.66 year old girl, has been a member since February 11, 2003, has scored 7069 submissions, giving an average score of 2.82.

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Dec 05 '06 by ilovegravy

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a breakfast gone awry

about Some Choices Are Just Out of Reach

As it's been illustrated once before, Threadless designs are a direct reflection of my life. So, once again, this has been proven.

A few weeks ago (I am the master of timely postings!) I decided I would purchase a Rice Crispies treat from the vending machine at my school.

Here is a dramatization of what occurred:

me: OH BOY ADEQUATE TASTING PRE-MADE RICE CRISPY TREAT FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

Ritz Bits Cheese Cracker Sandwiches 2-GO pack: NOT SO FAST THERE.

me: Oh no!

Ritz Bits Cheese Cracker Sandwiches 2-GO pack: Oh yes.

But joke's on YOU Ritz Bits Cheese Cracker Sandwiches 2-GO pack!! Using my Macgyver-like thinking, I was NOT ONLY able to dislodge my periled Rice Crispy treat, but I was ALSO able to obtain a SECOND pre-made marshmallow square AS WELL AS yourself (for FREE, I might add!)... using only two quarters, a dime, and a nickel... and one more dime. Yes. I showed him.

Epilogue: Later, I showed my friend the FREE Ritz Bits Cheese Cracker Sandwiches 2-GO pack that I acquired, thanks to my quick thinking. However, the bag had gotten really beat up and smashed in my purse, so when I said, "HEY ISAAC, LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR FREE!!" he shuddered and was like "Eeeew..." I then had to explain that when I said 'free', I didn't mean 'found on the ground, picked it up and dusted it off'-free. haha (although, it doesn't say much about me if he assumed that was the case!)

I like how I kept switching around from "rice crispies treat" to "rice crispy treat"; I suppose they are interchangeable, depending on who you ask. (everyone: Yeah, and if you ask Kellogg, it's KRISPIES.)

ps- I don't actually own this shirt (it is a nice design, though!), I just wanted to share my stupid story. :D

hannabear on Dec 05 '06 at 4:17pm

hahaha nice :)
I was trying to et Reese's pieces out of the vending machine once because it got stuck and gave up. My friend went up to it and shook it really hard and ate them after I left though apparently.

ilovegravy on Dec 05 '06 at 5:00pm

haha, I'm always scared to shake vending machines, for fear that they'll fall on me! :D your friend owes you a Reese's now! hehe

yion072 on Dec 05 '06 at 5:12pm

I like this story, it made me laugh =D

Your recreation of the incident is intense.

ilovegravy on Dec 05 '06 at 5:19pm

whee, thanks! :D always glad to provide a laugh.

hahah yes, it WAS intense! 27 people died... and that was just during the reenactment! :O

8 days later

Susie1088 on Dec 14 '06 at 8:01am

haha, great story.

emmy.withwings on Dec 14 '06 at 8:11am

on average, 13 people die per year from vending machines falling on them. its true. the packaging of my libra pads told me.

NessaChan on Dec 14 '06 at 9:17am

I just wanted to tell you that I love your super-huge Snuffles bears. I have a ton of Snuffles but none of them are that big. They are so cute! Give them a hug for me.