So now you're a 12 month club, regular contest, AND a text tee winner! Such variety! :O

When I wear this t-shirt, I'll feel like a creme colored refrigerator. And then I'll think to myself, "Wait, who has staring contests with refrigerators?" and then I'll realize, "NO ONE!! THAT IS WHO!!!* OH MY GOD MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE" and then I'll rip off my shirt and be arrested for public indecency--and subsequently, outstanding murder charges. Yep.

So yes, time to purchase. <3


ps- Just in case anyone's confused by my insane rantings (so what else is new? haha) It's because the font/colors remind me of those letter magnets.... even though, upon further inspection, the holey letters do not have holes, which is unlike the letter magnets (edit: AND they're in upper and lowercase, unlike the all caps magnets. haha, I'm dumb.), so really, this whole post is debunked, thanks to my poor eyesight and relying on the thumbnail alone to post this entry. Boourns.

Also, dammit, now I gotta place another order. haha



* Except for those without family, friends, pets, coworkers, plants, stuffed animals, helper robots, poor judgment and access to the sun, lawn gnomes, or a paper bag/sock to fashion into a hand puppet. In which case, it is perfectly acceptable.