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Oct 25 '06 by symmetrical
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wisconsin kids falling into vending machines

I'm glad I'm not from here, and can therefore enjoy simpletons such as these populating this state.
this was front page news this morning.

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=104609

xiv on Oct 25 '06 at 5:27pm

that kids an idiot.

ReaLLyBoReD727 on Oct 25 '06 at 5:32pm

that kids my hero

symmetrical on Oct 25 '06 at 5:32pm

that grandmother's an idiot

Torakamikaze on Oct 25 '06 at 5:33pm

wow, the second wisconsin related post today...

I sure feel proud to be living there

symmetrical on Oct 25 '06 at 5:33pm

I like the part about it having happened before, in a different wisconsin town, and they had to wait an hour for a locksmith

iPear on Oct 25 '06 at 5:33pm

yeah, if I was that kids grandmammy, I'd beat the living christ out of him, you know...once the coppers wuz been gondede

squeegebeckenheim on Oct 25 '06 at 5:44pm

that kid is a moron!

Nodus on Oct 25 '06 at 6:07pm

Hahahaha, kids rock!

E190 on Oct 25 '06 at 6:12pm

why do the kids always look so sad, why wouldn't you just be playing with the toys and pulling faces at your stupid grandma who can't do anything to you.

PS the grandma obviously wasn't watching him properly, she is lucky he wasn't kidnapped instead of trapped in a game

symmetrical on Oct 25 '06 at 6:15pm

i think the fun of being trapped in a toy-filled box would wear off eventually. maybe they should have taken the picture earlier in the adventure.

symmetrical on Oct 25 '06 at 6:20pm

It was pretty awesome to glance at the paper this afternoon, and see the headline, "Child Lands in Vending Machine"

I mean, they make him sound like some sort of toddler paratrooper. And that is a stellar picture - three year old kid, surly as all get-out, looking up at you.