Change Happens...
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Vegetables are what real foods eat.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Who needs potential when you're already great?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I wore this the day after yesterday.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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CuddleBuddy
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm Just Maintaining the tangible!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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(Check out the curves on this parabola...)
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Super Power Walk
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Mutant Gummy Bear
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Stupidity overcomes all obstacles, just like friendship!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Always doing stuff
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Let's get emotional.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I killed the exclamation point for being too subtle.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I scare monsters.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Struggling College Student
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Vote for me or die, welcome to your dictatorship.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I need a new t-shirt...
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Well, you don't have to believe me. But just act like you do.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I live on the bright side.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Father Time's my uncle.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I stomped on all kinds of beings to get here!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Clever Disguise #13
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Gossip Hurts Your Jaw
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Just smile, be polite, and we'll all get along.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Fish do not know that they indeed, smell fishy.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Yeah, you like what you see!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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You can't hurt my feelings!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Time flies when you throw a clock.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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I Blow MY mind sometimes.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I'm too sexy for this town.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I Speak Louder Than Words
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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How Many Coolpoints Do I Have Left?
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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40 Hitpoints Left
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Basically I'm Complicated
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I don't challenge my brain for nobody!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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low budget
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Fluent In Gibberish.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Despite how I look, I put up quite a fight.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Tougher than a cardboard box...
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I live outside the realm of dreams.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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You don't wanna know what's under here...
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm always in style.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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And then they changed Pluto...
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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This Shirt Is Blank, You're Just Imagining This
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Love Teaches Even Idiots How To Dance
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Cue The Theme Music! Here I Am...
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Nevermore!
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Me. Version 2.0
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Playing Pretend
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I can count to K.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Eyes Up
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Does anybody like Good Music?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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So what if I'm ugly? I don't have to look at me.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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These hide my private parts.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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A Hard Act to Follow, so STOP STALKING!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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God Made Me Funky
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If I Could Draw, You'd See Something Better Than This Shirt
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Currently Cautiously Careless
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Me? Procrastinate? Lemme get back to you on that...
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not lazy, I'm just holding back.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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A National Treasure
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Threadless Loves This Shirt
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Raise Alpacas.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Sounds Like Jesus...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Jelly-Like Substance
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Varsity Tiddlywinks
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Took Off Running After I Was Born.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Extreme.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Don't B Flat. Don't B Sharp. Just B Natural.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Different People. Different Instruments.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Why Would I Know What I'm Doing?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Already Dead. I Just Need To Lie Down.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I Have My Own Sitcom
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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It's Not Stealing If You Take It
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Absolutely Neccesary
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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The sunny side of life.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Be careful... it's stupid out there.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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