"I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice."

I sing in the shower. I dance in the rain. And you better watch your back or I'll steal your pants. Cause Im taking over the world one donut at a time! Introspective, imaginative, funky, and undefined are just some words to describe my beautiful mind.

Killing zombies is my past time. School is a hobby. Art is my passion. The world is my fortress.

I'm a part time ninja-pirate. A full time individual.
My expertise is serving icecream and causing general mayhem (sometimes simultaneously).
"I just ask for what we all ask of the people we respect - That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting."