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Pifman
Pifman aka Ty B is a boy, has been a member since June 13, 2005, has scored 1,168 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 24 designs get printed.
Oh man I've gotta tell you what just happened to me. I was shopping at my local Goodwill, as everybody likes to do now and then. I picked up an old school game of "Guess Who" in perfect condition considering that they made some cheesy new one that sucks.

So I'm in line and several people are commenting on it, one crazy lady who was probably 45 says, "You know that's a great game. You can even put in pictures of people you know." "Oh well I guess you could huh? Umm thanks." I replied. She continued on, "Check out this that I found" and proceeds to pull out a dinner plate with Ronald Reagan's face on it. I said, "So uhh.. you just gonna hang that on the wall or eat off of it?"

Then... she looked right at me with her bug eyes and said... "Oh I'm gonna eat off it."

ronlewis
   ronlewis on Aug 25 '05 at 1:17pm
killer, I own a plate with carter on it. I eat off it as well
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 25 '05 at 1:21pm
Maybe you two should start a club?
travis76
   travis76 on Aug 25 '05 at 1:23pm
i was so pissed when goodwill hunting came out, i thought it was about two guys digging through thriftstores, and at the peak of my thrifting years, i was afraid the movie would get everyone all into thrift shopping, and there'd be none left for me....

and then i saw it wasn't about that at all.

ronlewis
   ronlewis on Aug 25 '05 at 1:29pm
Funny you say that. . I am in a club called "eat off the prsidents head"
bortwein
   bortwein on Aug 25 '05 at 1:32pm
How do you like them apples?
tesko
   tesko on Aug 25 '05 at 1:37pm
"This is a Ronald Reagan pen, it has no point" - Mork
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 25 '05 at 1:45pm
Does eating off of the Pope's head count? Cuz she said that one was her favorite.
bigpig
bigpig on Aug 25 '05 at 4:56pm
Once when I was at Goodwill there was a pair of new shoes that were marked $4 so I decided to get them. Then the chashier was all like "oh, these are 'special' shoes. They cost $7" And I was mad for a while until I realized how cheap $7 is for a pair of shoes.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 25 '05 at 5:01pm
http://www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com/
littlem
littlem on Aug 25 '05 at 5:02pm
Man that lady must be ancient at 45!!!!!!!!!
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 25 '05 at 5:03pm
Pope's portable poopmobile.
littlem
littlem on Aug 25 '05 at 5:06pm
I like that car!
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 25 '05 at 5:07pm
It's ecologic, maybe you could ask from Vatican if they'd sell it to you?
littlem
littlem on Aug 25 '05 at 5:10pm
I don't know if all our kids will fit in there though.

Could be a problem...
tesko
   tesko on Aug 25 '05 at 5:11pm
I'll walk.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 25 '05 at 5:12pm
Another blog hijacked and derailed. Sigh.
littlem
littlem on Aug 25 '05 at 5:13pm
That's okay, it's just Pifman. His heart is the size of Texas.



*Hide your forks and cover your eyes, everyone!!!!
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 25 '05 at 5:13pm
Oh no, mr. Creosote is about to explode!
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 26 '05 at 1:38pm
Yaarr!! I leave my computer for one night and my thread gets hijacked. Tisk tisk. Now where's my fork stash?



Heh, and for the record littlem, I never said 45 was ancient, I just wanted to point that out for the sake of the story.
littlem
littlem on Aug 26 '05 at 1:46pm
;)-{--E[

c----
littlem
littlem on Aug 26 '05 at 1:46pm
oops that didn't work out quite the way I was hoping, the cane is too high. hmmm
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 26 '05 at 4:03pm
Yeah... I have NO idea what that's supposed to be. :S
littlem
littlem on Aug 26 '05 at 4:05pm
yeah, that's right. I'm a major league eff-up. rub it in why don'tcha
littlem
littlem on Aug 26 '05 at 4:05pm
;)
3 days later
Pifman
Pifman on Aug 29 '05 at 4:26pm
That's what I'm here for.



So what's the deal? Are Ronlewis and the lady in my story the only 2 people who eat off of president's heads? Represent people!
littlem
littlem on Aug 29 '05 at 4:27pm
me thinks someone named Monica something-or-other ate off a president's head or something like that???
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 29 '05 at 4:44pm
No, she just polished his knob in the oval office.
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