2 Out of 5 People Would Wear This Shirt
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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All God's creatures love salt.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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By the way, those steroids you gave me didn't work.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Cookies Aren't Monsters!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Field Trips are Overrated
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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go home. the show's over.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hey Teachers! Stop Degrading!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I Am Kiefer Sutherland
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I buried the dinosaur bones where they should've never been found
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I found your wallet in El Segundo.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I wish you found my face as interesting as my chest.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I'm a genius. The thing wearing me is just a vehicle.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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If you think this is funny, you should see what's printed inside.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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In the battle for my soul, there are no winners or losers.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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it's all been downhill from there
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Last Great Prophet of the Modern Age
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe you'll find me as captivating as my chest.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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meta shirts are so last year
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Metro Chlorian
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My pet octopus has six arms on you.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Never met a chimp I didn't like
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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No Loud Music After 10pm
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Not Safe for Babies
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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our clever t-shirts combine to form a 80-foot tall robot
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Right now, everybody thinks you're checking me out.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Robot Arm Not Included
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Sauron taught me how to break bad hobbits
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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sea monkeys are the monkeys of the sea
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Shouldn't I be in school?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Solicitors Will Be Violated
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Teachers Like Degrading
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Teachers Love Degrading
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Tell Your Mother I Miss Her Dearly
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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That's NOT what she said at all.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Imperial Army's Death Star is for Lovers
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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the only good science is weird science
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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this shirt is my super power
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Who died and made me ruler of the universe?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Your fancy keystrokes won't work on me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Your secrets are safe with me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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[clip art] / "dirty pun"
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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