Don't bully Mia or Anna wrecks ya!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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They'll never find the body.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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The picture that used to be on this shirt escaped.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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The picture that was on this shirt ran away.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Have you seen this girl?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Subliminal Lemonade
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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THX1139
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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You can't see me.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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LOUD NOISES!!!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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They kicked me out of Hottopic because I wasn't sad enough.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Knights do it with swords
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt protects my secret identity!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt hides my superhero costume!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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They kicked me out of Hot Topic because I wasn't pathetic enough.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Does anyone know how to spell "potato"?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Lose Money! Ask me how!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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No, I did not buy this shirt at the mall.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Screaming 'Kobayashi Maru' Is Not How To Pass A Philosophy Exam
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I was a prince until a witch turned me into a shirt!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I was a princess until a witch turned me into a shirt!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I was a lawyer until a wizard turned me into this shirt!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My other shirt has a restaurant logo on it.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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100% free range human!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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<zombie> </zombie>
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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1> Run Program: Zombie. 2> Devour Brains. 3> Go to 2.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Warning: For external use ONLY!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Warning: Not for human consumption
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Incase of a water landing, I can be used as a flotation device.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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If found, please return to Shadyside Insane Asylum.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you were me, you'd be wearing this shirt.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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CEOs do it for $
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Corporate Zombies do it for $
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Executives do it for $
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I bought this shirt with the $ I won submitting it.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Evil did I live. Lewd did I dwel.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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My BeDazzler is broken.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Sorry, I left my BeDazzler at home...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My fairy godmother owns a sweatshop!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Threadless declined my design submission.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Tee shirts are soft.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Mmmmmmmmmmm! Beefy!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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<invisible> </invisible>
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Emoticons make me :'(
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Who gave you permission to stare?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I'm too cheap for Cafe Press
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Too cheap for Cafe Press
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Sashi<i>me
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Fruitarians do it raw!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Oh, no! My realism just broke!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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This is where my guts live.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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This is where my heart lives.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I INVENTED plagiarism!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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It's a mystery!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Threre's no "spellcheck" on prnting pressses.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Watch out! I have magical talking abilities!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The shirt is in your mind!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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You can't make an omlette without breaking a few complex proteins
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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