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whisper in water
whisper in water aka Deanna is a 22.85 year old girl, has been a member since June 9, 2005, has scored 4053 submissions, giving an average score of 2.44.
  Aug 07 '09 by whisper in water        44 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   

EMBED-Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women - Watch more free videos

It's probably bad that I want one of these.

lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 07 '09 at 9:22am
lol, nuh uh
stalliongsta
stalliongsta on Aug 07 '09 at 9:22am
the best part is: it never ejaculates, so no mess!
cjgammon
cjgammon on Aug 07 '09 at 9:23am
wow that is hilarious, i totally didn't see that coming.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Aug 07 '09 at 9:24am
eep
webcite
webcite on Aug 07 '09 at 9:26am
OMG i just spit my coffee out
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Aug 07 '09 at 9:26am
Two hands!
GreenRabbit
GreenRabbit on Aug 07 '09 at 9:26am
I'm sure the designer knew what he was doing.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 07 '09 at 9:27am
"prestigious california university"
HorsefaceDee
HorsefaceDee on Aug 07 '09 at 9:27am
wow. just wow.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 07 '09 at 9:27am
You could do this exercise with a close male friend for $19.95 cheaper.

And it would only take 2 minutes.
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Aug 07 '09 at 9:28am
SuperRyan on Aug 07 '09 at 9:27am You could do this exercise with a close male friend for $19.95 cheaper.

And it would only take 2 minutes.

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Speak for yourself, marathon man.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 07 '09 at 9:29am
zing!
Jebbie
Jebbie on Aug 07 '09 at 9:30am
i dont know if its in the US but there is an asian store called morning glory


it makes me snicker every time
bcrider
bcrider on Aug 07 '09 at 9:36am
Tonteau on Aug 07 '09 at 9:28am SuperRyan on Aug 07 '09 at 9:27am You could do this exercise with a close male friend for $19.95 cheaper.

And it would only take 2 minutes.

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Speak for yourself, marathon man.


*dies*
kahlean
kahlean on Aug 07 '09 at 9:38am
Is it bad that my boyfriend got me one for Christmas last year?
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Aug 07 '09 at 9:39am
Nice...

Good for building up some endurance for the actual act at least. Unless it's Ryan. Then you'd just need like 30 seconds, apparently.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Aug 07 '09 at 9:42am
ahahaha!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 07 '09 at 9:44am
I always get a stiff jaw when eating popsicles. I wonder if there's a product out there that can help me work out my mandibles.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 07 '09 at 9:44am
:^O

Stop talking about my ejaculatory habits!
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Aug 07 '09 at 9:46am
that ad has aroused my shake.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 07 '09 at 9:47am
lemonlol
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Aug 07 '09 at 9:47am
Ryan:

SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 07 '09 at 9:53am
Me:

Ste7en
   Ste7en on Aug 07 '09 at 9:54am
Only 2 1/2 pounds?! I wonder if there is a black model that is heavier...OMGSTEREOTYPE
kashlen
kashlen on Aug 07 '09 at 1:13pm
that's terrible. hahahaha
againstbound
   againstbound on Aug 07 '09 at 1:16pm
I knew this was about that.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 07 '09 at 1:18pm
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 07 '09 at 1:23pm
Ryan, at least there's no cleanup afterwards for using the shakeweight!

Also, i didn't realize women could be humiliated and not want to go out in public if they didn't have arm muscles like Michelle Obama. Just put a body veil on if you have any fat on your arms, ladies!

This one's just inappropriately named...oh, and ridiculous. If this kind of thing could make your life this horrible, maybe you are just too tender for this world.

mike bautista
mike bautista on Aug 07 '09 at 1:31pm
Whoa at the vid Alvin posted.
I didn't know boobie muscles moved.
Uncle_Max
Uncle_Max on Aug 07 '09 at 1:55pm
hahahaha

"Come on baby, it'll help your muscle tone."
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 07 '09 at 1:57pm
I didn't either, Mike.

I made a blog about it a few months back. I'm still wondering if it would do anything for a guy.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 07 '09 at 2:06pm
Alvin, i'd maybe test it out just to see, but i don't want you continually staring at my toned cleavage if i come to the meetup.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Aug 07 '09 at 2:10pm
I'm actually somewhat interested at that now. If I find a free one, I'll come back to you with results.

I wonder what muscles would be worked if someone used their legs instead.
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Aug 07 '09 at 2:14pm
Groin muscles.
whisper in water
whisper in water on Aug 07 '09 at 2:33pm
LMAO @ "The Tiddy Bear... That's T-I-D-D-Y Bear!"

If they realized that they would have to spell it out, why wouldn't they rename it?!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 07 '09 at 2:42pm
tiddy bear is fantastic
Kerrn
Kerrn on Aug 07 '09 at 2:43pm




-k.
NomadSlim
   NomadSlim on Aug 07 '09 at 2:46pm
The next generation is going to have a spot where you can fill it with water so that it spurts out at you and cools you off when you're done working out.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 07 '09 at 2:46pm
FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 07 '09 at 2:06pm
Alvin, i'd maybe test it out just to see, but i don't want you continually staring at my toned cleavage if i come to the meetup.


That didn't stop me last year.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 07 '09 at 2:50pm
weerd_science
weerd_science on Aug 07 '09 at 2:52pm
thats disturbing.
weerd_science
weerd_science on Aug 07 '09 at 2:52pm
i meant the mouth flex thing.
NomadSlim
   NomadSlim on Aug 07 '09 at 2:55pm
"Can I get a tiddy for my mom? She doesn't have any tiddies."
whisper in water
whisper in water on Aug 07 '09 at 3:21pm
The thing I find most amusing about the first mouth flex thing video is the fact that when the guy is listing what things you can do while it's in your mouth, one of the options is "do email." Why do old people say shit like that?

The second video is just horrifying on every level imaginable.
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iPear on Aug 23 '06 at 1:59pm
I like you with cheese, I like you with eggs, I like you with legs, i like you with feet, I don't like you to eat, I like you to meet. with me on the beach, i would like to reach, out and give you a hug, because you're like a jug, of milk.....because I like milk, to drink, and I like you, to....think, with me, about...things...like you...and me...because...you're....lovely, and sweet, like meat, with sugar, on top......and...don't drop...out of ...high school or college...it will help increase your knowledge.


Larlar on Oct 11 '06 at 10:37am
I only hate when you're trying to unclasp the bra and she takes a knife and stabs you in the gut and starts pulling out your small intestine.


iPear on Oct 18 '06 at 7:57pm
oh, and then there's the assholes that push you forward in line and you end up penetrating the person in front of you, TALK ABOUT AWKWARD!


jackanapes on Jan 23 '07 at 1:46pm
all i know is that people largely are unkempt vultures who frighten small children, make dogs whine, sour milk that passes within a twenty foot radius of them, defecate in urinals, and masturbate in bookstores.


margolove on Aug 31 '07 at 11:34pm
you're all tall glasses of water.

although I think deanna might be a shorter glass of water but she's just as good.


margolove on Oct 14 '07 at 8:17pm
if I had manpockets, deanna, I would totally put you in one of them.

That's not supposed to sound that weird.


margolove on Nov 20 '07 at 4:57pm
deanna's LOLs are like +100 self-esteem points


margolove on Jul 30 '08 at 11:32pm
insecurities are like hobos... just drifting along from one place to another.


iPear on Oct 16 '08 at 7:18pm
I wish I could threaten to physically assault your pain away, and punch you a new smile.

I would take your pain, and give it to myself, and I'd like sit on it, and suffocate it with my ass cheeks.

don't be sad, sadness is a jerk who has never had a girlfriend.


Khol on Mar 10 '09 at 7:58pm
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
Why would they name a condom brand Trojan?
When I think of the word Trojan, I think of the Trojan horse and when I think of the Trojan horse I think of people (sperm) invading a city (ovum) when I really didn't want them too.

Hm?

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Chipmnk on Feb 05 '09 at 12:05am
A comma is the difference between "Alvin humped me" and "Alvin, humped me"

Chipmnk on Feb 05 '09 at 12:05am
There really is no difference between those two. The pause just gives me time to put on the condom.

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Stevethegreat on Nov 23 '07 at 11:07pm
I want to put preschool kayce in deanna's pocket.


it would be like quadruple adorableness.

ofthecoast on Nov 23 '07 at 11:08pm
thats a lot of adorable for one space, steve...

amaliaslash on Nov 23 '07 at 11:08pm
you could make money off of that kind of cute





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