Buy my used tees please.
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BLOGGER-QUOTES THAT MAKE ME VOMIT SUNSHINE:
iPear on Aug 23 '06 at 1:59pm
I like you with cheese, I like you with eggs, I like you with legs, i like you with feet, I don't like you to eat, I like you to meet. with me on the beach, i would like to reach, out and give you a hug, because you're like a jug, of milk.....because I like milk, to drink, and I like you, to....think, with me, about...things...like you...and me...because...you're....lovely, and sweet, like meat, with sugar, on top......and...don't drop...out of ...high school or college...it will help increase your knowledge.
Larlar on Oct 11 '06 at 10:37am
I only hate when you're trying to unclasp the bra and she takes a knife and stabs you in the gut and starts pulling out your small intestine.
iPear on Oct 18 '06 at 7:57pm
oh, and then there's the assholes that push you forward in line and you end up penetrating the person in front of you, TALK ABOUT AWKWARD!
jackanapes on Jan 23 '07 at 1:46pm
all i know is that people largely are unkempt vultures who frighten small children, make dogs whine, sour milk that passes within a twenty foot radius of them, defecate in urinals, and masturbate in bookstores.
margolove on Aug 31 '07 at 11:34pm
you're all tall glasses of water.
although I think deanna might be a shorter glass of water but she's just as good.
margolove on Oct 14 '07 at 8:17pm
if I had manpockets, deanna, I would totally put you in one of them.
That's not supposed to sound that weird.
margolove on Nov 20 '07 at 4:57pm
deanna's LOLs are like +100 self-esteem points
margolove on Jul 30 '08 at 11:32pm
insecurities are like hobos... just drifting along from one place to another.
iPear on Oct 16 '08 at 7:18pm
I wish I could threaten to physically assault your pain away, and punch you a new smile.
I would take your pain, and give it to myself, and I'd like sit on it, and suffocate it with my ass cheeks.
don't be sad, sadness is a jerk who has never had a girlfriend.
Khol on Mar 10 '09 at 7:58pm
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
Why would they name a condom brand Trojan?
When I think of the word Trojan, I think of the Trojan horse and when I think of the Trojan horse I think of people (sperm) invading a city (ovum) when I really didn't want them too.
Hm?
Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 05 '10 at 11:07pm
I am so happy that my boner has a smile and my smile has a boner.
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Chipmnk on Feb 05 '09 at 12:05am
A comma is the difference between "Alvin humped me" and "Alvin, humped me"
Chipmnk on Feb 05 '09 at 12:05am
There really is no difference between those two. The pause just gives me time to put on the condom.
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Stevethegreat on Nov 23 '07 at 11:07pm
I want to put preschool kayce in deanna's pocket.
it would be like quadruple adorableness.
ofthecoast on Nov 23 '07 at 11:08pm
thats a lot of adorable for one space, steve...
amaliaslash on Nov 23 '07 at 11:08pm
you could make money off of that kind of cute
As a child, I had mood swings. THANKS, KEVIN!
And yeah, that's me, too.
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