Run run run as fast as you can, I've got a knife!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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SPAM: We fill your box.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Animators: We like the way you move.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Don't be fooled, your mom doesn't really think you're cool.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Clowns are just low class mimes.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Whoever gets the car in Monopoly has already won.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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It's hard to say no when you're mute and in a neck brace!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Babies are jerks.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Prancing saves LIVES
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Tofu is for quitters.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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FAA Certified ROFLCOPTER Pilot
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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The 11th Commandment was going to be "Try not to be such a jerk."
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Don't look at my crotch.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Do imbeciles dream of moronic sheep?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I apologize for the stupid things I'm about to say.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'll try not to spray crumbs at you when I talk.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Ask me about my abnormal growth.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Seriously, I'm kidding.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Grammar am four suckers!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Remember when people didn't suck so much?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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