Dan Bialek (awesome and all the way from LA) and Dan Telfer (awesome local Chicago comic) set up an awesome idea for a show at the Threadless store and no one shows up. I knew when I had to hear from pals about it that it was super under-promoted. Buuuut, was it ever mentioned by staff on the blogs? I tried to search it up and found nothing. When I heard of it I thought it'd be a great idea to do semi-regular and it has the space...what happened?

http://www.mariabamford.com/shirt_poll.shtml

prolly mentioned, don't care.

Dear internet,
stop colliding.

This is gonna be my first kid's tee! I'm not sure any of the ones I've seen for them have been so important and nice to put on a special lil' kid.

poo jokes + artistry + kids= forever.

Well it's still over a month away but goddamn am I excited.

http://www.pitchforkmusicfestival.com/

I'm absolutely sure some Threadless staff will be there, accounting on how so HIP they obviously MUST BE. I'm not saying I'll give you free LSD or anything, but would you like a perfectly innocent PEZ cube?

Uh anyways! Aesop Rock and Mr. Lif on stage together, right? Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, and Aziz Ansari in the opening night party may possibly be best, huh? Boy will it feel great to be another faceless face in another Threadless tee among all of the other make-believe hipsters, right? Anyone else going?

Two "you'd buy it" e-mails and a reprint I've been lusting for for what seems like many of my own generations (who i am). I've been really disappointed with Threadless for three weeks, and yes I keep track of every week I don't want a shirt, so please humor a blog actually about shirts. Now I'm gonna be poor, who wants STP I want to give them even more randomly today. let's say third person to give their link.