You love someone else.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Love should be like Cup Noodle. Instant.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Love should be like Polaroids. Instant.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I see the world in negatives. Literally.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I see the world in negatives.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I see the world in grayscales.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Mommy, Santa rides unicorns doesn't he?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus... but I stopped watching
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Dear mom.
This year, I better get a pony for Christmas.
Thanks.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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and then the kettle whistled.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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THIS T-SHIRT IS DIFFERENT
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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For Christmas, I want a flying unicorn.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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For Christmas, I want a unicorn!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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For Christmas, I want a Pony.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This poems dumb.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Have a tee
that includes a Ti-83
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Have a tea
with a Ti-83
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Be nerdy with a Ti-83.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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and then the doorbell rang.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I wish you still loved me.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Dear Brain, please think up something witty. Thanks.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Wait. So Zebras are not walking pianos?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I wish I could use the Zebra as a Piano.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Be hardcore with a TI-84
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I cut a mean rug, litteraly
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I love Pi
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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Can Giraffes talk?
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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Pickles are carnivors too!
of 82 votes, 20% like it
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Giraffes love hotdogs and pickles
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Unicorns are the new Dinosaurs
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Now, to catch the unicorn...
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Unicorns heart Lollypops
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Mars is the new Earth
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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A little birdie told me
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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A dalmation is a dog with chicken pox
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Muffins are the joy of life
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Vegetarians eat gingerbread people
of 63 votes, 35% like it
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Penguins always wear tuxedos
of 65 votes, 40% like it
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Cats are natures acrobats
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Jelly flavored jelly beans
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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Unicorns like to steal socks
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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Butterflys are made from butter and flys
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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Im a shirt, hear me ROAR!
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Unicorns are deformed ponies with beards
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Canibal Carrot
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Zebras are horses with paint and brushes
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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Bears hunt primarily for beer
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Whales eat the ocean
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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Unicorns hide in your closet
of 78 votes, 36% like it
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Unicorns make rainbows
of 80 votes, 23% like it
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Hows do cows make chocolate milk?
of 88 votes, 18% like it
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Clouds are sheep that went to heaven
of 60 votes, 42% like it
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When will cereal give out ponies?
of 82 votes, 37% like it
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Darn you! Darn you to Heck!
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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