If walls could talk, they could probably walk the walk too.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Aerophobics are all in the same boat.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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If you have a fear of flying, we're in the same boat.
of 73 votes, 32% like it
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Things I Hate: 1.) Lists 3.) Math
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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I will consider talking to strangers with piñata.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Don't talk to strangers. But you may take the candy
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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What is Deja vu? (on front and back)
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Realists think the glass has water.
of 55 votes, 40% like it
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If you're apathetic, don't raise your hand.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Imagination is too good to be true.
of 70 votes, 31% like it
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If you're apathetic, raise your hand.
of 71 votes, 30% like it
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A realist sees the glass with water.
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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Procrastinators All Agree: Tomorrow Never Dies
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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Imagination: Too Good to be True
of 82 votes, 41% like it
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I had amnesia?
of 72 votes, 32% like it
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Ask Me About Ignoring Questions
of 74 votes, 35% like it
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Exercising my rights helps me stay in shape.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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Earth: Miss Universe Pageant Winner Since 1952
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Your grammar suck!
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Using double negatives is not bad.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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I'm so Hungary, I could eat Turkey.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Accuracy is Exactly Cool
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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Using correct grammar are important.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Sometimes I make sense, sometimes I do.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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Double negatives are not bad.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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I will never make promises again, I promise!
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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I am the stranger that your parents warned you about.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Man shall not live by bread alone, but by butter too.
of 65 votes, 37% like it
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I'm so hungry, I could eat my words.
of 69 votes, 41% like it
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I'm so hungry, I could eat my own words.
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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Stop Spam, Read Shirts
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Sliced Bread: The Greatest Thing Since 1928
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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My imaginary friend is a Psychiatrist.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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The UN has superpowers.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Believe me I'm unbelievable
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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Which came first, the chicken or the aardvark?
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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I tweet, therefore I am in.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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I find it hard to find something hard to find.
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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Pterodactyl: The Silent P is for Popular
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I Was Younger
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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My New Year's Resolution is 240x320
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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It's having butterflies in my stomach that makes me nervous.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I will no more procrastinate starting tomorrow.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Amnesia: When a Train of Thought Got Derailed
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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People like me don't stereotype.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Insomniacs dream of sleeping.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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What is Deja Vu? (printed on front and back)
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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This is where the heart really is. (printed on chest)
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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X (dig here)
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I came, I saw, I retweet.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I'm just curious about what the cat was curious about
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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The skeletons in my closet are just afraid of sticks and stones.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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I can talk the talk while I walk the walk with a walkie-talkie.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Reincarnation: Because At First We May Not Succeed
of 40 votes, 55% like it
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Thinking outside the box is hard when you're trapped inside.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Chest is where the heart really is.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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My Telekinetic Power Turned Your Eyes Here
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Edward always runs with scissors.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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Make Peace, Thumb War!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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There is nothing to fear but phobophobia.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Immaturity never gets old.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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An orange a day keeps the poet away.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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My superpowers predicted you would read this.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Don't talk to strangers. But you may take the candy.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Break a leg. Good luck
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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In case of vampires, wear a neck brace.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Pterodactyl: The Silent P is for Nothing
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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People my age don't stereotype.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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So this is what a parallel universe looks like
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Simon says, don't listen.
of 36 votes, 53% like it
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Thanks to life, I now have a lemon fruit business.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I got my back.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Mimes are the Leading Cause of Awkward Silence
of 35 votes, 57% like it
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Verbs!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Behind every successful man is his back.
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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Anti-social Climber
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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At least I matter to Science.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Radiculous
of 13 votes, 69% like it
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What's amnesia again?
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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I will eat my words if I find them in my Alphabet Soup.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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A tweet is worth a thousand words.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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The light at the end of the tunnel is from a train of thought.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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I will never make promises again, promise!
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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I can predict the future. I just can't predict it right.
of 42 votes, 55% like it
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I'm tired of multiple choice questions. How about you? a)Yes b)No
of 43 votes, 65% like it
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Milk, the alcohol for kids.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat. Taxidermy brought it back.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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My Psychic Powers predicted you would read this.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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I'll eat my words as soon as I find them in my Alphabet Soup.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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Actually, the way to a man's heart is through his heart.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I have Psychic Powers and I predicted you would read this.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Social Networking Site Climber
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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My Imaginary Friend is the Only One Who Doesn't Think I'm Crazy
of 39 votes, 59% like it
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I Think My Imaginary Friend is Going Crazy
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Having butterflies in my stomach makes me nervous
of 36 votes, 50% like it
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I'm not a Vegetarian. I'm a Herbivore.
of 29 votes, 55% like it
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I think, therefore I am uncertain.
of 29 votes, 62% like it
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Nerds Agree: Pi is a Piece of Cake
of 35 votes, 71% like it
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I hate multiple choice questions. How about you? A.) Yes B.) No
of 29 votes, 62% like it
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I Think I'm Speculative
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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Everyone Needs a Personal Slogan
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Behind every successful man is a beard.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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Uranus: The Funniest Planet
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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Antarctica: The Coolest Continent
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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A piece of my mind is worth two cents.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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The butterflies in my stomach make me nervous.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Waste Time Wisely
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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Putting money where the mouth is is unsanitary.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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Head over heels is an amazing feat.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Revenge is a dish best served sweet.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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My mind always goes _____.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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Magic: The Amazing Way of Fooling People
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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Politicians like to join parties.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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I Hate Hyperboles to Death
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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Banana Republic is the Monkey Business Capital of the World
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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What is your wish besides world peace?
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Procrastinators Agree: Tomorrow Never Dies
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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Mummies: The Anti-Social Zombies
of 43 votes, 56% like it
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Milky Way: The Most Delicious Galaxy
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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(on back) I didn't mean to turn my back on you.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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If you have money, raise your hands. This is a holdup!
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Verbs speak louder than adjectives.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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I can't remember how to draw a blank.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
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I hate typographical erorrs.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I really really hate repetitions
of 6 votes, 83% like it
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I have my space on Facebook.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I really really hate repetition.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
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Paper is dead and scissor killed it.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I hate redundant and repetitive people.
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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If I were a triangle, I'd be acute triangle.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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Heaven is just a breath away.
of 7 votes, 71% like it
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I think, therefore I am not sure.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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Beavers are so dam good.
of 17 votes, 88% like it
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Beavers are so dam great.
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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An expert opinion is still an opinion.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Nobody's perfec.
of 47 votes, 49% like it
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My room for improvement is under heavy construction.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Kung Fu: Defying Physics Since the 1970s
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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The best things in life are free. Or cheap. Or expensive.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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Nothing can ever stop time except for timers.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Unless World War III Will be Fought by Thumbs, I'd Join the Army
of 7 votes, 71% like it
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The best things in life are free. Or shareware. Or proprietary.
of 35 votes, 54% like it
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Caution: Be Cautious
of 31 votes, 61% like it
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Ignorance is Bliss?
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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Shadows: Our Nation's Number One Stalker
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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Drop Physics. Study Kung Fu.
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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You, too, shall pass by.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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In Mom I Trust
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Photographers love to capture moments
of 19 votes, 74% like it
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If I were a triangle, I'd be acute one.
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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I like to think outside Pandora's box.
of 36 votes, 67% like it
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Yahoo for Google!
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Shadows: The Original Stalkers
of 32 votes, 63% like it
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Pirates always keep an eye out.
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Don't Talk When Your Mouth is Fool
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Tetris made me a good construction worker.
of 44 votes, 45% like it
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Opportunity knocked me out once.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
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Confusionism: My Way of Life
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Death scares me to death.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Arsonists Like to Play with Fire
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Eventually, I became odd.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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Evidently, I'm not a good ninja.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Typographers like to build up characters.
of 12 votes, 83% like it
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Believe me, I'm unbelievable.
of 49 votes, 76% like it
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Strike while the Fe is hot.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Every shirt needs iron.
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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Time is Au.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Seriously, where's Waldo?
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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I'm followed by @stalker.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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In the land of the blind, the pirate is king.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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In the land of the blind, a pirate is the king.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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I judge a book by its owner.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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Insomnia: The Chronic Inability to Zzz
of 19 votes, 63% like it
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Shh is golden.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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If I Were You, I Would Read Something Else
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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I'm either redundant or repetitive.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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I'm neither redundant nor repetitive.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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If all roads lead to Rome, I'd rather stay at home.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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followed by @stalker
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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See You Later, Procrastinator.
of 7 votes, 57% like it
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A nightmare a day keeps the doctor awake.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
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This is a reading comprehension exercise.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Please inform me before reading this.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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Apathy: The Number One Cause of Procrastination
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Turtles: The Original Transformers
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Robots are man's future best friend.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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(on back) Thanks for watching my back.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
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I'm an Esc artist.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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Even the FBI couldn't find Waldo.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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Orange is not a primary color. It's a fruit.
of 36 votes, 64% like it
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Dragons are not real according to my unicorn.
of 51 votes, 59% like it
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The Milky Way sounds very delicious.
of 48 votes, 46% like it
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Banana Republic: Where Monkey Business Rules
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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Spacebar: Where Aliens Party
of 39 votes, 72% like it
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F1 can be so helpful.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Typographers love to build up characters.
of 46 votes, 67% like it
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Questions which expect no answer are rhetorical questions. Right?
of 44 votes, 68% like it
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Typographers build up characters.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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My favorite color is transparent.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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I'm the most humble person in the world.
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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A walk in the park is quite boring without a piece of cake.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
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eartH = Heart
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Questions that expect no answer are rhetorical questions. Right?
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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Tetris made me a very good construction worker.
of 47 votes, 72% like it
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Only adjectives can describe everything.
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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New York is the biggest apple in the world.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Head over heels is quite an amazing feat.
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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Verbs get tired too.
of 49 votes, 67% like it
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I wonder who wears the asteroid belt.
of 42 votes, 67% like it
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A picture is worth a thousand words or approximately 5000 letters
of 40 votes, 58% like it
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The only one who doesn't believe I'm crazy is my imaginary friend
of 51 votes, 71% like it
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Hi, I'm Brutal, and you are?
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Earth: Winner of Miss Universe Pageant Since 1952
of 42 votes, 48% like it
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Never shake hands with Edward Scissorhands.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
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Before a pillow fight, I stuff my pillow with stones.
of 59 votes, 61% like it
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Year 2000: End of the World (glad we missed it)
of 36 votes, 50% like it
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Besides my mom, I fear no one.
of 61 votes, 49% like it
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Advertisement: The legal way of fooling people.
of 48 votes, 60% like it
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The gov't hides aliens from us, because they're here to help us.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Quit smoking. Or else, die coughing.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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The mere fact that you can see me proves that ghosts are real.
of 51 votes, 63% like it
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Orange is not a primary color. It is a fruit.
of 51 votes, 65% like it
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Mixed emotions are very hard to manage.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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I was a spelling bee champeon.
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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