Stewart-Colbert '08
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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A case of the weekdays
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I don't want to stop and chat
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Quick! To the crime lab!
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Challenge me to a dance off
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Once you stop, you can't pop
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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HULK SIT QUIETLY
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Key Witness
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Wit happens
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Piggyback Ride Taxi Company
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Centre of the universe
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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C is for Dyslexic
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt's only skin deep
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I bought this lousy t-shirt and all I got was a holiday to Brazil
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Official zombie beautician
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Inside me there's a skeleton waiting to burst out
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Hip Hop Rock Don't Stop
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Rule 1: You do not talk about Mime Club
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Nudist in training
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Guaranteed 100% Grizzly-proof
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Tooth Fairies love candy!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I welcome our oppressive alien overlords
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Batter Up
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Who could say no to zombies?
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Irony Magnet
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Your princess is in another castle
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I also feel the cosmos
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Three's Company, Four's A Celebration
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I hit 88
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Naptime is our right
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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The wait negates the hate
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I roll with cookie dough
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I got my peeps
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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You should see what's under this
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Lactose Impertinent
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I save my files to 3.5 inch floppies
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Open for business
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Keep Mordor tidy
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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My other jetpack is also from the future
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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In Soviet Russia, fridge opens you!
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I go shark-punching at weekends.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Fourteen of my cats would adore you.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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8-Track is coming back.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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I don't know what this says.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Why yes, I am Gary Coleman.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Tell me about your interests
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Unnecessary usage of ninjas!
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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What are you talking about, Willis?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Time Traveller's Convention 2317
of 66 votes, 44% like it
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My other invention is a flux capacitor.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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I don't know Kung Fu.
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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That isn't why I hate you.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I bump and grind like tectonic plates.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Keep it to yourself, buddy.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I drive at eighty-eight miles per hour.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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