I like to tell myself my designs get denied cause I accidentally put over 8 colors on it.

Makes me feel better. :D


I live in a small town in the bible belt.
I don't have a preference between coffee or tea, but my favorite beverage is the two mixed in certain ways. I can look terrifying with an exposed forehead and no glasses on. If you ask me, I might bake brownies for you. I'm a professional monopoly athlete and am in talks to be sponsored by a cosmetics company on the grounds that I could look like Jodie Foster if I were dressed as a woman. I have a comedy career, and by that I mean I've bombed performing monologues in dance studios to an audience of little girls.