All we need is some ice cream and a hug
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Work harder, Friday night is almost here.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Life's not about finding yourself. Life's about creating yourself
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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We live in perverted times, my friend.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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You can't leave where you are til you know where you'd rather be.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Fish Cough
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Make cyber love, not blog wars!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Everywhere I go, there I am.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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I like my coffee black just like my metal.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Life is too short to be unhappy!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Julius Caesar was a whore.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Keep moving, nothing to see here.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Be nice to dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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The good life don't come easy.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I'm huge in Japan!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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If looks could kill, my profession would be staring.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Hey, your karma just ran over my dogma.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Flush twice, it's a long way to Washington.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Save water, shower with a friend!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I am a Disney princess. Thanks for asking.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Guns don't kill, people do... but I think the gun helps.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Cake... or death?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I can't feel my soul.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Does this shirt make me look straight?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Can you balance my equation?
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Go write a blog about it.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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<3.14159265358979323846...
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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<3.14
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Someone is thinking about sex. Ok... it's me.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Been there, rocked that.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Regret nothing. Deny everything.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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You come over to the dark side this instant young man.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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They don't know that we know they know we know.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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I Give Free High Fives!
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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