I like what your wearing
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You think you can take me on... bring it
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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This is mine, it's all mine.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Only I can start this engine
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your gona love this baby
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Me Steak!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I wrote something down earlier I just can't remember where
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If space was not filled with black, what color would it be?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Dear reader, if your reading this you will find no answer here.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Want to party with me
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm saving oil so that's why I'm greasy. I'm doing you a favor.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I always like a good read
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I beat the boss level
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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OK, I admit it. I'm too sexy for my shirt.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'll do my best to serve you my lord
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My eye can take great quality photos if it had digital zoom
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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What you have is more than others, could ever wish for.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Take what you see around you for granted
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Can I get a cup of love
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My IQ is bigger than yours
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This tee-shirt is the only thing I had to wear
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm on the highway to heaven
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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You look so tasty, I want to make you nice and warm.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Can I have your attention
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Add me to your wishlist
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My heart is yours if you want it
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Currently playing. Want to join me?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I don't hate you I don't particularly like you but I do envy you.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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To do list!
1. Go 2 Drycleaners to remove text from tee-shirt.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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What should i put here?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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It's a 11pm and the sun is still up. Whats up with that?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Submit your slogan here....
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Just believe in yourself and everything will fall into place.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Money should not exist
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Every 4 generations, 1/3 is a clone lookalike 2 our ancestors
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Our darkest secrets can also be a useful tool
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My WinZip won't zip me up. Error: too large!!!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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R U Looking at me?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Tweet me @ whatwasmyusernameagain
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Want to see me lightsaber?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Place you hand here
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Can i have your number? 2Delta
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Enough with the bees at the world cup matches!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I just got a taste of ... cake
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm going to call the cops on you. You're are to distracting.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You're hot :)
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Join my new empire
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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How you doing?
Fine!
What?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Peeeeeeaaaaaannnnnuuuuuuttttttssssss. Give me peanuts... NOW!!!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Fly me to the moon and let me be among the stars!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm loving my day off
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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