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GreenEggs
aka Maxwell is a 18.87 year old boy, has been a member since June 3, 2005, has scored 1888 submissions, giving an average score of 3.08.
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Gatorade is the new sweat.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Save a tree. Eat a vegetarian.
of 79 votes, 34% like it
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Procrastination Forever.
of 69 votes, 39% like it
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Dogs Can't Believe It's Not Homework!
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Prostitution- Do it for the economy.
of 140 votes, 29% like it
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Price of Rehab... My Anti-Drug
of 164 votes, 22% like it
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Geico Ate My Mom. The Good News Is...
of 151 votes, 18% like it
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Save A Tree. Kill A Copy Machine.
of 133 votes, 33% like it
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Paper... It's What's for Dinner!
of 135 votes, 19% like it
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Part of a Nutritious Breakfast
of 112 votes, 18% like it
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Sucking it in.
of 162 votes, 21% like it
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Leftovers... It's What's for Dinner!
of 134 votes, 24% like it
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Happy Un-Birthday!
of 146 votes, 21% like it
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Oprah
of 139 votes, 31% like it
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So Are Cannibals *Human*itarians?
of 156 votes, 23% like it
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Wanna Buy Some POGS?
of 236 votes, 22% like it
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Blood Donor...Not that I'm bragging...
of 133 votes, 28% like it
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You should see me with pants on.
of 211 votes, 22% like it
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Where's *Your* Bomb Shelter?
of 151 votes, 21% like it
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Anyone Notice Celebrities Suck at Poker?
of 105 votes, 16% like it
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Pardon Our Appearance
of 148 votes, 22% like it
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Atheism... Just because.
of 118 votes, 20% like it
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Polygamy... Why not?
of 105 votes, 16% like it
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Polygamy Saved My Home Life
of 162 votes, 16% like it
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What Would Ghandi Do?
of 197 votes, 23% like it
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What Would Buddah Do?
of 154 votes, 32% like it
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Let Trees Vote!
of 176 votes, 24% like it
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Insert Heartless Corporation Here
of 198 votes, 24% like it
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Fortune Cookies Lie
of 225 votes, 44% like it
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Water & Celery: Breakfast of Models
of 113 votes, 19% like it
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Real Men Don't Say They're Real Men
of 133 votes, 28% like it
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Gieco just shot my cat. The good news is
of 94 votes, 12% like it
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I can't afford to be eccentric.
of 110 votes, 25% like it
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I Got This Joke From a Movie
of 135 votes, 16% like it
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The horse has *been* dead.
of 121 votes, 12% like it
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Naked Muskrat: The Other White Meat
of 141 votes, 14% like it
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Your Train of Thought is a Pushcart
of 83 votes, 23% like it
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Waldo's in the Trunk
of 166 votes, 31% like it
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Are those numchucks in your pocket or...
of 145 votes, 12% like it
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I Only Wear This for Special Occasions.
of 97 votes, 30% like it
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TV Was Cool. Then Reality Came Along.
of 96 votes, 30% like it
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If I lose weight, this shirt won't fit.
of 144 votes, 23% like it
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Everything's Better in 3-D
of 165 votes, 22% like it
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Some of My Best Friends Are Invisible
of 103 votes, 32% like it
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I Always Check "Maybe"
of 124 votes, 27% like it
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Love Potion #10
of 150 votes, 14% like it
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Marry Me... I Would
of 131 votes, 21% like it
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Stop Global Warming... Don't Exhale
of 150 votes, 37% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Apocalypse Yesterday!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Contemplating Immortality
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Getcher Own Revolution!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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God sez: Eatcher Holy-O's!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Heil Pope Benedict!
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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I Don't Do Trivia
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Heart Bling
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Live in the rennasiance
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'm God's Little-Known Bastard Child
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Kick Me, I'm Italian
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Last Revised November 15, 1782
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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Make Dinner, Not Bombs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Make Guns, Not Nukes
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Martha Should've been hanged...
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My Blog Can Beat Up YOur Blog
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Of Course I Love Holy War!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Once You Go Godspell, You Never Go Back
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Polygamy Saved My Lives
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Rape. Kill. Plunder... Enjoy.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Say 'No' to Bugs.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Thanks to Polygamy, I'm Always Busy
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The Way of the Microwave
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Vote for Whomever
of 128 votes, 14% like it
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What Came First? The Chicken or the BBQ?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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What does a yellow light mean again?
of 128 votes, 20% like it
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What would Eve do?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Yea, but we're run out of Bermuda...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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[hand gestures] Italian for "Hi
of 124 votes, 13% like it
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[various hand gestures] Italian for &quo
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/128130/GreenEggs
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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