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Jebbie aka jebbie mcjebberson aka jebbit the moustach'd rabbi is a 21.92 year old girl, has been a member since June 1, 2005, has scored 2654 submissions, giving an average score of 2.60.
  Dec 19 '09 by Jebbie        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
please let me know if you likfe me

i would be happier i n life if i knew

also please not be gay
i might cry
xoxooxoxooxoxox
  Dec 17 '09 by Jebbie        42 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
i think today is winning
  Dec 16 '09 by Jebbie        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
sometimes certain songs take you back to a specific moment in your life, or even a certain time

this is one of those songs for me


  Dec 15 '09 by Jebbie        18 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
it is really really actually for real going to be dyed

i decided i am growing it long. so i will just get it trimmed but i need to dye it.

i was thinking of going a dark burgundy (as it is dark atm) like this...





or just making it lighter (and killing my hair) and going blonde and/or a light red//orange colour.

or something else.

(tbh nothing has changed since this blog )
  Dec 15 '09 by Jebbie        53 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
It is exactly one month til my 22nd birthday.

I just thought that you all would want to know.

Considering you are planning on sending me all those birthday gifts and everything.

Love,
Jebbie
xoxo
  Dec 13 '09 by Jebbie        30 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
i will be twenty-two in january.

22.

two-two.

tutu.





this is special.

i was thinking of having like a double party or some shit. like double shots, double something else. i unno just two of everything. but there isn't that much that i can do.

thoughts?

ps yeah i know i'm lame ;-;
  Dec 13 '09 by Jebbie        63 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
i have long despised you. i have ridiculed others for drinking your beverages, singing your praises, and for even working at your stores.

i have, in the past, looked down my nose at people who consume your products and have vowed never to actively seek your drinks.

i think i even cried in hong kong and japan when i found your stores. i hated myself for ordering there but did so as i understood your products much easier than other non-western stores.

and now i am addicted. so i apologise.

please never fully leave australia. it is distressing enough that there are only a few stores in sydney, all of which in the cbd.

please fight back. gloria's has nothing on you.

love,
jebbie
  Dec 08 '09 by Jebbie        82 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
so i'm new to my office, i've been working part-time for two months and this is my second week full-time.

it's our christmas lunch this friday...

would you give presents?





i really don't know if they are the present-giving type. i don't really want to turn up with presents (even if they are just small-it's-actually-just-a-token kind of present) if no one else is, and i don't really want to turn up with nothing if everyone else does.

what would you guys do?




  Dec 08 '09 by Jebbie        29 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
If you want in post in this blog.

We'll be lunching at 1ish (1.30?) at Rock'n Burger near//at MCA in Circular Quay.

At least I'll be there then, so look for the sumo in office attire ;)
  Dec 06 '09 by Jebbie        41 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
are underrated.

i haven't had any by themselves (without peanut butter or dip) for forever.

apart from right now at work.


they are yummax
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Flying Mouse 365 on Jul 22 '09 at 11:20pm
You are overrated, Jebbie.

mooseinmyshoe on Dec 15 '09 at 7:22pm Jebbie hates happiness.

I heard her say it once.

jenraskopf on Sep 17 '09 at 10:09pm
If I traveled to Australia to confront my fear of everything that kills you (where better to confront such a fear?) I imagine Jebbie would lead me around with a machete in her hand saying adorable quirky things the whole time.



travis76 on Aug 28 '09 at 7:00pm
:) jebbie
she gets it.


iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:57pm
Jebbie, your spirit animal would probably be an Otter. Why? Well, because Otters can break clams and bricks and woods on their chest, who wouldn't want to be an otter with iron boobies? You swim around in the water, throwing up gang signs because the seagulls know that they best not ocme around your territory or you'll fucking punch them so hard that they'll never be able to have an orgasm, ever. All the humans would be like "look at that otter, breaking shit with it's chest, I jsut want to pet it" and they'd forget you're a wild animal, so when they bend down to pet you, you'd gnaw their finger off, and then spit it back at them, therein blinding them and making them bleed so your homey the shark can come out of nowhere and eat the crap out of him. You're such a good friend, helping out your homey the shark.


applesforjonah on Oct 07 '09 at 8:00am
ohayo gozaimasu, yoroshiku Jebbie, I would rike to kalate you now.


randyotter3000 on Sep 04 '09 at 9:31pm
This is how you always get me with that sad face, but then I will be nice and you will pull my balls off like some kind of jebchild with an otterbug


jillustration on Sep 03 '09 at 9:22am
Jebbie can I come to your house and we'll make fishsticks, macn cheese and brownies, and we'll watch little mermaid and sleeping beauty and play my little ponies?


just 70mph (2:49:22 AM): 'twas the night before tomorrow and all through the housebbie not a creature was stirring except for a jebbie


Twiggyhall on Dec 01 '09 at 12:07pm
Jebbie writes a lot of blogs about her hair-dos and boys not wanting to date her (even though she's awesome on many levels, imo)


PuppetMeat on Dec 01 '09 at 6:16pm A poem on dating (jebbie):


You have to be nice, but not straight laced.
Too much sweetness and she'll kick you in the face.
You gotta look good, but no mountain of muscle.
Not because you're too strong, cause she ain't afraid to tussle.

She's got likings and she's got wants.
She seems to type in a lot of different fonts.
Buy her nice things and treat her kindly.
Treat her like garbage and she'll kill you blindly.

Her name is Jebbie, she lives in Australia.
She likes and enjoys pretty regalia.
Many guys want to date her and be her dude.
But it's never gonna happen if you've got the wrong 'tude.


SuperRyan on Aug 17 '09 at 9:03am
Jebbie is a gay guy


applesforjonah on Sep 30 '09 at 7:31am
Jebbiehood, the joy cupid, blinging raughter and ror's, one allow at a time.


sonmi on Nov 19 '09 at 3:46pm
jebz you are famous in my e-heart


robroy05 on Aug 05 '09 at 6:43am
Chejebb, leader of the Jebbevolution

robroy05 on Aug 11 '09 at 8:03pm
And it makes me laugh that Jebbies busts balls on EVERY site she visits


Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:06am
ahah, i've never tought i would speak and begin a story one day with a magnificent...

...otter! :)

jebbie: nice to meet you, surrealistic little joyful fairy :)


Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:59am
@jebbie: indeed, i have the beautiful eyes of my mother, and the irresistible charm of my father, but the rest is all yours :)





I have my own awesome blog thanks to andyg!!


And awesome quotes from it...


fatheed on Sep 16 '09 at 10:26pm
If jebbie was invisible for a day, she'd be like "what the hell should I do with my hair?"


iPear
iPear on Sep 16 '09 at 10:31pm
if Jebbie was a walking stereotype, she would be the stereotype that all Jebbie's are amazing, and she would totally reinforce this stereotype by being amazing all the time.