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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Flying Mouse 365 on Jul 22 '09 at 11:20pm
You are overrated, Jebbie. jenraskopf on Sep 17 '09 at 10:09pm If I traveled to Australia to confront my fear of everything that kills you (where better to confront such a fear?) I imagine Jebbie would lead me around with a machete in her hand saying adorable quirky things the whole time. travis76 on Aug 28 '09 at 7:00pm :) jebbie she gets it. iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:57pm Jebbie, your spirit animal would probably be an Otter. Why? Well, because Otters can break clams and bricks and woods on their chest, who wouldn't want to be an otter with iron boobies? You swim around in the water, throwing up gang signs because the seagulls know that they best not ocme around your territory or you'll fucking punch them so hard that they'll never be able to have an orgasm, ever. All the humans would be like "look at that otter, breaking shit with it's chest, I jsut want to pet it" and they'd forget you're a wild animal, so when they bend down to pet you, you'd gnaw their finger off, and then spit it back at them, therein blinding them and making them bleed so your homey the shark can come out of nowhere and eat the crap out of him. You're such a good friend, helping out your homey the shark. applesforjonah on Oct 07 '09 at 8:00am ohayo gozaimasu, yoroshiku Jebbie, I would rike to kalate you now. randyotter3000 on Sep 04 '09 at 9:31pm This is how you always get me with that sad face, but then I will be nice and you will pull my balls off like some kind of jebchild with an otterbug jillustration on Sep 03 '09 at 9:22am Jebbie can I come to your house and we'll make fishsticks, macn cheese and brownies, and we'll watch little mermaid and sleeping beauty and play my little ponies? just 70mph (2:49:22 AM): 'twas the night before tomorrow and all through the housebbie not a creature was stirring except for a jebbie Twiggyhall on Dec 01 '09 at 12:07pm Jebbie writes a lot of blogs about her hair-dos and boys not wanting to date her (even though she's awesome on many levels, imo) PuppetMeat on Dec 01 '09 at 6:16pm A poem on dating (jebbie): You have to be nice, but not straight laced. Too much sweetness and she'll kick you in the face. You gotta look good, but no mountain of muscle. Not because you're too strong, cause she ain't afraid to tussle. She's got likings and she's got wants. She seems to type in a lot of different fonts. Buy her nice things and treat her kindly. Treat her like garbage and she'll kill you blindly. Her name is Jebbie, she lives in Australia. She likes and enjoys pretty regalia. Many guys want to date her and be her dude. But it's never gonna happen if you've got the wrong 'tude. SuperRyan on Aug 17 '09 at 9:03am Jebbie is a gay guy applesforjonah on Sep 30 '09 at 7:31am Jebbiehood, the joy cupid, blinging raughter and ror's, one allow at a time. sonmi on Nov 19 '09 at 3:46pm jebz you are famous in my e-heart robroy05 on Aug 05 '09 at 6:43am Chejebb, leader of the Jebbevolution robroy05 on Aug 11 '09 at 8:03pm And it makes me laugh that Jebbies busts balls on EVERY site she visits Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:06am ahah, i've never tought i would speak and begin a story one day with a magnificent... ...otter! :) jebbie: nice to meet you, surrealistic little joyful fairy :) Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:59am @jebbie: indeed, i have the beautiful eyes of my mother, and the irresistible charm of my father, but the rest is all yours :) I have my own awesome blog thanks to andyg!! And awesome quotes from it... fatheed on Sep 16 '09 at 10:26pm If jebbie was invisible for a day, she'd be like "what the hell should I do with my hair?" iPear iPear on Sep 16 '09 at 10:31pm if Jebbie was a walking stereotype, she would be the stereotype that all Jebbie's are amazing, and she would totally reinforce this stereotype by being amazing all the time. |
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