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Jebbie
Jebbie aka jebbie mcjebberson aka jebbit the moustach'd rabbi is a 21.89 year old girl, has been a member since June 1, 2005, has scored 2654 submissions, giving an average score of 2.60.
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  Oct 19 '09 by Jebbie        168 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Words I like American's Saying
Mall
Laugh
Mom
Coffee
Mirror
Super Bowl
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kcollantes
kcollantes on Oct 19 '09 at 2:15am
remember when I kept forcing you to say "Suck it, Trebek" in the chatrooms?
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 2:15am
Haha yes
kcollantes
kcollantes on Oct 19 '09 at 2:16am
I wanna hear you say itt!!!!
Dr MonA
Dr MonA on Oct 19 '09 at 2:17am
So why do you like those words so much?
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 2:17am
I like them
Dr MonA
Dr MonA on Oct 19 '09 at 2:24am
Would you like them over there?
Would you like them on a chair?
Would you like them sung by Cher?
Would you like them with some hair?
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 2:30am
i would like them over there
i would like them on a chair
i would like them sung by cher
i would like them with some hair

i like green eggs and ham
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 19 '09 at 3:58am
I can never stop smiling when I hear an American say Moscow. They pronounce it Moss - cow in the way you would if a member of your Bovine stock had a green grass disease. Being British we like to not take spelling so literally so we don't pronounce the "W"
B 7
   B 7 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:13am
I love love love Americans doing a bad impression of an English accent.
Especially if they say something like 'Ello MAYTE!'
Far from being offended or patronized it make me incredibly happy:)
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:24am
Spam65, we say Moscoe instead of Mosscow.


b7 they do a terrible aussie accent too
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:26am
ahaha! how droll! I agree with you chaps. it amuses me to no end when an american's pronunciation of a word differs from the manner in which I'm most accustomed to hearing it. it always gives my mates and I a jolly good laugh while we sit in our flats and watch episodes of "Are You Being Served?"

and don't get me started on the french! we are also different from them, as well, in addition to that, too.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:27am
spacemitch we would not be so redundent. how american of you
theshedlight
theshedlight on Oct 19 '09 at 4:27am
Haha I was working in a government office in the UK and an American colleague was having a rant to her ex on the phone... she slammed the phone down and shouted "GOD DAMN JERKOFF!" before storming off. Now that was awkward, as we were in an open office, but very funny!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:29am
those americans! can't they get anything right?
B 7
   B 7 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:51am
haha i wasn't implying all Americans do a bad english accent Mitch.
You should hear my attempt at an American accent. It's not good
jamesf
jamesf on Oct 19 '09 at 4:52am
they way they say happy new year like it's one word. happynooyear!

and when i was working in ny i used to go into starbucks every morning for a hot chocolate and a piece of blueberry coffee cake. and whenever i said blueberry like we do in england(pronouncing it bluebrie) they didn't understand and i had to say blue berry. kinda like when samwise says poe-tay-toe in lord of the rings
B 7
   B 7 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:52am
realol at 'sit in our flats'
jublin
   jublin on Oct 19 '09 at 4:58am
banana
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 19 '09 at 5:05am
ahaha. that motherfucker said BANANA.

it's pronounced "bluebrie"
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 19 '09 at 5:06am
we have our fun, right lads? aye!
tesco
   tesco on Oct 19 '09 at 5:12am
drink your cawfee on the sidewalk. then throw your cawfee in the trash.
tesco
   tesco on Oct 19 '09 at 5:13am
Edin-burg is in Scotland, England
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 5:15am
oh coffee is hilarious it's true.

i go around saying caw fee at the americans at college
theshedlight
theshedlight on Oct 19 '09 at 5:16am
I remember someone on the phone in Cardiff saying "We're in Wales, England" - tell that to the locals haha!
mullmuggins
mullmuggins on Oct 19 '09 at 5:29am
I like how Aussies (the one in my office) say Milaaarn in a Lloyd Grossman style.
Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Oct 19 '09 at 5:30am
lol Jebbie, you're silly.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 5:57am
when i talk to americans i like to make them say certain words
mock_turtle
mock_turtle on Oct 19 '09 at 6:06am
We tend to slur words a lot like squirrel. Americans just say squrl...maybe we just don't like too many syllables. Then there are the ones who over enunciate for words that have been widely mispronounced for ages. If you go around saying Wil-shire blvd. in LA you just sound like an idiot.
jamesf
jamesf on Oct 19 '09 at 6:10am
mock_turtle on Oct 19 '09 at 6:06am
We tend to slur words a lot like squirrel. Americans just say squrl...maybe we just don't like too many syllables. Then there are the ones who over enunciate for words that have been widely mispronounced for ages. If you go around saying Wil-shire blvd. in LA you just sound like an idiot.

i was going out with this girl from ohio, and spent a thanksgiving there. she lived near this place called mentor. being english, i naturally pronounced it as mentor. she got a real kick out of that, as they all pronounced it menner
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:00pm
im sure there are more
outline
outline on Oct 19 '09 at 4:02pm
people force me to say zebra and it hurts my feelings
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Oct 19 '09 at 4:04pm
What about warsh instead of wash
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:06pm
drink your cawfee on the sidewalk. then throw your cawfee in the trash.

brooklyn?
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:07pm
i like europeans

and they're casual lumping of all american dialects and accents.
ratkiss
ratkiss on Oct 19 '09 at 4:08pm
Ben, 'Ello MAYTE!'
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:08pm
;-; i'm australian
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:09pm
seeing as you're under the queen you get a free pass into the european herd
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:11pm
FREE PASS FREE PASS
MULTIPASS
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:12pm
just don't pass go
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Oct 19 '09 at 4:12pm
i like shirtflirt

and his casual mixing up of they're and their.

but his point was still good.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:16pm
oh i'm not perfect at grammar especially when i'm trying to type in those swift moments when the supervisor's passing by
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:16pm
ie; im not smaht
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:16pm
aw rubrob i wasnt going to even say anything
Bramish
   Bramish on Oct 19 '09 at 4:20pm
Americans say 'mirror' funny. It's not possible to write phonetically. it's like an English drunk person saying it. It's almost like 'meeeer' but with an 'r' they can't quite get out.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:21pm
i've heard other americans say "draw" instead of "drawer"

like they sorta just gave up after the w
outline
outline on Oct 19 '09 at 4:22pm
meer-r-r
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 19 '09 at 4:22pm
ahhhhhh yes
Bramish
   Bramish on Oct 19 '09 at 4:22pm
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:07pm
i like europeans

and they're casual lumping of all american dialects and accents.


Way to casually lump over 50 countries, all with their own regional differences.
Bramish
   Bramish on Oct 19 '09 at 4:23pm
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:21pm
i've heard other americans say "draw" instead of "drawer"

I pronounce draw and drawer exactly the same.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 19 '09 at 4:23pm
good thing about the states, if the way some people pronounce things irritates you, you can move about one to two states in either direction unless you're coastal, and people there will pronounce things differently.

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Flying Mouse 365 on Jul 22 '09 at 11:20pm
You are overrated, Jebbie.


jenraskopf on Sep 17 '09 at 10:09pm
If I traveled to Australia to confront my fear of everything that kills you (where better to confront such a fear?) I imagine Jebbie would lead me around with a machete in her hand saying adorable quirky things the whole time.



travis76 on Aug 28 '09 at 7:00pm
:) jebbie
she gets it.


iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:57pm
Jebbie, your spirit animal would probably be an Otter. Why? Well, because Otters can break clams and bricks and woods on their chest, who wouldn't want to be an otter with iron boobies? You swim around in the water, throwing up gang signs because the seagulls know that they best not ocme around your territory or you'll fucking punch them so hard that they'll never be able to have an orgasm, ever. All the humans would be like "look at that otter, breaking shit with it's chest, I jsut want to pet it" and they'd forget you're a wild animal, so when they bend down to pet you, you'd gnaw their finger off, and then spit it back at them, therein blinding them and making them bleed so your homey the shark can come out of nowhere and eat the crap out of him. You're such a good friend, helping out your homey the shark.


applesforjonah on Oct 07 '09 at 8:00am
ohayo gozaimasu, yoroshiku Jebbie, I would rike to kalate you now.


randyotter3000 on Sep 04 '09 at 9:31pm
This is how you always get me with that sad face, but then I will be nice and you will pull my balls off like some kind of jebchild with an otterbug


jillustration on Sep 03 '09 at 9:22am
Jebbie can I come to your house and we'll make fishsticks, macn cheese and brownies, and we'll watch little mermaid and sleeping beauty and play my little ponies?


just 70mph (2:49:22 AM): 'twas the night before tomorrow and all through the housebbie not a creature was stirring except for a jebbie


Twiggyhall on Dec 01 '09 at 12:07pm
Jebbie writes a lot of blogs about her hair-dos and boys not wanting to date her (even though she's awesome on many levels, imo)


PuppetMeat on Dec 01 '09 at 6:16pm A poem on dating (jebbie):


You have to be nice, but not straight laced.
Too much sweetness and she'll kick you in the face.
You gotta look good, but no mountain of muscle.
Not because you're too strong, cause she ain't afraid to tussle.

She's got likings and she's got wants.
She seems to type in a lot of different fonts.
Buy her nice things and treat her kindly.
Treat her like garbage and she'll kill you blindly.

Her name is Jebbie, she lives in Australia.
She likes and enjoys pretty regalia.
Many guys want to date her and be her dude.
But it's never gonna happen if you've got the wrong 'tude.


SuperRyan on Aug 17 '09 at 9:03am
Jebbie is a gay guy


applesforjonah on Sep 30 '09 at 7:31am
Jebbiehood, the joy cupid, blinging raughter and ror's, one allow at a time.


sonmi on Nov 19 '09 at 3:46pm
jebz you are famous in my e-heart


robroy05 on Aug 05 '09 at 6:43am
Chejebb, leader of the Jebbevolution

robroy05 on Aug 11 '09 at 8:03pm
And it makes me laugh that Jebbies busts balls on EVERY site she visits


Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:06am
ahah, i've never tought i would speak and begin a story one day with a magnificent...

...otter! :)

jebbie: nice to meet you, surrealistic little joyful fairy :)


Jebs on Jul 15 '09 at 8:59am
@jebbie: indeed, i have the beautiful eyes of my mother, and the irresistible charm of my father, but the rest is all yours :)





I have my own awesome blog thanks to andyg!!


And awesome quotes from it...


fatheed on Sep 16 '09 at 10:26pm
If jebbie was invisible for a day, she'd be like "what the hell should I do with my hair?"


iPear
iPear on Sep 16 '09 at 10:31pm
if Jebbie was a walking stereotype, she would be the stereotype that all Jebbie's are amazing, and she would totally reinforce this stereotype by being amazing all the time.