Jebbie
Jebbie aka Jebbie McJebberson is a 20.52 year old girl, has been a member since June 1, 2005, has scored 1840 submissions, giving an average score of 2.90.
  May 02 '08 by Jebbie        42 Comments        Watch this



What are your very mild super powers? Or better yet.. your very mild super weaknesses?

rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on May 02 '08 at 10:22pm
i can see through glass...
olie!
   olie! on May 02 '08 at 10:23pm
I can bend spoons with my mind.

But only the ones at Denny's. . . . .


and you have to look away for a little bit for it to work. . .
TheArtRobot
   TheArtRobot on May 02 '08 at 10:23pm
Super Power: Patience
Super Weakness: Likeness to Bon Jovi
TheArtRobot
   TheArtRobot on May 02 '08 at 10:24pm
wait... switch those
gillianyvonne
gillianyvonne on May 02 '08 at 10:25pm
I have a photographic memory.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on May 02 '08 at 10:26pm
I'm good at being a loser.
canceromega
canceromega on May 02 '08 at 10:28pm
I'm really really good at Rock, Paper, Scissors. I almost always win.
Jebbie
Jebbie on May 02 '08 at 10:30pm
Hehehe
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on May 02 '08 at 10:31pm
I'm also good at having bad hair.
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 10:49pm
super power: I can cry for absolutely no reason
super weakness: it's because i have generalized anxiety disorder
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 10:53pm
uptownkelly has the power to make people believe she's a man...
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 10:54pm
:(
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 10:55pm
Don't worry. I have faith in you!
littlem
littlem on May 02 '08 at 10:57pm
mild superpower: i'm relentless
mild weakness: i'm relentless

:/
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 02 '08 at 10:58pm
mild super powers: I can grow flowers from seeds
super weakness: I have allergies
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 10:58pm
thanks prof... i'm hoping that's a nice comment?
chelly
chelly on May 02 '08 at 10:59pm
mild superpower: can eat a hot fudge sundae in record time
mild weakness: allergic to all ingredients in hot fudge sundae
edean
edean on May 02 '08 at 11:03pm
mild superpower: if something is really funny, i laugh really high pitched like a little school girl... wait, that's a weakness
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 11:04pm
I mostly make nice comments. That was one. I missed your fake account blog as I was gone a couple of nights. I would have like to have been more involved.
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 11:05pm
mild superpower: I am a professor
mild weakness: I am not a real professor
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:10pm
ok fake prof, want to be friends so you feel more involved :) ? heh
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 11:12pm
Will you write my name on yourself and email it to me?
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:12pm
probably not, sorry
HW.
HW. on May 02 '08 at 11:13pm
super powers: Invention. My latest creations being the pedal-powered wheelchair and the bubbleless bubblegum.
weakness: Whittakers Kiwi Fruit chocolate bars
professorE
professorE on May 02 '08 at 11:14pm
Hmm. I guess we'll have to just be Threadless friends, then. Hello, friend!
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:15pm
hw can i buy some gum off of you?
HW.
HW. on May 02 '08 at 11:18pm
They'll give you diarrhea for days, but they're bubbleless! which means I win.
HW.
HW. on May 02 '08 at 11:18pm
how's your sleeping pattern nowadays, Kellen of the uptown?
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:18pm
diarrhea is just another form of colon cleansing. I'll take it!
you can advertise it as laxative gum as well!
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:19pm
it's ok HW... got about 4 full hours last night! what about you? sleep ok H to the W?
HW.
HW. on May 02 '08 at 11:27pm
I went hiking last night, very tiring on the feets, but i got a decent amount of sleep. I'd say about 7 hours or so.
uptownkelly
uptownkelly on May 02 '08 at 11:29pm
hiking sounds fun! did you see any bunnehs? or babeh deer? did you see a river or a lake or a pony?
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on May 03 '08 at 12:16am
super power: romance
weakness: a face that not even a mother could love

(i can also cry on command, but that was already taken)
6 days later
Jebbie
Jebbie on May 09 '08 at 8:15am
My very mild super power is that when walking up to a set of lights it always turns green for walking straight away. But only if I'm not with someone I know. The thing I hate about very mild super powers is they are the things you think are ace, but you could never brag about.

Not that I enjoy bragging.....
Hi my name is
Hi my name is on May 09 '08 at 8:23am
mild super powers: I can make the room go dark without touching anything, just by closing my eyes

super weakness: I'm scared of the dark
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on May 09 '08 at 8:25am
Mild super power: I'm really good at remembering phone numbers.

Mild super weakness: I really hate having to call people on the telephone.
Jebbie
Jebbie on May 09 '08 at 8:27am
Omgosh ME TOO!

At remembering numbers. I used to hate calling people on the telephone but then I got a job as a receptionist. If anything, I hate answering the phone when I don't know who it is..
Papaprime
   Papaprime on May 09 '08 at 8:28am
mild super power: I can smel burps within moments, and I can usually tell what was eaten

mild weakness: I can smel burps within moments, and I can usually tell what was eaten

Bramish
   Bramish on May 09 '08 at 8:28am
I'm good at spelling.

But I get heartburn a lot, blush easily, and visibly sweat when only slightly nervous.
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on May 09 '08 at 8:46am
mild super power: I can hear bats chirping

mild super weakness: I can hear cheap ultrasonic alarms
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on May 09 '08 at 8:55am
super power: i have the power to find and correct most american english grammatical mistakes.

weakness: i suck at meeting new people. i'm shy.
DragonStar
DragonStar on May 09 '08 at 9:08am
Super Power: Reflexes. I can grab a falling glass of wine without spilling a drop, or catch something behind my head that someone throws to me just by peripheral vision and sound, or stop things from falling off the dash/table/etc without really looking at them. This often freaks people out hardcore. It comes from playing racquetball. (Ironically, in the context of people who regularly play racquetball, I'm not particularly good.)

Super Weakness: Congealed food. Leftover chicken, cold pizza, room temp pasta salads, and the like put me in a state of mild hysteria.
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