I'm imagining you in your undies. Very nice.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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If found, please return to Happy Meadows Asylum.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I have to wear this so I can go in stores.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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My other t-shirt is an American Apparel.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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You are getting sleepy, very, very sleepy.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Emily Brontë Rocks!!!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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All my other shirts are in the wash.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I sleep in a drawer.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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ninjas and pirates have nothing on accountants.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Hirsute is back in vogue.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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What if the moon really were made of cheese?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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You'll be sorry when the toasters rise-up and enslave us all.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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My iPod is too good for me.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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You see a star, I see a mass of incandescent gas.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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I didn't wash my hands just now.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes...not so much.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I'm imagining you in your underwear.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Close only counts in handshoes and horse-grenades.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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