This was a nice birthday present, thank you. It's nice to know that you still care about me.

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I don't get paid for this reprint, do I? Well, it's the though that counts!

Oh hell yes. It feels like the good old days. Two Threadless subs pending.

HAS IT BEEN SO LONG, THREADLESS?

HAS IT BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU BROKE MY HEART

Hey dudes!

Life's been rough. I'm drawling still a little but work etc etc. So I scribbled up the mofo that will follow this post and I realised that it's basically a love-doodle to JOHN2 who I MISS, and that made me think about Threadless and how I basically miss everyone and haven't talked to anyone in forever. So I decided to pop on ovar here. Hello! How are you guys! It has been a few months since I've said it's been a few months I was here!

I usually try to not be this nice.

HI GUYS

I WISH WE TALKED MORE

[a drawing follows]

This idea has been done before, but it hasn't been done by ME before and that's what matters. How's these cats looking, mans?



I gotta come up with a way to arrange these fellas and I gotta decide on an eighth death. Should he be torn apart by a dog or made into Chinese takeout? SUBQUESTION: Should I be bothering with this as a design anyhow? The voice in my head says no but this guy says YES:


"Yes!"

I think I may have a PROBLEM. With too many ghosthands.



Hammurabi's Code
The inscription reads "AN EYE FOR AN EYE" in the original Akkadian cuneiforms. HELL YES SON i researched it. Sanskrit up in the muth'.

Thanks for putting up my subs, guys! Craig, I'm sorry about all the mean things I said. You know I was just goofin', right? New boot goofin'?

are

you

kidding

me.

GUYS. Stop declining my submissions. THIS ONE DID NOT HAVE ANY BUTTS OR DICKS. WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF MY CASE. THERE ARE MANY SHITTY DESIGNS THAT YOU SHOULD BE DECLINING. MINE ARE NOT ONES OF THEM.

I'm going to buy one of these shirts right now.

You're awesome, Luke!

For now.

I figure if I'm going to put that much effort into something on Threadless, it better at least have a slim chance to net me one-point-five thousand dollars. That said, I am working on a new design. This is the roughest of drafts:



Does this make sense? Do you people get what is going on? Is it CLEAR?