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pseudonymjones aka The bearer of unconditional things is a 25.18 year old boy, has been a member since May 30, 2005, has scored 1076 submissions, giving an average score of 2.19.

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AIM: theevilrabbit

Aug 09 '07 by pseudonymjones

31 Comments

Watch this

Nine Lives

This idea has been done before, but it hasn't been done by ME before and that's what matters. How's these cats looking, mans?

I gotta come up with a way to arrange these fellas and I gotta decide on an eighth death. Should he be torn apart by a dog or made into Chinese takeout? SUBQUESTION: Should I be bothering with this as a design anyhow? The voice in my head says no but this guy says YES:

"Yes!"

Rambunkcious on Aug 09 '07 at 9:35pm

i like the electricity cat..haha my cat chews cords what a weirdo

d3d on Aug 09 '07 at 9:36pm

how about drowning in a fishbowl? i like it so far.

Chipmnk on Aug 09 '07 at 9:37pm

Awesome. A bit twisted but awesome.

bananza on Aug 09 '07 at 9:40pm

hah, those are great.

amaliaslash on Aug 09 '07 at 9:42pm

i think they illustrations are funny, but if you could come up with a sweet composition rather than in rows of three, your design as a whole could really benefit.

i remember that a lot of artists did their own take as a big collab, but they weren't arranged very interestingly, and yours could totally 1-up them.

d3d on Aug 09 '07 at 9:44pm

what if they were all rising from their graves outside a little girls bedroom window?

hellofromthemoon on Aug 09 '07 at 9:48pm

YES this is an amazing design, even if the concept isn't new. don't do the chinese takeout thing though, people will probably take offense...
: ]

d3d on Aug 09 '07 at 9:48pm

i forgot it's the 9 lives of one cat. maybe the 8 dead ones could be conspiring to kill the remaining one, like some kind of limbo suicide.

kayceislost on Aug 09 '07 at 9:49pm

i love you so hard.

did i type that out loud?

Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 09 '07 at 9:57pm

Oh, Kayce, can you do me that favor now? Thanks a bazillion.

BrandonB11 on Aug 09 '07 at 9:58pm

i like the chinesse take out and the fishbowl thing

still looks awesom

pseudonymjones on Aug 09 '07 at 10:12pm

Kayce, do you like The Aquabats?

What are you doing with the rest of yr life?

pseudonymjones on Aug 09 '07 at 10:12pm

&hearts

kayceislost on Aug 09 '07 at 10:14pm

Ha, what kind of question is that?

I'm a zippy zippy dude.

kayceislost on Aug 09 '07 at 10:14pm

&hearts

Luke... on Aug 10 '07 at 5:22pm

diggin it man.
hows about a catnip overdose?
but i dont have any suggestions for your design though...
;]

[give me more live journal, it is really the only quality reading i do, and i want more...just start writing short novels, or novelets if you please, and sell them online...then put me down for 1 of each, maybe 2 of a few, or 6...half-a-dozen even.]

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Aug 10 '07 at 5:36pm

I made a comic in high school about the different ways a cat had died...This reminds me a lot of that comic. I like it anyway.

mad cat on Aug 10 '07 at 5:37pm

oh god. it's so sad.
SO. SAD.

that electric kitty is so cute tho.

viralVISUAL on Aug 10 '07 at 5:44pm

I think it might look cool arranged this way:

And definitely go with the takeout death. That would be hillarious.

Great idea.

xiv on Aug 10 '07 at 5:46pm

death by...

1: starvation
2: fire
3: water?
4: ?
5: car
6: electricity
7: ?
8:_____
9: ?

what are the missing ones suppose to be?

xiv on Aug 10 '07 at 5:48pm

death #8 should be by a bulldog.

have the cats tail and a hind leg hanging out of the dogs mouth.

viralVISUAL on Aug 10 '07 at 5:48pm

7 looks like he froze to death, 9 is just him being nervous.

FionaB on Aug 10 '07 at 5:51pm

HECK YEAH
I like the way its arranged on the paper...only in numerical order

Maltzmania on Aug 10 '07 at 5:52pm

wow i didnt know cats could even be this cool!

xInvertedRealityx on Aug 10 '07 at 6:38pm

They're so cute and creepy! I love them!

chelly on Aug 10 '07 at 7:16pm

the cats are nice but if you don't place them interestingly on the shirt, then it is going to go down w/ all the other nine lives of cats shirts that haven't been printed

don't number them

don't put them in a square

you rock

chelly on Aug 10 '07 at 7:19pm

oooh what viralVISUAL said, actually

pseudonymjones on Aug 12 '07 at 10:06am

Here's how it's broken down basically:

1. starvation
2. burnt to death
3. drowned
4. buried alive
5. run over
6. electrocuted
7. froze to death
8. [not shown]
9. Not dead. A VERY NERVOUS CAT.

pseudonymjones on Aug 12 '07 at 10:07am

I don't think I'll have the numbers in the actual design, unless I am able to work the numbers subtly into the drawing of each death.

catdogpigduck on Aug 12 '07 at 10:08am

the cat came back the very next day...

WallsReallyWork on Aug 12 '07 at 10:35am

i think working the numbers subtly in would be great. and if you could pull this off, making them flow together well wihtout looking symetrical and boring, then this would be an awesome shirt which i would most def vote 5$ on.

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