When a man loves a woman, sometimes they make babies. When they are from another planet, they make space-babies with their space-penis and space-vagina. This is what happened a long time ago, in a galaxy somewhere in space.
After plopping out of his mommyâ€™s space-womb, a young RibBaby was jettisoned from his planet and landed here on Earth. As the years went by, the awkward RibAdolescent was mocked by his schoolmates and, in particular, his arch-nemesis, The 5-Foot Vegetarian. Soon, he was bitten by a radioactive pig and obtained super-powers that really have nothing to do with pigs. Thus, Captain RibMan was born (figuratively). Later, he also obtained a super-powered ring, shield, hammer, tongs, cod-piece, amulet, sword, pony and another cod-piece â€” all from a â€œMr. Tâ€ cereal box.
He spent years devoted to fighting crime, opening his own restaurant, closing his own restaurant and, eventually, not fighting crime. Now, safely within his lair, he designs C.R.A.P. for people who enjoy crap.