It has been a quiet couple of months after (amusingly) Mrs. Dingo went fucking ballistic on our loud as fuck dumb as rocks neighbors.
I about fucking fell over laughing when I heard her bitching them out, about being loud inconsiderate cocks sadly however it would seem their pot smoking has made them forget that we will not put up with getting woken at 3am by there drunken fucking about. it is in fairness not as bad (yet) as before but fuck I hate those stupid dumb fucks .... I'm torn as to go over and preemptively remind them that mrs dingo will fucking kill them if they wake her up at 3 in the morning. or wait for her to come back from her business trip and go fucking ballistic on them again... fuck that was funny the first time.
damn damn damn cybersquatting cock suckers
my brilliant idea for a search engine or maybe wiki competitor whatthefuckis.com is taken curses...
a. and play
b. peacefully in my sleep ... not kicking and screaming like the other people in the car. c. like a blister in the sun
hmmm.. according to the thermameter on my desk it is 70.3F in my office in the house here
but it feels freezing cold ?????? I FUCKING HAAAAAATE WINTER SO MUCH and the f'ing Raynaud's disease which has both my hands and feet feeling basically cold and numb all week.
if i have my status set to busy
it probably means I can't play Left4dead2 right at the moment. fuck 3 people in 20mins sending invites... it is god damn 2PM do you people not have jobs?? oh wait may they don't at this point...
it is raining
it is not my fault it is raining you guys don't like rain so stop clawing at the door trying to go out side because it is god damned raining....
Are you fucking kidding me
happy holidays from the district court..... jury summons gah fucking constitution and it's guaranty of trial by jury. ON THE UPSIDE MAYBE I CAN SEND SOMEONE TO PRISON and then sneak giving them the finger while the verdict is read?? AMERICA FUCKING ANNOYING TODAY!! oh wait I mean AMERICA FUCK YEAH!  gah fuck fuckity god damned fucking fuck...
meh... even I barely can get excited about this..but I was curious how Google's new DNS servers would fare (8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4) fairly meh is how they perform. Also man the Level 3 Comm (formerly GTE) 4.2.2x name servers are pretty god damn good still.
 as you can see having your own DNS servers FTW, as the fastest and best performing servers are my own two Nameservers. now if you where wondering how you could cure your insomnia well you are welcome. If your internet ever seems slow to resolve names or more annoyingly if your ISPs namesevers dick about with what should be NXDOMAIN results (redirecting what should be 404 to advertising pages say) then you may want to read up on DNS and change your DNS servers.
WHAT????
bunnies.  http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1941230,00.html Sweden's Tommy Tuvuynger and his team of professional hunters don't have to go far to find their prey. Tuvuynger is employed to keep down rabbit numbers in the Swedish capital, Stockholm. The rabbit population there has exploded over the past few years thanks to owners setting free their pets. Last year the eradication squad killed 6,000 of the furry critters, which are not native to Sweden. When the city started killing the rabbits in 2006, officials realized they would have to dispose of their carcasses. At around the same time, the European Union passed a law that makes it illegal to dispose of raw meat or carcasses in landfills. Solution: use the bunnies as fuel to heat Swedish homes. OMFG BUNNIES!!!
BAHAHAHAHA
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7141828 HOUSTON (KTRK) -- There were some very unhappy people outside the Best Buy store on Beechnut and the Southwest Freeway as they waited for Black Friday deals. Customers in line called police when they say wrecker drivers started towing their cars late Thursday night. The misunderstanding apparently started when the tow truck drivers thought the cars belonged to patrons of a nearby nightclub, not people in line. you (almost) couldn't pay me enough to deal with trying to shop on black friday... fucking stupid. yeah i think I'll just order my gifts online thanx. |
                Shot at 2007-08-05 gerpander, at 12:24am on Mar 15, 2006 I want to see my hand on your ass. Roostersauce, at 12:16am on Mar 15, 2006 ...why the hell did i even click that? jesus..i realized what i did the seocnd i clicked it... and immediatly regreted it ..whew steve_swartz, at 12:21am on Mar 15, 2006 looks better than i thought it would.... mlnewco, at 12:42am on Mar 15, 2006 is that really your ass or are you just borrowing it? littlem, at 2:24am on Mar 15, 2006 do you think happy panties would make me happy? littlem, at 2:41am on Mar 15, 2006 "down on all fours!" littlem, at 2:50am on Mar 15, 2006 hey, leave my beaver out of this! kayceislost, at 1:19am on Mar 22, 2006 Oh I will enjoy the traffic cone. ASS! tRaSH_PaRADiSE, at 11:59pm on Mar 22, 2006 I used to have ritaline, but sold it to some older kids at school, they liked to crush it up and sniff it in the toilets cause they got hayfever realslimnatey, at 12:28am on Apr 7, 2006 i mean, i should put this in caps: I WANT TO BE A PRETTY GIRL!    |
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