gah...
why must some people always make something simple a gigantic complicated cluster fuck? you know the people I mean the people that would make taking a screw out of something require a 237 page manual with technical illustrations and appendix... fuck.. Jesus christ just get a screwdriver and unscrew the god damn thing** **not actually a screw but it illustrates the point that all week people have repeatedly made simple straight forward things that should have not required my attention at all into hours long ordeals.. that ultimately involved doing the 5 min solution that was fucking obvious from the get go. in fact today I almost lost it and just did the obvious fix while this knuckle head was trying to make it complicated then interrupted them saying "not to be rude but here it is fixed, now if you will excuse me I have other things to finish today."
damn it i just realized the FAIL stickers I got from my bro as part of my bday present have done a runner..
FAIL Hopefully they are around here somewhere? 
Jesus...Corporate Nanny state ?? wtf?
http://games.slashdot.org/story/09/12/18/1649253/Microsoft-Seeks-Patent-On-Shaming-Fat-Gamers "A newly disclosed Microsoft patent application — Avatar Individualized by Physical Characteristic — takes aim at fat people, proposing to generate fat avatars in gaming environments for individuals whose health records indicate they're overweight, limiting their game play, and even banning them. From the patent application: 'An undesirable body weight could be reflected in an overweight or underweight appearance for the avatar. Only requisite health levels are allowed to compete in a certain competition level. A dedicated gamer could exercise for a period of time until his health indicator gadget shows a sufficiently high health/health credit in order to allow reentering the avatar environment.' Linking one's gaming avatar to one's physique, explains Microsoft, will produce healthy and virtuous behaviors in individuals. Microsoft also proposes shaping gaming experiences by using 'psychological and demographic information such as education level, geographic location, age, sex, intelligence quotient, socioeconomic class, occupation, marital/relationship status, religious belief, political affiliation, etc.'" waht??? really... holy shite...
bahahahaha
 supposedly this is legitimately just a curious squirrel jumping up into these people's pic. http://gizmodo.com/5429632/10-hilarious-gadget-situations-caught-on-camera/gallery/5
so I don't generally remember dreams
but I remember this one. I took a job at the Grocery store and for some reason they had a live baby goat in the meat dept they meant to butcher. For some reason they had the baby goat sitting in with the packaged meats and it jumped out and ran around the store trying to get away.. and who could blame it really? so I decided I must buy the baby goat and save it, but I was broke (which is why i took a job at the grocery to begin with). So I have to convince them to give it to me on credit. then I took it home and wondered what the fuck am i supposed to do with a baby goat? then I woke up...
oh man .. i feel terrible for finding this sort of funny.
http://www.oldpeopletalkingabouttheinternet.com/ 
hey kids if you don't want your snowman plowed under by huge snowplow trucks don't build your snowman in the middle of the god damned road.
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It has been a quiet couple of months after (amusingly) Mrs. Dingo went fucking ballistic on our loud as fuck dumb as rocks neighbors.
I about fucking fell over laughing when I heard her bitching them out, about being loud inconsiderate cocks sadly however it would seem their pot smoking has made them forget that we will not put up with getting woken at 3am by there drunken fucking about. it is in fairness not as bad (yet) as before but fuck I hate those stupid dumb fucks .... I'm torn as to go over and preemptively remind them that mrs dingo will fucking kill them if they wake her up at 3 in the morning. or wait for her to come back from her business trip and go fucking ballistic on them again... fuck that was funny the first time.
damn damn damn cybersquatting cock suckers
my brilliant idea for a search engine or maybe wiki competitor whatthefuckis.com is taken curses...
a. and play
b. peacefully in my sleep ... not kicking and screaming like the other people in the car. c. like a blister in the sun |
                Shot at 2007-08-05 gerpander, at 12:24am on Mar 15, 2006 I want to see my hand on your ass. Roostersauce, at 12:16am on Mar 15, 2006 ...why the hell did i even click that? jesus..i realized what i did the seocnd i clicked it... and immediatly regreted it ..whew steve_swartz, at 12:21am on Mar 15, 2006 looks better than i thought it would.... mlnewco, at 12:42am on Mar 15, 2006 is that really your ass or are you just borrowing it? littlem, at 2:24am on Mar 15, 2006 do you think happy panties would make me happy? littlem, at 2:41am on Mar 15, 2006 "down on all fours!" littlem, at 2:50am on Mar 15, 2006 hey, leave my beaver out of this! kayceislost, at 1:19am on Mar 22, 2006 Oh I will enjoy the traffic cone. ASS! tRaSH_PaRADiSE, at 11:59pm on Mar 22, 2006 I used to have ritaline, but sold it to some older kids at school, they liked to crush it up and sniff it in the toilets cause they got hayfever realslimnatey, at 12:28am on Apr 7, 2006 i mean, i should put this in caps: I WANT TO BE A PRETTY GIRL!    |
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