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May 18 '06 by BuriedAlive
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Who is Nate

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spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:53pm

I am Nate.

eskimokiss on Apr 16 '06 at 8:54pm

sparticus is not nate

kayceislost on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm

i am nate.

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm

*taps nose*

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm

thank you.

Kerrn on Apr 16 '06 at 8:59pm

i am nate.

-k.

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 8:59pm

step into the dojo...

to seek your answer

oh, and this is a message sent from nate to you:

http://blog.hoiking.org/pictures/2005/07/SKorea_Ulsan_Lyon_VS_Ilhwa_20050717.jpg

*BAP*

loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:00pm

I'm Brian Blessed.

Stevethegreat on Apr 16 '06 at 9:00pm

I am Nate

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm

I LOVED YOU IN FLASH GORDON!

squirelgirl on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm

Nate is a fly in my wall

squirelgirl on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm

on*

rholliday on Apr 16 '06 at 9:02pm

Find out the truth about Nate:

http://www.threadless.com/profile/209700/rholliday/39188/OMG_Nate's_Stark_F'ing_NAKED!!!

ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm

nate is really a spam bot.

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm

stop cross promoting dick!

nates this little bitch that comes on here trying to fight people, even girls...because hes a little bitch

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm

and he smells!

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:04pm

like persimmon

rholliday on Apr 16 '06 at 9:04pm

Nate likes to get kicked in the face.

Because it's a foot. In his face.

ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:06pm

nate actually started as mold on an old piece of pizza i had forgotten under my bed.

BuriedAlive on Apr 16 '06 at 9:07pm

So Nate is just an urban legend?

loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:08pm

I once bet Nate that he couldn't fit an average sized mug up his ass. Turns out he's like the second Goatse man.

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:09pm

Nate got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:09pm

They use Nate's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:10pm

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:11pm

loserbeech, at 9:08pm on Apr 16, 2006

I once bet Nate that he couldn't fit an average sized mug up his ass. Turns out he's like the second Goatse man.

he went so far as to draining out the anal leakage problem he has into this mug...

someone dared him to drink it, they called him chicken...

and nobody ever calls him CHICKEN!

so he drank it

NakedNoMore on Apr 16 '06 at 9:12pm

I've always wondered who was Nate too.

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:13pm

who? nate jones! who who? nate jones!!!

ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:14pm

nate, i am your father.

MysteriousPete on Apr 16 '06 at 9:16pm

nate all around you he is everything you can see touch and smell. anything that has ever been anything is in fact....nate.

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:17pm

He gave a hand job to a manta ray!

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm

The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Nate, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!

cunning47 on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm

no, that's the matrix.

nate brings us rain and causes the flowers to grow.

he is the patron saint of baby sealions

trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm

nate saved my children from a burning house.

Loserly on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm

Nate is my favorite color.

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm

Nate ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm

He boned my grandma once. And didn't even pay her.

BuriedAlive on Apr 16 '06 at 9:20pm

Nate stole my lunch money and kicked my dog.

trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:21pm

when nate takes a shit, the entire city of grand prairie knows and is awed.

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train

Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down

As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm

ashlie ionizes, at 9:14pm on Apr 16, 2006

nate, i am your father.

i heard you were his fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate??? no?

loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm

Nate challenged Chuck Norris to a fight and won.

Stevethegreat on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm

I think this thread has lost focus

so.....*ahem*...

I am Nate

cunning47 on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm

when i got into a car accident, I called nate.

he got me $3,000

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm

where is that pussy nate?

come out of hiding you bitch! i want to fight you!!!

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm

come fight me Steveisgreat!!!

step into the DOJO!

spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm

spacesick, at 8:53pm on Apr 16, 2006

I am Nate.

I am INCREDIBLY clever.

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm

sorry, Stevethegreat!

trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:27pm

http://i.today.reuters.com/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-04-16T233227Z_01_N14306922_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE0.jpg&resize=w400

rummy make poopy.

trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:28pm

damn you, "No HTML Please!"

realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:29pm

i dont know guys, this is kind of mean...

nates kind of sensitive, hes got sensitive knees

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