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spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:53pm
I am Nate.
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Apr 16 '06 at 8:54pm
sparticus is not nate
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm
i am nate.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm
*taps nose*
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 8:55pm
thank you.
Kerrn
Kerrn on Apr 16 '06 at 8:59pm
i am nate.



-k.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 8:59pm
step into the dojo...



to seek your answer



oh, and this is a message sent from nate to you:

http://blog.hoiking.org/pictures/2005/07/SKorea_Ulsan_Lyon_VS_Ilhwa_20050717.jpg



*BAP*
loserbeech
loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:00pm
I'm Brian Blessed.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Apr 16 '06 at 9:00pm
I am Nate
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm
I LOVED YOU IN FLASH GORDON!
squirelgirl
squirelgirl on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm
Nate is a fly in my wall
squirelgirl
squirelgirl on Apr 16 '06 at 9:01pm
on*
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 16 '06 at 9:02pm
Find out the truth about Nate:

http://www.threadless.com/profile/209700/rholliday/39188/OMG_Nate's_Stark_F'ing_NAKED!!!
ashlie ionizes
ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm
nate is really a spam bot.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm
stop cross promoting dick!



nates this little bitch that comes on here trying to fight people, even girls...because hes a little bitch
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:03pm
and he smells!
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:04pm
like persimmon
rholliday
rholliday on Apr 16 '06 at 9:04pm
Nate likes to get kicked in the face.



Because it's a foot. In his face.
ashlie ionizes
ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:06pm
nate actually started as mold on an old piece of pizza i had forgotten under my bed.
BuriedAlive
BuriedAlive on Apr 16 '06 at 9:07pm
So Nate is just an urban legend?
loserbeech
loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:08pm
I once bet Nate that he couldn't fit an average sized mug up his ass. Turns out he's like the second Goatse man.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:09pm
Nate got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:09pm
They use Nate's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:10pm
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:11pm
loserbeech, at 9:08pm on Apr 16, 2006

I once bet Nate that he couldn't fit an average sized mug up his ass. Turns out he's like the second Goatse man.



he went so far as to draining out the anal leakage problem he has into this mug...



someone dared him to drink it, they called him chicken...



and nobody ever calls him CHICKEN!



so he drank it

NakedNoMore
NakedNoMore on Apr 16 '06 at 9:12pm
I've always wondered who was Nate too.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:13pm
who? nate jones! who who? nate jones!!!
ashlie ionizes
ashlie ionizes on Apr 16 '06 at 9:14pm
nate, i am your father.
MysteriousPete
MysteriousPete on Apr 16 '06 at 9:16pm
nate all around you he is everything you can see touch and smell. anything that has ever been anything is in fact....nate.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:17pm
He gave a hand job to a manta ray!
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm
The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Nate, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm
no, that's the matrix.



nate brings us rain and causes the flowers to grow.

he is the patron saint of baby sealions
trotsky
trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:18pm
nate saved my children from a burning house.
Loserly
Loserly on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm
Nate is my favorite color.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm
Nate ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.
loserbeech
loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:19pm
He boned my grandma once. And didn't even pay her.
BuriedAlive
BuriedAlive on Apr 16 '06 at 9:20pm
Nate stole my lunch money and kicked my dog.
trotsky
trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:21pm
when nate takes a shit, the entire city of grand prairie knows and is awed.
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train

Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down

As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm
ashlie ionizes, at 9:14pm on Apr 16, 2006

nate, i am your father.



i heard you were his fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate??? no?

loserbeech
loserbeech on Apr 16 '06 at 9:24pm
Nate challenged Chuck Norris to a fight and won.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm
I think this thread has lost focus









so.....*ahem*...









I am Nate
cunning47
cunning47 on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm
when i got into a car accident, I called nate.

he got me $3,000
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:25pm
where is that pussy nate?



come out of hiding you bitch! i want to fight you!!!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm
come fight me Steveisgreat!!!



step into the DOJO!
spacesick
   spacesick on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm
spacesick, at 8:53pm on Apr 16, 2006

I am Nate.



I am INCREDIBLY clever.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:26pm
sorry, Stevethegreat!
trotsky
trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:27pm
http://i.today.reuters.com/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-04-16T233227Z_01_N14306922_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE0.jpg&resize=w400



rummy make poopy.
trotsky
trotsky on Apr 16 '06 at 9:28pm
damn you, "No HTML Please!"
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Apr 16 '06 at 9:29pm
i dont know guys, this is kind of mean...



nates kind of sensitive, hes got sensitive knees

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