I'm just this designer guy who is working for a big corporation. I wish I was a better illustrator when it comes to realism, but I tend to be stronger at abstract art.

I also make jewelry by pounding metal on an anvil, which makes me feel like a real man, even though I don't like to watch football. (You can see some of my jewelry on my website, but I haven't updated it in forever.)

I tend to create off-the-wall designs and slogans which get pretty low scores. But I'm doing this for myself, not some mass market. So I'm okay with sucking.