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Uncle Martha
Uncle Martha aka Ben Fitzpatrick is a 37.98 year old boy, has been a member since May 18, 2005, has scored 6108 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
  Aug 25 '05 by Uncle Martha        2 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
"Jellyfish Heaven is not like Japan,
Jellyfish Heaven is not like Thailand,
Jellyfish Heaven...
Is a lot...
Like L.A."

Makes me think of the Dead Milkmen every time I see this shirt. Maybe I should just get it already.

littlem
littlem on Aug 25 '05 at 10:27am
I like your username.
8 days later
Uncle Martha
Uncle Martha on Sep 02 '05 at 11:12am
Thank you, I like it too! It's a Firesign Theatre reference, if you have an interest.

Also, here's the complete lyrics to Jellyfish Heaven (again, if you have an interest):

Gotta go somewhere
When you die
So why not see the world
Through jellyfish eyes

Jellyfish heaven
Where jellyfish go
To get away from Mormons
And drunk Eskimos
Jellyfish heaven
Is a lot
Like LA

If you're bad
You'll go to hell
And jellyfish will sting you
And your body will swell

Jellyfish heaven
In the big blue sea
Where it's too cold to surf
And it's too warm to ski
Jellyfish Heaven
Is full of dead
Jellyfish

People always saying
"I won't eat jellyfish
'Cause they ain't got no bones
And you can't make a wish"
People always shouting
"Don't go swimming near those things!"
But when they're close to dying
You can hear them sing

Jellyfish heaven
Is not like Japan
Jellyfish heaven
Is not like Thailand
Jellyfish heaven
Is a lot
Like LA

Sweet jellyfish! (x2)

I've been dazed and confused
For so long it's not true
I wanted a jellyfish
Never bargained for you
Lot's of people talking
Few of them know
Soul of a jellyfish
Was created below!

Papa don't preach!
I'm gonna keep my jellyfish!
I've been tied to the jellyfish
Tied to the jellyfish (x2)
Oh Lord, I feel like I'm dying....
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