I Need a Ship to Go Home
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Sleep Less, Game More
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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Have a Pen? I'd Gladly Give You an Autograph!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Kids = Mini Humanoids with Lollipops & Balloons
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Paper Planes are Sheets of Paper Having Afterlife Fun
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Pilot ability: Landing on water.
Farmer ability: Watering land.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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V. Empire: Thats's How are Called Empires Ruled by a Vampire
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Penguins Are #1 Smoking Consultants
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Exams: Always Bring your Umbrella; Thinking Clouds are All Over
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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BLUE Results from a B(ee) that Sticks in Glue
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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It was like WEEE and than came a ZBAANG and I was like AUUCH
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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Dice: rolling since 3000 B.C.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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Have a Light? I Miss My Shadow!
of 71 votes, 34% like it
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No Scuba Suits Needed When Sleeping With the Fishes
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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Dreaming: the act of having fun during sleep
of 79 votes, 34% like it
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Avast Ye! Hand Me My Jolly Roger Hat or Ye Dance the Hempen Jig!
of 78 votes, 19% like it
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Stars! Cute Fluorescent Thingies Hanging In Kids Rooms
of 81 votes, 23% like it
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Blueberries, Best Taken When Feeling Blue
of 73 votes, 33% like it
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Preparing my wish list for the next star shower
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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The More I Grow Up, The Smaller Everything Else Gets
of 75 votes, 40% like it
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Daydreaming during the night beats dreaming during the day
of 79 votes, 28% like it
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Bird (class Aves) Egg-laying. Special ability: tweets super fast!
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Friday: Feel free to feel free
of 75 votes, 25% like it
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Some F words are Freaking Fantastic For Fighting Fire
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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Sick and ye shall find... tea
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I'm big, I'm evil and my minions are very fond of my pink poney
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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R2D2 and 3PO are crazy about U2 and UB40
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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The Werewolves Council concludes
Vampires are nothin but suckers
of 78 votes, 23% like it
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Ever since I'm growing up, things get smaller and smaller
of 84 votes, 27% like it
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