I'm not the sharpest crayon, but I might be the most colorful!
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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Ninja Cats killed my curiosity.
of 49 votes, 53% like it
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I removed my space bar and i didn't find any drunk astronauts.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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Standing under light bulbs makes me feel smart.
of 50 votes, 76% like it
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I overheard that speculation is the next big thing.
of 44 votes, 64% like it
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Saturday Nights: Worst time ever to catch a fever.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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Minimalism is too big of a word.
of 53 votes, 70% like it
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I stand on maps to feel on top of the world.
of 48 votes, 65% like it
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let's eat alphabet soup, i want to have a word with you
of 63 votes, 76% like it
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i built rome in a day using sim city
of 60 votes, 63% like it
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I dress to impress (small letters) my mom.
of 68 votes, 65% like it
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ATM's have lots of street credit.
of 58 votes, 60% like it
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9 out of 10 numbers have an inferiority complex.
of 61 votes, 74% like it
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archeologists: they're bad to the bone
of 61 votes, 66% like it
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a little bird told me that birds don't really talk
of 79 votes, 66% like it
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great minds think alike, then sue each other for the copyrights
of 75 votes, 67% like it
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running with scissors makes it easier to cut the finish line
of 69 votes, 74% like it
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i have zero tolerance, it's the sevens i just can't stand.
of 66 votes, 74% like it
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don't break the ice. we'll need it later for our drinks
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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i never wanted to be an astronaut. i wanted to be an alien.
of 61 votes, 61% like it
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clothes are censorship
of 63 votes, 63% like it
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if time is money, can you give me five minutes?
of 66 votes, 74% like it
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magnifying lenses make a big deal out of everything
of 68 votes, 68% like it
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Earth's rotation made my day
of 94 votes, 83% like it
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piggyback rides are cheaper than cabs
of 52 votes, 73% like it
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i keep a watch on my back pocket so i can be ahead of time
of 57 votes, 74% like it
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if time was money, we would be able to time travel using an ATM.
of 59 votes, 61% like it
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for crying out loud... use a megaphone!
of 67 votes, 67% like it
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curiosity was just trying to scare the cat.
of 69 votes, 80% like it
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im not the sharpest crayon, but i'm clearly the most colorful
of 66 votes, 76% like it
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why look on the bright side? the dark side has cool light sabers!
of 62 votes, 66% like it
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don't shoot for the moon. you'll anger the werewolves.
of 53 votes, 70% like it
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i'm keeping my fingers crossed. damn you, super glue
of 55 votes, 65% like it
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snow is just fancy water.
of 66 votes, 73% like it
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opposites do not attract, they're just easier to find
of 59 votes, 64% like it
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My New Year's Resolution: 1024x768
of 74 votes, 72% like it
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