I don't do lunch.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Leave me alone I don't have any change.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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It's a Mp3 player grandpa.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Ask me about the specials.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I still make Mix Tapes.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Saturday morning cartoons, I lived for that!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I remember when cartoons were just on Saturday morning.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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U PLY WoW? LOL!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Do you think I'm crazy?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Too much percussion and bass.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Download that.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I only game in 8-Bit.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You're 16-bit, you are so Genesis.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Google me, I'm pretty big stuff.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm fresher then the first day of school.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm playing myself in this movie.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Zooooooom
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I do what I must.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I just got back from a world tour.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's simple, you suck.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Is love alive?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You are so last year.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Parents just let your kids watch TV!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Did you do that in 3d?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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There is a light that never goes out.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I need more coffee.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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There's a six in the morning?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Which way to the bus stop?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Is it your birthday?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Please take me home.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It's not that cold outside.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I was there last night where were you?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Joe the Plumber is my dad.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I won $500 for this slogan.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I know Joe the Plumber.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Insert joke here ______________________ .
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I heart Comic Sans
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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No one invited you.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Stop drinking my milk.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Damn Clients
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Your not on facebook?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Leave me alone I haven't had coffee yet.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Stop calling, just email me.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I can cook better food at home.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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